tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53635572738260430092024-03-15T03:07:14.102+08:00硯墨耽然耽溺到底也不要拉我無依的手--慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.comBlogger318125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-68765597903369797922024-03-15T02:44:00.006+08:002024-03-15T03:06:41.245+08:00【劍挑番外】報我宜你不以李<p><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「一線生——」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 時近年關,身為侍郎邸的大總管,縱是天天起早貪黑仍是覺得日不暇給!若問一線生此時最怕什麼,大概就是他家侍郎大人如現在這般討好賣乖地喚他……</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「一線生好友,喝口茶歇息一下吧?你這都忙了大半日啦。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「哼,無事獻殷勤必有詐!有話直說,說完就別再來煩我。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 嘆了口氣接過茶水,一線生睨著右手捧心正打算來上一段「天地良心好友怎可如此忖度素某」的某人,大抵瞧出了自己此時的狀態不好惹,素還真省下了作戲功夫乖巧地放下手,燦笑道:「也不是什麼大事,素某不過想要個和其他天虎弟兄一樣的值夜點心袋。</span>」</p><a name='more'></a><span style="color: #783f04;"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你同人要什麼點心袋啊!這一個月以來你值過夜嗎?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 此時恰逢方結束夜間勤務的崎路人,拉上慕少艾來一線生房中喝茶蹭點心,誰知一進門便聽見某人這莫名其妙的請求,登時忍不住吐槽。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「呼呼,素大侍郎近來的夜間時光不都有佳人相伴在側,觀月賞雪、吟詠詩賦、暢聊人生好不快活!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「就是說啊!點心袋的存在是為了眾兄弟在辛勞值夜後,不因腹中空虛而導致難以成眠,你上妖女那吃好喝好,怎還好意思要點心?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你倆說的不正是素某的值夜任務嗎?什麼風花雪月看似快活都是表象,我那是以身飼虎、犧牲小我以成大義!素某這麼認真值夜要個點心袋怎麼了?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 面對素還真不甘示弱地反唇相譏,慕少艾換上一副凝重神色,捉過他的手開始把脈。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你若真是因為腹火中燒而要的點心袋那就有些蹊蹺!莫不是被人下藥了吧?你可是帝京少女口中餐風飲露就能飽的謫仙啊。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「竟然還有這招?一個癡肥臃腫的玉面侍郎確實威脅大減,天蝶盟好歹毒的心思!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你們……」素還真撫額長嘆:「若真如此,那總說看美人能顧眼養胃的慕大藥師,天天看素某的臉怕都要撐壞了吧?還有崎路,能想出這麼個別出心裁的中毒因果,血吻蝶都要拜你做軍師!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「唉呀呀,聽這話說得臉不紅氣不喘的,崎路,我們能安心了!一段時日沒切磋,某人的厚面神功更上一層樓,可見精神狀態和身體皆無恙,至於食量變大,大概是因為我們都錯估了素還真原來還欠發展與成長。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「喔喔,原來如此,那一線生快給他備個點心袋吧,孩子還在長身體呢!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「說誰孩子?你才孩子!你倆都孩子!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 看著素三歲、崎四歲、慕五歲又吵成一團,不復平時好脾氣的一線生不耐煩地拍桌沉喝道:「要吵就到外頭去吵!素還真要點心袋就給,反正花的也是他薪俸,裡頭要裝啥快點說,說完通通滾出去別擾我算帳!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「一線生偏心!為什麼素還真還能選點心?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「因為他難養難伺候不像你這麼乖,這答案滿意不?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 一句話堵得崎路人說不出半點反駁,慕少艾扯了扯他肩上布袋意味著見好就收,年關將近時的一線生彷若閻羅附身,令人莫之敢攖!只有素還真那個不怕死的還在扳著指頭點菜。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「那素某要小巧耐儲存、氣味不要太濃烈,最好是能偷著吃不易被察覺的!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「偷著吃?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你堂堂素大侍郎的值夜點心還需要偷著吃?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「妖女那難道只管茶不管點心?原來你是怕傷胃才要的點心袋……」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 此話一出眾人紛紛將目光投向崎路人,噯,原來只要跟天蝶盟扯上邊,素來精準斷事的崎路寺正,能給你各種意想不到的因由來證明天蝶盟真心歹毒。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 最後在眾人旁敲側擊下,終於探出了某人其實是因著姑娘進宮大半日,總是無法好好吃東西才要的點心。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「嘖!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「呼呼。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「唉呀呀——」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 彷彿見著了鐵樹開花的一線生心情大好,登時應下了素還真所有請求,然後好聲好氣地將為此又鬧起來的素三歲跟崎四歲給哄出去,才忍不住雀躍地同慕少艾交換一個心照不宣的八卦眼神。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 大長進啊大長進!果真年關將盡春日還遠得了嗎?某個榆木腦袋竟然開了竅,這妥妥是<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">有一種餓叫夫君覺得妳餓啊!</b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 幾日後,在侍郎邸蜿蜒的迴廊,某人似是不經意間遇上了自家名義上的夫人,淡然自袖中取出一個同懷爐差不多大小的精緻食盒遞予對方。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「這給妳,下次進宮帶著吧。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 朱雀雲丹揚起抹淺笑接過,揭開以後發覺裡頭的分隔設計別有巧思,小小一個食盒裡竟裝滿炒黑豆、冰糖蓮子、核桃雲片糕和桂花松子酥糖,甚至還設計了一個夾層專門存放去除口中氣味的雞舌香。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「幾日前不過隨口一提,倒是勞煩侍郎為此掛心,朱雀雲丹在此謝過。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「不過舉手之勞,朱姑娘不用客氣。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 面對姑娘的禮數周全,素還真也不知怎麼的總覺得有些彆扭,而這份彆扭在幾日後姑娘也拿著個食盒送給他時提至了最高點。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「侍郎宵衣旰食,有時還須徹夜批閱案卷,未免茶寒傷胃,朱雀雲丹備了些同樣具有提神功效的藥茶和吃食,還請侍郎笑納。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「多謝姑娘美意。」素還真抿抿唇勉強扯出一抹笑,隨意尋了個藉口便匆匆離開。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 那夜他依舊賴在一線生房裡,偌大的書案一邊堆疊著帳本跟年節禮單、另一邊則是刑部宗卷,中間特別清出空間擺了個小几案,上頭就放著姑娘送的茶食跟一壺芳香四溢的藥草茶。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「好甜……」素還真拈著各色糖花一片片放入口中,邊嚼邊嘟嚷道。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你這表情怎麼一點都不甜?」一線生跟著拿了片糖花,覷了眼素還真隱忍不發的神色,覺得甚為有趣。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「不知道……總覺得哪裡不對。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 平日十指不沾陽春水的素大侍郎,破天荒給他取了個碟子布茶食,只一片糖花、數塊果脯,其餘的全是天虎弟兄值夜袋裡的點心,擺滿盤面後素還真還殷勤地給自己斟了杯茶,才自以為不動聲色地將姑娘的饋贈往宗卷方向挪了挪。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「哪裡不對?」一線生憋著笑,假裝自己沒看到對方那些小動作。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「一線生,你說朱姑娘幹嘛這麼急著回禮?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「人家姑娘同你禮尚往來有什麼不對?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你不覺得這樣太客氣了嗎?總覺得她同素某算得太清……」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「投桃報李這很正常!你就別雞蛋裡挑骨頭了,沒事找煩憂。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「報李還不如報你呢,一點真心也無……」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「啊?你方才說什麼?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「無事。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 如果不是在年前,一線生可能還會耐著性子慢慢開導對方,進而敏銳察覺出一絲春日的信息,只可惜重新投入年節雜務的一線生錯過了,寒日冬夜裡素大侍郎苦惱的嘆息。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> ※ ※ ※</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 多年後,在江湖盡處的某個花農小屋內,風采鈴凝著妝檯上不知何時出現的食盒和首飾陷入了煩惱。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 方沐浴歸來的某人帶著微微水氣自身後環了上來,溫熱的吐息貼在耳廓處伴著低聲笑語,「喜歡嗎?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 她抬手探入他的髮間,確認只餘末梢些微濕潤後適才安心答道:「喜歡,只是你怎麼又送我東西?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「丈夫送妻子東西哪需要什麼理由?我以為這麼多年過去,妳早習慣我的無事獻殷勤。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「我知你只是單純的想對我好,可又沒你那麼多玲瓏心思,有時難免苦惱該怎麼回禮。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 聞言素還真癟了癟嘴,埋首於妻子肩窩處啃了口嘟嚷道:「匪報也,素某只圖與妳永以為好,妳若執著禮尚往來反倒顯得生分。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「不是同你生分,只是投我以桃報之以李,方長久之道。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「好啊,妳若想著一定要回報素某也由妳,只是報之以李不如以妳報之,如何?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 聞言風采鈴薄紅著臉,幾番思量後也只嗔了句,「你這話說得……有些無賴。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 素還真親了親妻子透紅的臉蛋笑道:「那可不好枉擔了無賴之名,既然決定好回禮,素某就大方收下了。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你!」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 饒是平素機敏善辯,風采鈴此時卻拿那人一點辦法也沒有,所幸夫妻相處多年某人熟諳分寸,深知再逗弄下去臉皮薄的小嬌妻可能扭頭棉被一捲,跑去同孩子擠床放自己孤枕難眠。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 他將她自妝檯抱至床沿,捧著她的臉無比認真地說道:「其實不用予我任何回報,因為我從妳身上獲得的已然太多……我餘生所願,就是終有一日妳視我餽贈如尋常,容我微薄的心意有處安放即可。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 風采鈴纖柔的指掌覆上手背,輕輕將額頭趨前與他相貼,親暱地蹭了蹭後,話語裡滿是罕見的小女兒家嬌態。</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「你在我這兒寄了那麼多心意要算利息的!今生先讓你賒著,來世記得再來尋我,換我連本帶利的討回可好?」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 「好。」</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 在約誓來生也要永以為好的夜晚,纏綿交換吐息間,一縷輕淺暗香隱隱縈繞,玉瓶裡幾日前折來的桃枝悄然開放,宣告著桃紅又是一年春。</span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;">慕曦語 寫於 </span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">2024/3/14</span><span lang="EN-US">-15</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(白色情人節)</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 投我以木瓜,報之以瓊琚。匪報也,永以為好也。投我以木桃,報之以瓊瑤。匪報也,永以為好也。投我以木李,報之以瓊玖。匪報也,永以為好也。</span></p>
<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;">〈衛風‧木瓜〉</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】有一種餓叫侍郎覺得你餓!σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 前幾日正填著《桃紅又是一年春》,結果寫到侍郎發現自家朱姑娘因入宮大半日沒能好好進食,下意識想去拿天虎弟兄們的值夜點心袋時,這篇就應運而生了……因為送來送去的情節實在太適合白色情人節,乾脆獨立出來寫!反正某人番外生番外在我這實屬平常,<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">直接放棄掙扎寫就對了~</b></span><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">( </span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US"> 3</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">)y</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▂ξ</span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 雖然還是很想吐槽某人為什麼每次都能吃這麼好!?跟親友該該叫時得到<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「啊雙花就你家天公仔子生來好命啊XD」</b></span><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 對啦、是這樣啦沒錯啦——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">但光看標題就好想打他!投桃報李是能這麼用的嗎?好想在劍挑正篇裡快轉到他被太黃君打爆啊啊啊!!!</b></span><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/‵</span><span lang="EN-US">Д</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">′</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/</span><span lang="EN-US">~ </span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╧╧</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #783f04;"> 不過寫番外的樂趣就是能前頭傲嬌侍郎後頭人夫雙花,素鈴婚前婚後一把抓!雙重滿足有沒有~╮</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">/(</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">>▽</span><span lang="EN-US"><)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人</span><span lang="EN-US">(></span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽<</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╭</span></span></p>
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慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-4323705133063137212024-03-04T00:31:00.002+08:002024-03-04T00:31:39.770+08:00【劍挑番外】桃紅又是一年春(上)<p><span style="color: #274e13;"> <span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</xml><![endif]--></p><p><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 那日朱雀雲丹進宮謁見貴人,歸家時帶回了一口華貴的衣箱。素還真瞧著箱面剔紅的春遊圖與四周雕飾的垂枝桃花,忍不住讚了一句:「桃源勝景頗合春意,比之回回只會送些蝴蝶、牡丹圖樣的國舅爺和寒貴妃,皇后娘娘這份禮意境高雅多了。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 小丫頭秋分掩不住興奮地應和,「皇后娘娘情思高妙展現的可不只這口箱盒,真正厲害的是在裡頭那——」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「秋分。」朱雀雲丹罕見地截住了小丫頭未竟的話語,柔聲吩咐道:「莫忘了娘娘的交代,妳先同刀獸和劍禽回屋裡布置,我還有事同侍郎商議。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「是。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 待小丫頭一行人離開後,素還真饒富興味地睨了朱雀雲丹一眼,笑問:「真難得,什麼事竟要支開了秋分才能說?」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「侍郎多慮了,不過是箱中之物不耐折壓需盡快取出為好。你也知道秋分那丫頭興致一起便管不住嘴,若真由著她如小雀鳥般吱吱喳喳地誇完,怕反而壞了娘娘美意。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「是嗎?我怎麼覺得朱姑娘是在刻意引起素某的好奇與在意。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「看來為了不負侍郎期待,合該學著在關鍵處賣弄玄虛?既是如此朱雀雲丹便先行告退,煮水烹茶靜候侍郎來探箱盒之密。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言素還真擺了擺手,直言道:「不用麻煩了,素某不感興趣。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 可面對他的推拒那人卻僅是從容淡笑續道:「今日入宮朱雀雲丹接了道旨意,侍郎難道就不想提前知曉,免得受制於人?更何況箱中之物確實巧奪天工值得細細品鑑。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「朱姑娘此言差矣,能提前知曉又如何?既是旨意該來的便避不了,屆時見招拆招也別是一番興味。再來,巧奪天工之物素某平日見得多了,朱姑娘以此相邀著實不怎麼高明,何妨直言所求?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「那若我說朱雀雲丹衷心所願,不過單純想邀侍郎今夜來幽竹居飲茶,共享分別這半日所獲呢?侍郎難道就沒什麼想同我說的?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「呃、確實沒什麼好說的……不是才半日沒見嗎?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 朱雀雲丹望著他有些無奈地嘆了口氣:「誠如藥師所言,素大侍郎有時確實遲鈍的令人驚嘆。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 言罷起身施了個禮便翩然離去,留下一臉不明所以的素還真,百思不得其解自己到底哪裡遲鈍。</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是那晚素還真又賴在一線生房裡,纏著他將早先發生的事說了一遍,然後不解地問道:「你說朱姑娘她這話什麼意思!素某到底哪裡遲鈍?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「要我說朱姑娘跟慕少艾都太客氣了,你這哪裡是遲鈍——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">根本就是榆木腦袋無可救藥!</b>」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 年前忙得不可開交的一線生耐心本就有限,聽完後直接上手賞了對方腦門一記爆栗,「姑娘話都說到這個份上了,擺明是分別了大半日甚是想念,有話想同你邊喝茶邊鑑寶邊說,懂了就給我帶上茶點滾去幽竹居!」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「可我沒話同她說啊……」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「那就安靜地聽她說。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「憑什麼?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真摀著額頭一臉委屈,一線生恨鐵不成鋼地嘆了口氣:「做人要有點良心!早先說要同姑娘以誠相待、化敵為友的是你;隔三差五跑去找人家賞風吟月、喝茶聊天的也是你;怎麼只許你有話同她說時前去叨擾,輪到姑娘有事和你講時你卻婆婆媽媽的再三推卻?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素某才不婆媽!素某只是……」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「只是什麼?」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「只是分別這半日真沒什麼有意思的事,素某是怕言語無趣反而掃興。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生捋了捋美髯嘆笑道:「你會覺得這大半日都過得沒什麼意思,不正是因為姑娘不在的緣故嗎?自打朱姑娘進宮後你就窩在前廳裡沒離開過,現在人回來了你卻一副不在意的模樣是想裝給誰看?別鬧彆扭了!趁時候還早去聽聽姑娘想同你說些什麼,安了心明天也好幫著理事。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素某才不——」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生沒等素還真反駁便將食盒塞進他懷裡,然後邊趕人邊敷衍道:「知道,我都知道!你才不在意、不擔心、不糾結人家姑娘,都是為了任務探聽敵情、以身犯險——點心食盒都幫你備妥了,慢走不送!任務結束就早點回房睡覺,年前侍郎邸還有一堆事等著你處理。」</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 隨著身後門扉被火速關上還落鎖的聲音響起,素還真低頭看了懷中的食盒一眼,癟癟嘴告訴自己一切都是為了任務後,腳步輕快地朝朱雀雲丹的院落走去。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】三月三日天氣新,侍郎宅邸多麗人——ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> 這是一個傲嬌侍郎分分鐘把天聊死,但其實在意姑娘在意到不自覺的故事~σ</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></span></p>
<span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體; font-size: 12pt;"> 我一開始寫時還以為是久不寫侍郎手生,後來卡了半天才發現是在鬧彆扭XD下篇看能不能趕3/14寫完吧,番外寫完還有證篇跟其他系列的收尾要填……(遠目)</span>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-85999203504534493692024-01-01T03:39:00.004+08:002024-01-01T03:39:49.366+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】湯圓炸彈(下)<p><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 回家後素還真興致勃勃地點開網路教學影片,素續緣湊過去一起盯著平板神情無比專注,決定自己的下午茶自己守護!好好學習、看緊爹地,絕不能讓媽咪的廚房受到一絲損傷。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看完後素續緣不得不承認——氣炸酥皮湯圓看起來真的好簡單!感覺連自己這種小朋友也能輕鬆做出來,難怪爹地這回如此胸有成竹。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣想跟爹地一起挑戰做點心嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「嗯!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是父子倆穿上圍裙,將所需材料擺滿餐桌後開始製作,素續緣覷著素還真下刀精準且俐落地分割著成捲的起酥皮,裁成方片後三兩下就包好一顆湯圓,還有閒情逸致在酥皮上頭雕花,邊刻邊不忘朝自己展露微笑鼓勵道:「你瞧,很簡單的!續緣試著包一顆看看?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好。」素續緣將湯圓放在酥皮正中央,學著父親方才的手法邊延展表皮邊收口,但畢竟年歲尚小、手掌也不及成人的一半大,收口便收得異常艱難。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看著在幾度滑落後出現破口的酥皮,小續緣癟起嘴懷疑自己是否遺傳了自家爹地的不擅廚藝……可不對啊,爹地是每次都能把食物做得很好看但煮得很難吃,難道自己是把食物做得很難看但煮起來卻很好吃嗎?<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看出孩子的失落,素還真思索了一會終於想出適合包法,他先取過續緣手中那顆坑坑巴巴的酥皮湯圓,推展了幾下再搓圓便完美地遮掩原本的破口。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 然後溫言安撫道:「沒事的,續緣。你看!爹地修好了,我們沒有浪費食物,剛剛是爹地沒考慮到你手還小,所以學著爹地才會做不好,現在教你適合小朋友新包法,我們再試一次好不好?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看著孩子點頭表示願意繼續挑戰,素還真拿起一張酥皮放在素續緣的掌心,教他改用兩隻手一邊慢慢推展、一邊捏緊收口。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 終於成功包出漂亮酥皮湯圓的素續緣很是興奮,滿臉寫滿了對自家爹地的崇拜,忍不住央求想嘗試自己獨立作業,素還真聽後很是欣慰地放手,不一會托盤裡便堆滿了酥皮湯圓。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 為了保險起見他們決定先試烤四顆,素續緣再三確認氣炸鍋的溫度跟時間設定,啟動機器後同時按下了計時器。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「飛利浦的計時功能有這麼令人無法信任嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真很是不解地看著孩子的行為,卻見對方言詞振振地說道:「續緣只是想雙重保險,爹地肯定是打算將湯圓丟進去就不管它了對吧?等等過了七分鐘續緣要打開檢查後再繼續烤。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「打開才會失敗啦!這是你一線生伯伯說的。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「一線生伯伯說的是烤蛋糕,一直打開才會失敗。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「酥皮烤了也會澎,會澎的麵點亂開蓋就會導致失敗。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是父子倆就為了薛丁格的酥皮湯圓,一路爭論到氣炸鍋發出完成的提示音效。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真嗅聞著瀰漫在空氣中的甜香,不無得意地笑道:「沒焦,這局是爹地贏了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「開蓋才是真正分勝負啦!沒澎起來都不算成功。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣搬過小凳子思考了一下安全範圍後站定,才讓素還真戴著隔熱手套拉開氣炸鍋——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「嗚哇!」素續緣忍不住驚呼道:「爹地,除了有一顆湯圓爆開吐沙,其他的都很完美,我們成功了耶!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「那顆是爹地的減糖版,你媽咪說過不要吃太甜。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真面不改色地迅速移開破裂的芝麻湯圓,將完好的酥皮湯圓擺盤拍照發予那人跟宿舍群組。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣也要跟湯圓拍照!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好好好——來比<span lang="EN-US">YA</span>!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 父子倆圍著酥皮湯圓各種角度都拍了一輪後,適才心滿意足地開始享用,素續緣咬了一口,邊接著紛落的酥皮邊小心流出的餡料、又想跟素還真分享吃到美食的心情,一時間就有些手忙腳亂了起來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真見狀在孩子手下放了個盤子,然後拿著紙巾擺出一副隨時待命的模樣笑道:「小心燙!放心吃吧有爹地在,不會讓你變成小花貓的。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣瞅著素還真甜甜笑開,吹了吹湯圓後咬了好大一口!素還真的紙巾果真快速精準地擦去所有溢出的痕跡。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 吃完湯圓後素續緣接過新的紙巾,自己擦了擦手跟嘴後好奇問道:「爹地你是怎麼做到不讓續緣弄髒的啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「你以為在你學會完美運用湯匙跟筷子前,都是誰在伺候你吃飯的?有點良心啊小祖宗。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「謝謝爹地!爹地最棒了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣親暱地在素還真臉側親了口,對方猶不饜足地指指另邊再點點額頭,剛吃完甜點心情大好的素續緣有求必應地挨個吧唧了一下。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真心滿意足地將孩子抱進懷裡,同他額抵著額蹭得對方咯咯直笑,然後嘆道:「如果你媽咪跟你一樣,玩指哪親哪時也這麼乾脆就好了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「有沒有一種可能是媽咪不想親,而不是媽咪不會玩?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「沒、有——」素還真認真考慮起要把「好好玩一次指哪親哪」放進自己的聖誕襪裡。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 總之今天的酥皮湯圓成功洗刷了自己廚房破壞者的汙名,為此信心大增的素還真決定挑戰下一道料理。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「爹地我們是不是見好就收?剩下的可以等明天再挑戰……」看素還真重新挽起袖子一臉躍躍欲試的模樣,素續緣苦口婆心勸道。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣啊,我們做事有時就是要一鼓作氣、趁熱打鐵,爹地今天手感正好再下一城絕非難事。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言素續緣只好又認份地跟著看起教學影片,然後一發現素還真打算做的煎湯圓需要用到瓦斯爐時,更將整張小臉皺成了顆包子。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「沒有更安全的做法了嗎?續緣覺得像烤箱跟氣炸鍋就很不錯……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣要對爹地有信心,這甚至比剛剛的酥皮湯圓更簡單!只要丟進去煎一煎就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「可是它會霹靂啪啦的響耶!連用氣炸鍋湯圓都會爆了,就這樣直接放在鍋子裡炸了怎麼辦?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「這是湯圓又不是炸彈……你真的害怕的話就在客廳等爹地好了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣想了想還是決定跟進廚房,站在小凳子上離火爐快一公尺的距離觀視著:只見素還真信心滿滿地冷鍋倒油,再將一盒冷凍湯圓放進去滾了幾下,待湯圓每面都均勻沾到油後便不再翻動,用中小火緩緩煎著。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣震驚地發現鍋中湯圓不僅沒焦黑爆炸,自家爹地的每一步看起來還如此從容優雅!難道湯圓是這世界上除了白粥外能拯救爹地廚藝的偉大存在?<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「你瞧,就說了煎湯圓簡單又安全吧!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 大方收下孩子崇拜的目光,素還真稍稍增強了火力一手拿起鍋蓋、另手盛了杯水正打算進行水煎的步驟,豈知變數陡生——因隔著段距離,當素續緣踮起腳想看得更清楚些時,一個重心不穩竟直直朝前摔下去!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真慌忙接住孩子,掉落的玻璃鍋蓋發出刺耳聲響、少了遮擋高熱的油水霹靂啪啦自鍋中噴射而出!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真下意識伸手擋了一下便護著孩子衝進客廳,開始邊檢查邊忙不迭地問著:「還好嗎?剛剛有沒有扭到腳?還是有那裡被燙到?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 明顯受到驚嚇素續緣癟著嘴搖搖頭,忽然「哇」地一聲哭了起來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「爹地對不起!都是續緣不小心……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「不哭、不哭,沒受傷最重要,續緣不怕!」將孩子摟進懷裡哄著,正想再多安撫幾句時,鼻尖卻飄來了一陣刺鼻的焦味。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「糟了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">本是志在必得的煎湯圓挑戰,最後以焦底跟碎裂的鍋蓋宣告徹底失敗。 <span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 是夜,素還真正刷著平板尋找哪裡能購買適配的新鍋蓋時,終於哄睡了孩子的風采鈴回到房中,素還真抬眼覷著一言不發的妻子,有些惴惴不安地問道:「續緣還好嗎?」</span><span style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「有些嚇到了,剛剛又哭了一會說都是他的錯,希望我不要生你們的氣。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「說到底是我的錯,做完酥皮湯圓就該見好就收的。」素還真嘆了口氣,一線生說過他跟廚房八字犯沖,偏生自己不信邪!平白惹出這些事來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「把手伸出來。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真愣愣地看向風采鈴,沒想到對方竟會如此生氣,於是乖乖將一雙手舉到她跟前。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「為什麼是這種姿勢?」風采鈴眉頭蹙得更深,不解望著那人掌心朝上平攤至自己面前。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「呃……我以為妳想打手心解氣?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「你這樣我要真生氣了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 風采鈴嘆了口氣,小心翼翼將素還真的袖子捲起來,果不其然看到幾處紅痕。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「果然燙傷了……」風采鈴抿唇自抽屜取出藥膏,用棉花棒輕柔又仔細地上著藥。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「這點小傷沒事啦,妳笑一個我就好了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「貧嘴。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「若聽厭了討好賣乖,我不介意妳親一口堵上。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真原想開個玩笑讓氣氛輕鬆點,誰知下一秒想說的話便全被那個吻堵回嘴裡,那人主動吻了他後卻有些委屈地紅了眼眶。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「……你根本不知道我真正在意什麼。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我知道。」素還真慌忙將人摟進懷裡哄著:「比起鍋蓋跟廚房妳更心疼續緣受到驚嚇還有我受了傷,所以對不起。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 那人聞言將臉埋得更深了些,悶悶地說道:「我不跟傷患計較。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 風采鈴聽著那人有些刻意又帶著笑的探問,抬起頭賭氣地又啃了他一口。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「下不為例!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「遵命,我的太座大人。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 今天雖然是冬至但卻一點也不冷,正當某人絞盡腦汁思索著,該找什麼藉口同自家嬌妻再貼得近些時,風采鈴卻又重新窩回他懷裡。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真摟著人原還想著這便是傷患福利時,卻聽見風采鈴於他耳畔輕聲嘆了口氣:「我想提前同你要個聖誕禮物。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「不是要我在跨年前孤枕難眠都可以。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「那你可以答應我,以後都不會在我不在時進行所謂的廚藝大挑戰嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「……可這樣妳的人生會少了很多驚喜。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「但同時也少了很多驚嚇。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「噢。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 風采鈴安撫地拍了拍應答後改偎在自己肩頭的那人,正想著該如何安慰他的失落時,素還真卻很快重新振作了起來,抬頭滿臉期待地問她:「那我也能提前同妳要個聖誕禮物嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「你想要什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「沒什麼,不過想同妳玩個小遊戲,比限制素某入廚房簡單多了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看著眼前丈夫太過燦爛耀眼的笑容,風采鈴有些為難地想著,到底該不該忽視此刻心頭的警鈴大作好好哄一回那人,還是趁著今夜天還不太冷轟他去別處睡呢?<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 只是還沒等她想清楚那人便貼了過來,一句柔緩帶著關心與探問的「采鈴」,瞬間便熨平了那些因擔心而起的小小不滿。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是風采鈴輕應了聲後伸手環上丈夫頸項,迎來對方暖融醉人的纏綿親吻。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;">慕曦語 寫於 </span><span style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US">2023/12/25</span><span lang="EN-US">~2024/1/1</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體;">【後記】嘿~一線生,那個冒黑煙的好像是你家隔壁廚房?<span lang="EN-US">(</span>σ′▽‵<span lang="EN-US">)</span>′▽‵<span lang="EN-US">)</span>σ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US">2023</span>的最後一天必須讓某素把廚房給炸了!(喂)<span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 兜兜轉轉還是拖到了<span lang="EN-US">2023</span>的最後一天,想著等會外頭的煙花絢爛我覺得我打字都跟著輕快了不少……如果不是中途去拯救突然開不起來的手機,我想一切就更完美了<span lang="EN-US">OTZ</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 新年新希望,我的手機請你<span lang="EN-US">2024</span>依舊在我身旁陪著我踩點發文!ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;">゚▽゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextIndent" style="margin-left: 0cm;"><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 然後</span><span lang="EN-US">2024</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的第一天我的</span><span lang="EN-US">CP</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">必須要甜!</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">♡</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;">(*</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">´</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">`</span><span lang="EN-US">*)</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人</span><span lang="EN-US">(*´</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">`</span><span lang="EN-US">*)</span></b><b style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextFirstIndent" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 雖然雙花跟五花的乾媽織影,才在給我的生日卡上說擔心他倆吃太甜~但歲末年初吃甜甜才有好彩頭嘛!一想到短暫假期後又要加班,我只想在文裡灑~滿~糖~花~~ヽ</span><span style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ(但此時此刻比起灑糖我更希望我的手機復活開機)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextFirstIndent" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 而且五花在宿舍的各種故事比賽設定裡有的是苦頭(?)吃,回歸現實層面還是讓他吃好點補補XD</span></p>
<p class="MsoBodyTextFirstIndent" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #351c75; font-family: 新細明體;"> 最後祝福大家都有個甜甜的一年!生活得幸福圓滿、追文不坑</span><span style="color: #351c75;"><span lang="EN-US">(´</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽</span><span lang="EN-US">`ʃ</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US">ƪ)"</span></span></p>
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慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-19828220656871350912023-12-21T23:58:00.001+08:002023-12-22T00:02:19.283+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】湯圓炸彈(上)<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 是日恰逢一年一度的冬至,課堂上老師正聲情並茂地解說節慶由來與習俗,末了請小朋友分享最難忘的佳節美食。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 輪到素續緣時小傢伙躊躇了半晌,才吶吶地說道:「芝麻紅豆年糕湯……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「唉呀,好有日式風情啊!是跟你那位日籍四叔叔學的嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素續緣笑而不語,不好意思告訴老師所謂的芝麻紅豆年糕湯,其實就是皮餡分離的芝麻湯圓跟紅豆湯,天知道他家爹地是怎麼把湯圓煮成那樣……所幸紅豆湯是媽咪提前煮好的,兩者味道混在一起也不是太差。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是下午放學看到是素還真來接自己時,素續緣頓時浮現出不怎麼好的預感,小聲探問:「媽咪今天加班嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「嗯,你知道年末有一堆節慶,媽咪的設計工作總是很忙的!但是還有爹地陪你啊。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聞言小續緣暗暗於心底長嘆口氣,問題不是自己有沒有人陪,而是媽咪不在,就沒人能及時阻止爹地那恐怖的料理創作慾望了!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 而人生果真怕什麼來什麼,誤以為孩子因為妻子忙碌而失落的素還真,一把將素續緣高高抱起,語調輕快地說道:「今天是冬至喔,我們去買湯圓來當下午茶吧!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹地不用麻煩啦,我們買煮好的就可以了……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不麻煩啊,爹地今天才看到網路介紹一種創新的湯圓吃法,我們一起來試試看吧!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那、那等媽咪回家一起……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「我們先做好等媽咪下班給她一個驚喜不是更棒嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 試圖阻止無果,素續緣欲哭無淚地想到,只怕等媽咪下班回來迎接的不是驚喜而是徹底的驚嚇,誰來救救他的下午茶跟廚房?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 而當他們自賣場採買歸來後,素續緣還試圖做最後的掙扎,滿懷期待往隔壁一線生家跑去,不忘扭頭回以自家爹地一個燦笑解釋道:「續緣想跟一線生伯伯和青姨一起分享好吃的湯圓!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「唉呀呀我們續緣真貼心,你一線生伯伯果真平時沒白疼你!只可惜他們今天出門旅行嘍,不過聖誕夜那天就回來了,會和我們一起上雲渡山參加聖誕派對。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">絕望!太絕望了!聖誕老公公在哪裡?續緣今年的聖誕心願,就是希望有人能來守護他美味的下午茶跟腸胃健康……</b></span><span style="color: #274e13;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 徹底誤解素續緣此時的沉默,素還真捏了捏孩子鼓起的雙頰,愛憐地將他撈回懷裡哄道:「我們續緣這麼怕寂寞的性子到底是遺傳到誰啊?別嘟嘟嘴了,你還有爹地,爹地會一直陪你的。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「續緣才不怕寂寞……媽咪說爹地才怕寂寞!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「是嗎?原來是像我啊!沒關係,兩個怕寂寞的人相伴在一起就不寂寞了。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「嗯。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 放棄爭辯自己其實一點也不寂寞,素續緣認份地將手環上父親的頸項,乖乖任著他將自己抱回家——沒辦法,媽咪說過爹地就是小兔子,太寂寞會死掉的!當媽咪不在時要幫忙照顧好爹地才是貼心的乖寶寶。</span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">慕曦語 寫於 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;">2023/12/19</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;">~12/21</span></p>
<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #274e13; mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span face="新細明體">【後記】<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 雖然之前骰給自己的生賀時,目標都無比明確的指向《</span><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">星間</span><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;">☆</span><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">綺譚</span><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;">》,可思來想去要這週深陷加班的我,去填可能會破萬的坑實在是太勉強了……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 生賀嘛~自然是自己吃得開心最重要!若說漲了一歲更加學到什麼,大概就是要對自己更好一些!以前可能通宵也要拚完,但現在我學會了分篇XD<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 畢竟健康為上,明天生日就明天再吃糖吧!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-38268676662943961052023-12-14T23:58:00.006+08:002023-12-15T00:44:57.547+08:00【Halloween Bash番外】禍國的紅玫瑰之章<p><span style="color: #990000;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">王國聖騎士長的戀人是酒館小歌姬,這事在天虎騎士團裡人盡皆知,只是當副騎士長崎路人接到這個月第三次的秘密舉報時,還是忍不住在心中腹誹——</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">身為辛苦的騎士團團員需要放鬆我們理解,但請不要帶聖潔的騎士長大人去酒館廝混!身為王國最神聖的騎士長大人,不該出現在那種龍蛇混雜的場合,你們不要帶壞他。</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">這都什麼鬼!分明是你們口中最神潔的騎士長大人喝不了酒,乾脆帶整團兄弟們去給戀人捧場衝人氣好嗎?到底誰帶壞誰?<span></span></span></b></p><a name='more'></a><b style="color: #990000;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b><p></p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">於是當崎路人忿忿地將舉報信件丟上素還真的辦公桌時,忍不住陰陽怪氣地酸了他一句:「啊!我們最聖潔的騎士長大人,請聆聽廣大民眾的心聲,勿將神聖的公帑花費在假公濟私捧人場一事上。」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真挑了挑眉,接過信件看後忍不住笑了:「首先,素某是騎士長不是神父,談情說愛、任務結束後上酒館什麼的很合理。其次,素某請兄弟們喝酒花的不是公帑而是自己的薪水,何來假公濟私一說?最後,辛苦我們的副騎士長大人耗費心神處理這些無謂的舉報信件,往後無須再勞煩你了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「不用勞煩是指以後我可以直接一把火給燒了,還是你不會再光明正大上酒館?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「都有。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言眾人俱是一愣,崎路人忍不住八卦地打探:「不會吧……你跟小歌姬分手了?當初預言她是禍國的紅玫瑰時,你都不管不顧地去砸了國師的場子,現在總不會為了些根本不在乎的民眾舉報鬧分開?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「呿,誰鬧分手了?我跟采鈴好得很!我只是覺得處理大眾觀感很麻煩,想要一勞永逸罷了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">一線生聽後隱隱覺得有些胃痛,要知道素還真每次講出一勞永逸這句話時總會引出更大的麻煩!於是神色不善地勸道:「素還真,在做出任何決斷前都先想清楚、多討論……我勸你三思。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「好友別這麼嚴肅嘛,素某不過想在完成這次任務後便辭職帶采鈴回老家結婚罷了!這樣一來就沒有所謂的聖騎士長出入聲色場所的爭議,不正是一勞永逸嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">在眾人的驚呼聲中,箭無形本就蒼白的臉色更顯慘白,緊蹙眉頭沉聲嘆息:「素還真,這種事放心頭就好別輕易說出來!之前有個小隊長跟你說了類似的話,然後在執行任務時整隊團滅……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「對對對,我也聽過『回老家結婚』跟『最後一次任務』什麼的都是禁語,素還真你還一次犯兩個,自己不要命別人還想著安度餘生別相害!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「不過無稽之談,大夥也太迷信了……」素還真苦笑著續道:「不然這樣,今晚素某請大家喝酒壓驚!就當提前慶祝任務順利吧。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「……自從你跟小歌姬在一起後,滿嘴掛的不是上酒館就是喝酒,被不明就裡的人聽到觀感真的很差啊!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路人忍不住朝素還真翻了個白眼,誰知對方也回以同樣鄙夷嗤道:「我就不懂了,一般成年的男性結束工作後去酒館喝一杯很尋常,為何換做素某就不行?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「長得不行。嗯,我意思是你好歹身為騎士團的門面,就算換了便服你那張臉也很不適合出現在酒館裡。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「崎路,你這解釋純屬此地無銀三百兩,藉機偷罵素某的意圖更明顯了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,就是啊崎路人,你明明知道我們聖騎士團的白蓮花哪哪都不行,就剩一張臉長得還可以,你還意圖說他長得不行,這就過分了啊!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「……藥師,整日與草藥為伍疏於鍛鍊了吧?身為聖騎士長有必要督促團員精進,等等全體訓練場集合!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「哎呀呀不好!真生氣了?來人啊快誇誇我們聖騎士長那哪都行,尤其長得特別行~」慕少艾說完後卻看到眾人愉快地拿上各自的武器,三三兩兩討論起等等該怎麼組隊挑戰自家騎士長。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「素還真。」慕少艾同情地拍了拍友人的肩,「方才老人家都是說笑的,可你的人緣是不是真不行?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「等你待會在醫務室處理那堆傷員時,就知道素某行不行了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">看著素還真朝自己揚起格外燦爛的微笑,想到等等醫務室可能的盛況,慕少艾頓時覺得這傳說中聖子的微笑真的好刺眼啊……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">是夜,酒館裡高朋滿座,顧念著後天還要執行任務,聖騎士長終究沒有用團員的鼻青臉腫跟紗布厚度來證明自己到底有多行。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">趁著演出前的空檔,素還真閃身進入休息室替戀人獻上一束玫瑰花,風采鈴接過後選了最嬌美的一朵裝飾在鬢邊,對映於鏡中的那人淺淺微笑。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「謝謝,花很漂亮。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「只有口頭言說而已嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">那人從身後環了上來賴在肩窩處撒嬌,她抬手揉了揉他的臉安撫道:「我等等還有演出,蹭掉妝就不好了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「我今天同眾人說了,這次任務結束後我們就結婚。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴靜默了半晌,柔聲探問:「你真的決定就此捨棄身為聖騎士長的榮光,同我歸於鄉野嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">他吻上她無名指的玫瑰戒指慎重答道:「這是我對妳的約誓。而且長久以來承載著眾人的期盼,其實不若外界想像中來得風光,就這一身連去酒館喝杯小酒都會受人非議的頭銜,誰喜歡便都拿去吧!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「辛苦你了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「反正再辛苦也沒幾日,我一思及此就幹勁十足!等妳今晚演出結束後我們去向老闆辭行,然後我便送妳進山,等結束任務歸來後我們就在小教堂裡結婚。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「好,我等你。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴看著此時鏡中的他們,在玫瑰與藤蔓的鏡框環繞下就像婚禮的紀錄繪像一般,她窩進他懷裡微微仰頭湊近那人耳畔說道:「我有個秘密想告訴你,你可要快些回來啊,遲了便怕守不住了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「何不現在告訴我?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">他還是忍不住俯首將唇印上對方的額際,那人笑著躲開後連忙對鏡整理起儀容,同時嗔道:「因為是秘密啊,我的聖騎士長大人!想揭曉謎底便請早日平安歸來。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">隨著門外震耳欲聾的歡呼與掌聲,他的歌姬將上台進行最後一次演出,素還真如往常一般藉著騎士團的掩護隱於暗處觀賞。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">今夜的她格外動人,最後唱起祈福的頌讚時,雖未言明他也知道那是屬於他的獻歌——關於美好明日的祝福與禮讚。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">最後當他</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">困於銀棺中</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">任法錐狠狠釘入胸口時,耳畔依稀響起的仍是這首曲子。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">吸血伯爵從往日回憶中驚醒,一身血衣的新娘停止了吟唱,躍動的篝火隱隱映照出她半邊已成枯骨的真實面容,他毫不在意的起身擁住她。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「所以當年那個秘密是什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「哪個秘密?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「妳這麼說好像有很多秘密啊……可素某最想問的是執行最後一個任務前,妳說等我歸來時才要揭曉的那個。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「那個啊……」骷髏新娘笑而不語,偏頭思索了一會後答道:「王國都已湮沒了這麼久,再說也沒什麼意義了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「是那個關於禍國的紅玫瑰預言嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「我記得你當時為此掀了國師的桌,原以為你是不信的。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">憶起當時的年少輕狂,吸血伯爵輕聲笑開:「因為妳只能是屬於我的紅玫瑰,真要禍國那我得多努力才能登上王座啊。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「原來我以一己之力阻止了可能的君王誕生呢,真是罪過。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;">「素某現在已成吸血之王,妳來禍害其實也不嫌晚。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 關於《</span><span style="color: #990000;"><span lang="EN-US">Halloween Bash</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">》中吸血伯爵跟玫瑰骷髏新娘的快樂</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">小前傳!起因就是小花學妹誇讚我家緋音那句「這真是惑國妖女的模樣!」</span></span></p>
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</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣來看爹地這裡!很好,用腳腳頂一下書,小心別讓它倒下來。掃把再拿近點、抖一下披風然後看鏡頭——笑!對對對就這樣,超可愛的再兩張!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生站在工作梯上一邊打燈、一邊趁機拍下某人各種奇葩的拍照姿勢,末了忍不住於心底暗嘆:素還真的核心肌群練得不錯啊,瞧他各種後仰、前彎、趴伏、深蹲外加翻滾取景,竟然到現在都還沒閃到腰!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 配合自家爹地一系列連拍後小續緣有些累了,微微噘起嘴嘟嚷道:「續緣臉都要笑僵了,爹地你到底好了沒有啊?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「啊,我們續緣嘟嘟嘴也可愛!好了好了最後兩張……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言一線生忍不住翻了個白眼吐槽:「就兩張、再兩張、最後兩張,然後換個姿勢又是就兩張、再兩張、最後兩張——素還真你夠了喔,續緣該休息啦!」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 然後強制按熄燈光爬下梯子準備救人時,就看到某個傻爹已經乖乖放下相機,捧過孩子的臉小心翼翼地搓揉同時哄著:「誰叫我們續緣這麼可愛,爹地覺得你怎麼拍都好看!我們休息一下喝完飲料再繼續好嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 在甜言蜜語跟珍珠奶茶的雙重安撫下,素續緣很快恢復了原有的活力跟好心情,邊把玩著衣服上的裝飾邊問道:「媽咪呢?她今天不是也要跟我們一起拍照嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「媽咪的衣服跟裝飾比較複雜,續緣再耐心等等,爹地也可以先跟你拍啊。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素還真啊別忘了你自己的定裝照,等會風采鈴一出來你肯定又圍著她拍個沒完!你確定自己著裝完畢了?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生狐疑地看向只穿著簡易歐式白襯衫跟黑長褲的某人,再凝視他懷中身著精細刺繡鑲邊的絨黑軟帽、披肩與短褲,一副聖少年打扮的素續緣。心想對方抽到的題目該不會是在「聖少年的驅魔場合」扮演中邪的病弱貴族?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好友,素某感覺你似乎在思考一些很失禮的事。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「如果你真沒有替自己準備其他配件,我覺得我的推斷不僅不失禮還十分切合主題。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「呃,這不是為了方便替續緣拍照所以先穿成這樣嘛!等會還有采鈴……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生順著素還真心虛的視線望去,才發覺他原先以為的拍攝用布,原來通通都是應該穿在某人身上的衣物,頓時氣便不打從一處來!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「等什麼等!你是打算幾點才放人收工?剩下的照片全權由我負責,你現在馬上給我把該穿的通通穿起來!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 正當素還真乖乖開始他繁複的著裝大業,小續緣也跟一線生翻開雜誌研究起合拍姿勢時,高跟鞋踏響梯間伴著風采鈴溫柔的嗓音傳來。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「不好意思,讓大家久等了。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 眾人循聲望去,只見綴著珠飾的蕾絲頭紗,藉由金屬製的骷顱手骨固定於風采鈴披散的長髮之上,一襲紅底鑲黑的歐式禮服與朵朵玫瑰裝飾將風采鈴襯得分外明豔動人!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 她小心翼翼地提著過長的裙襬,露出暗紅漆皮的跟鞋緩緩步下樓梯,一線生正想著是否該上前幫忙時,閃著細微銀光的緞黑披風掠過眼前,換裝速度堪比超人變身的素還真,已然衣著筆挺立於梯間,風度翩翩地朝妻子伸出手。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">My lady.</span><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">」素還真執過風采鈴的手輕輕一吻,「妳今天格外美麗。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「這麼快就入戲了?我的伯爵大人。」風采鈴忍俊不住調侃道,然後挽著丈夫的手安穩地走完剩餘的階梯。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 習以為常看著父母放閃,素續緣吸完最後一口珍珠奶茶後貼心給一線生遞去墨鏡,「伯伯打光辛苦了!爹地媽咪一身亮閃閃的續緣怕你眼睛痛,還是把墨鏡戴上吧?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「乖乖你也辛苦!放心吧,伯伯一定保你安然入鏡不被你爹地給擠出去。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「續緣不怕!媽咪才捨不得我一個人孤零零的。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素續緣底氣十足地挺起胸膛,歡快地朝風采鈴跑了過去,然後撲進她懷中撒嬌,「媽咪穿這樣好漂亮喔!好像骨董油畫中的貴族淑女。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「謝謝續緣,你今天也很可愛喔!媽咪的小紳士。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 親暱地捏了捏孩子蘋果般潤紅的小臉,風采鈴開始幫素續緣調整服裝,素還真見狀清了清喉嚨,正打算說些什麼好吸引妻子的注意力,背對他的那人頭也不回地輕聲笑開:「你的領結跟眼罩呢?等等幫續緣弄好就換你,別讓一線生久等。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一線生朝風采鈴豎起大拇指,爬上工作梯重新調整燈光準備拍攝,然後看著素氏一家的造型,突然覺得有些不對勁……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> 白髮吸血伯爵跟玫瑰骷髏新娘,如何生出一個除魔衛道的聖少年?</b></span><b style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素還真你到底是抽到什麼題目啊?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聽見提問素續緣仰起臉朝一線生燦燦笑開:「續緣知道喔,爹地抽到的題目叫『妖孽自有天收』!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言一線生「噗呲」一聲差點沒從梯上跌下來,然後笑到上氣不接下氣地連連讚道:「適合!太適合了!哈哈哈好個妖孽……自有天收!所以這到底是一個什麼樣的故事?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 是啊,這到底是一個怎樣的故事呢?</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 自幼在修道院長大的聖少年,年歲雖小卻是個魔法天賦極高的孩子!在三院長終於受不了他各種法陣實驗拆家後,以外出修練為名,決定趁少年離開時將整間修道院改建成銅牆鐵壁。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 喜孜孜地接過高階魔法書跟魔導具後,少年領了任務辭別三名院長,踏上除魔衛道的旅程。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 身為新手第一個任務,便是到偏遠山村的小教堂裡,解決由玫瑰骷髏新娘所引發的異象。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 小少年攤開任務卷軸嘟嚷道:「人家新娘在這裡待得好好地沒事趕人幹嘛?這麼偏遠深山裡的教堂也沒多少人來……院長總不會想錢想瘋了,覺得解決靈異現象後,這裡能發展成觀光新據點吧?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 今天剛好是「諸聖節的昏夜前時(</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">Hallows' Eve</span><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">)」,少年拖過村裡婆婆送的大南瓜後百無聊賴地雕刻起來,然後在裡頭塞滿了聖語祝福過的蠟燭。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 為了防止意外,他早早安排了山村裡為數不多的居民進城過節,現在整座山裡就剩自己一個人孤零零的……少年突然有些想念修道院熱熱鬧鬧的生活跟三名疼愛他的院長。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 他癟癟嘴索性將村民送的節慶食物跟乾糧全數擺開,將教堂布置成宴會的模樣,然後再用掃把畫下一個又一個魔法陣,靜待夜晚的到來。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">是夜,寂靜的山村泛起濃霧,無懼教堂裡燃起的聖火,森冷白霧緩緩包圍了此處。一陣憂傷卻溫柔的歌聲傳來,玫瑰骷髏新娘自迷霧深處提著她艷麗的婚服裙襬,一步步踏上昔日的紅毯。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 少年無懼地佇於聖壇前握緊了手中掃把,看著骷髏踏入隱於毯下第一個法陣恢復了生前的模樣——那是一名十分美麗的女子,隨著法陣環繞顯現了她徘徊不去的執念。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 即便是不受祝福的戀情,女子依舊選擇叛離已失初心的故國組織,隱於山村等著戀人結束任務後,迎來屬於他們的新生。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 只是她等了許久許久,久到連金屬製成的玫瑰都退色烙於白骨,卻依舊等不到戀人的歸來……她並無害人之心,只是想在這個約定的小教堂裡一直、一直等待著那人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 共情太過深入,在滿臉淚水的聖少年還來不及發動護身法陣,女子便撫上他的臉,用與冰冷堅硬的骷髏指掌相反的輕柔擦去他的淚水。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「小朋友,你怎麼一個人在這深山裡呢?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我、我來……<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">我來做作業啦!</b>」一時也不知道該說什麼,聖少年有些自暴自棄地吼道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 環視著周身的法陣跟魔導具還有聖書,女子瞭然地輕聲笑開,「原來如此……今夜相逢也是有緣,其實我可以協助你完成作業唷。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「咦?」聖少年揉揉眼以為自己陷入了敵人的幻境,對方卻只是朝他恬靜笑著,堅定地點點頭。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「無論是從此消散或是為你所拘禁驅使都無所謂,我只有一個條件——只要你能讓我再見那人一面,我便任憑處置。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「就……這麼簡單?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「就是如此簡單。今日是諸聖節的昏夜前夕,也是亡靈重回世間遊蕩的節日,我不會召喚的祈願魔法,所以一直無法尋覓那人,如果你能助我完成心願,那麼我也會完成你衷心所願。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我的衷心所願嗎……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 小少年低頭想了想,其實怕孤獨的他很希望在這趟修練旅程中能有人陪伴,可是玫瑰骷髏新娘已被執念困在這裡太久,如果能召回戀人完成她的夙願,那便助他們一起解脫吧!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 想清楚後聖少年朝對方伸出手,握緊後開始以兩人為圓心畫起祈願的召喚法陣,末了朝她燦燦一笑朗聲說道:「我衷心所願,便是妳能完成那場遲來已久的婚禮,從此幸福快樂!這是我第一次幫人證婚,妳要用盡思念把新郎召回現世喔,答應我,就算等等出現的是一個牙齒都掉光光的風乾酸梅老爺爺,妳也不可以嫌棄他好嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我自己都成了一副骷髏,有什麼好嫌棄人的?」聞言女子啞然失笑,小少年卻無比認真地應道:「就算是骷髏,妳也是我見過最漂亮的骷髏。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「謝謝你,我的小紳士。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聖少年被誇得微紅了臉,更加認真地將計畫想了想,然後決定再多畫幾個生前法陣。雖然癡心又溫柔的玫瑰骷髏新娘應該不在意,但等等出現的若真是一具佝僂的老爺爺骷髏,用這種副模樣來為延宕多時的婚禮畫下句點,好像真的一點也不浪漫……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 萬事俱備後,聖少年握緊了新娘的手開始祈願的吟唱,魔法陣發出耀眼聖潔光芒,將充滿思念之情的召喚祈願如水波般擴散而出——</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 突然遠方傳來一陣陣暗雷之聲跟詭異嘶鳴,少年停止了吟詠睜開眼,遠方一團帶著紫電的烏雲正逐漸成形。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 少年明顯一愣,後知後覺地囁嚅問道:「我忘了問妳,妳一直在等待的那個……是人類嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「是王國的聖騎士長喔,雖然比起人類大家更覺得他像天使一樣。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 說起戀人,恢復人類形貌的女子笑得一臉羞澀甜蜜,小少年見狀抿了抿唇望向那團充滿災厄氣息的烏雲,有些煩惱地嘆道:「天使啊……那該不會惹上什麼大魔王被拘禁起來?我們在召喚他時可能會把魔王一起帶過來喔。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「放心吧!若真如此我會保護好你跟那人,然後豁命殲滅魔王的。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> 戀愛中的女人果真惹不得!</b></span><b style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 望著突然出現在周身的森冷白霧,跟瞬間散發強烈威壓跟死氣的女子,聖少年安撫地哄道:「不、不要生氣啦!新娘子生氣不好看……我的魔法陣很厲害的,應該不用妳出手,妳只要專心想著那個人,然後深情地祈願並呼喚他前來就好。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好。」恢復冷靜女子俯首闔眼開始更為誠摯的祈禱,只是隨著她的思念遠方烏雲聚集變得更加快速與龐大,尖銳的嘶鳴跟異音逐漸靠近,終於撞上了聖少年布在最外側的防禦法陣。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「蝙蝠?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 正準備加強防禦的少年卻驚異地發覺,那些蝙蝠彷彿被邀請般輕易地穿過法陣,數量眾多的蝙蝠盤旋著化為一團闃黑濃霧,然後隨著紫電劈下——一隻蒼白尖銳的指爪破開濃霧,滿頭頭白髮、胸前破口翻湧著如鮮血般滿溢的黑氣,左眼帶著玫瑰眼罩的妖異垂首蹣跚步出。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「銀棺裡的吸血伯爵?」聖少年一眼就認出了妖異身份,那是被修道院封印起來的特別任務,院長每每提起總帶著嘆息的悲傷存在。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 曾經身為人類的伯爵,在一次拯救村民任務中不幸被吸血蝙蝠咬傷,未等騎士團同修道院的求援到來,因恐懼失去理智的村民便將尚未完全妖異化的伯爵活生生封印在銀棺中,守護伯爵的騎士團更在村民猝不及防的偷襲中幾乎團滅……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 被一直守護的人民所背叛的伯爵,憤怒得直接妖異化為吸血之王,濃厚的黑氣與詛咒漫出銀棺侵蝕大地,直到修道院的援助趕來一切已覆水難收。最後在當代最強大的修士豁命淨化與殘存騎士團的聯手鎮壓下,勉強恢復神智的吸血伯爵為了不傷害自己尊敬的前輩跟昔日弟兄,選擇自封長眠於銀棺中。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 吸血伯爵維持著垂首姿態,愣愣地看著少年身上曾經熟悉的聖職者服飾,揮手驅離了吸血蝙蝠們,當他想趨前將少年看得更清楚些時,一襲艷紅的身影以保護者姿態擋在少年之前。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 吸血伯爵緩緩抬起頭,在與玫瑰骷髏新娘對視的瞬間雙方俱是一愣!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「怎會是你……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 往事翻湧如昨,吸血伯爵朝前再邁了一步,踏入生前法陣的範圍。那個曾經被上天眷顧宛若神子的聖騎士長重返世間,朝心愛女子露出久違的燦爛笑容。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">「讓妳久等了,我的新娘——」</i></span><i style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"></span></i></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「然後聖少年就在新手任務中一口氣獲得了史上最強的左右護法,展開了除魔衛道的修業旅程……如何?這故事設定聽起來很適合主角成長型</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">RPG</span><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">對吧!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「嗯。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 是夜,拍完定裝照後由著丈夫把完整劇情當睡前故事講完後的風采鈴,比之初次聽完設定後的驚艷來得更多的是惆悵,察覺懷中人情緒似乎有些低落,素還真小心翼翼地探問:「妳看起來好像不太開心?如果不喜歡這個故事,我可以馬上再做修改。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「不用了!故事是好故事,我很喜歡。只是聽完後有些感傷……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言素還真鬆了口氣,親親妻子額頭安撫道:「只是個故事罷了,而且最後吸血伯爵和玫瑰骷髏新娘幸福快樂地在一起啦。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「是啊……終於在一起了。雖然你總愛編這種結局好代表一切都好的故事,但過程往往都太過不容易!這回又是扮演一個需要歷經漫長磨難與等待終得圓滿的角色,想來便忍不住有些悵然……不過如此讓人有代入感,也代表你故事設計得很成功,少爺應該會很喜歡進而採用才是。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「獲不獲獎都是其次,我原本只是想編個厲害的睡前故事哄妳跟續緣,結果好像弄巧成拙……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「沒這回事!你繼續編嘛,我想在曾有的苦難與悲傷退去後,隨著冒險展開,定能創造新的幸福與快樂的回憶。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真沒立即接話,只是將風采鈴擁得更緊些,然後伏在她耳畔低道:「如果這是妳衷心所願,我必竭力完成。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「謝謝。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 風采鈴笑著主動吻了他,末了有些羞澀地說道:「這是先前約定好,給努力貼補家用的丈夫應有的獎勵。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「啊?」素還真有些不滿足地咋了咋舌,「我怎麼記得我冀求的獎勵不只一個吻而已?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「扣除那堆為了僅一次角色扮演而買的昂貴服飾與道具,剛好還剩一個吻。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「異議!買那些衣服可不只是為了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">Halloween Bash</span><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">時穿而已,還是少爺之後做角色衣服建模時的實物參考,應該都能報公帳才是,我這不算亂花錢!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「那就等比賽結果公布後再行複議,散會——」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 說完後風采鈴打了個呵欠,像隻貓似的重新鑽回素還真懷裡,覓了個安適位置正打算入睡,那人卻不依不饒地於她額前與頸側落吻。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素還真,我睏了。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「嗯,先答應我一件事後再睡。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「只要不妨礙睡眠都可以考慮。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">Halloween Bash</span><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">那天我們交換角色吧!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「咦?」聞言風采鈴瞬間清醒了不少,抬起頭有些不解地望向素還真,「為什麼?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看著終於不再閃躲自己的妻子,素還真有些滿意地捧過她的臉親了口後解釋道:「妳不是不喜歡需要漫長等待的角色嗎?比起骷髏新娘獨守教堂的百年孤寂,被封於銀棺的吸血伯爵,僅是被迫睡了漫長一覺後便得償所願了,所以我們交換吧!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「呃、我其實也沒那麼排斥扮演骷髏新娘……而且吸血伯爵不是男性嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我們采鈴那麼好看,扮男裝肯定也沒問題!我對妳有信心。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「可你——」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 不等風采鈴說完,素還真便笑吟吟截住她的話,「至於我扮女裝就更沒問題了,妳要對我有信心!事情就這麼愉快地定啦,晚安。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「唔……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 風采鈴此時已然睡意全消,陷入漫長且深沉的思考——難道真如秋分當年所說那般,男人的女裝只有零次跟無限次嗎?她雖然不怎麼反對,但該怎麼跟續緣溝通和解釋啊!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 而與此同時素還真則安適地任睡意上湧,突然提出換角的原因其實無它——只因采鈴今天玫瑰骷髏新娘的裝扮實在太過動人心魄!自是越少人看到越好。而且他對置於她頰側那雙骷髏手骨其實也頗有意見,要知道能那樣捧著采鈴臉的只有他,就算是金屬飾品他也挺介意!幸好孩子在保護漂亮媽咪這件事上與他同一陣線,女裝爹地什麼的一切好說。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「吶、吶,素還真,我想關於對換角色這件事,我們還是……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 深思熟慮過後,風采鈴還是想和素還真再討論一下,誰知那人同她早先那般將臉埋在肩窩處迴避問題。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「睏了,改日再議。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「哪有人這樣……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「我不介意妳學我方才那樣不依不饒,多親個幾下素某很容易醒的。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「算了,我介意,睡吧。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 任風采鈴於他耳廓處啃了口解氣,素還真憋著笑離開對方肩窩,改將人擁回胸前哄道:「晚安,祝好夢。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「……你也是。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 黑暗中風采鈴的手撫上他耳廓,於齒印處緩緩摩挲,素還真無聲笑了開,知道那人其實同他一般在意,於是貼在她耳畔輕聲說出,那個稍嫌幼稚又可笑的交換理由,進而獲得一個帶著嘆息的甜甜睡前之吻。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"></span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 慕曦語寫於</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">2023/12/7</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;">~12/8</span></p>
<p align="center" class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-align: center; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #660000;"> </span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><b style="color: #660000;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】祭天啦!哪次不祭~σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span></b><b style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span></b><b style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">´)σ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 終於快樂的寫完萬聖節配圖文!相關服飾照片請參照之前的棉花娃照</span><span style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US">XDD</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 下篇完全就是個之前有多甜多鬧祭天就有多慘烈的故事~(喂)</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 那天帶娃去給學妹小花看時,小花先讚嘆完娃衣的精美後說了一句——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> 「這真是惑國妖女的模樣啊!」</b></span><b style="color: #660000;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 收到,先讓我拚完下篇,再來個充滿歡快(?)妖女的小番外!</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #660000; font-family: 新細明體;"> 最後算了算這篇莫名其妙的配圖文上中下竟然也寫了超過一萬多……我原本還天真地以為下篇字數頂多跟中篇打平,果真我還是太小看自家下篇肯定翻倍爆字數的定律了OTZ</span></p>
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慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-48955527550985582512023-12-01T00:45:00.004+08:002023-12-01T00:45:40.533+08:00【Halloween Bash番外】獅子心猛男的煩惱<p><span style="color: #783f04;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 那日狂刀從萬聖節</span><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">籌備會歸來後就有些悶悶不樂,睡前更是直接伏在了慕容嬋隆起的肚腹上嘆息:「如果孩子再早幾個月出生就好了!難得能海削少爺一頓的機會,虧我都想好扮裝的內容了……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「真難得看你對活動這麼投入!想必獎金甚豐。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 慕容嬋淺笑輕輕,溫柔地試圖撫順丈夫一頭亂髮,看著對方舒服地瞇起眼,懶洋洋地就像一隻大貓。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「是啊……豐富到說不定可以把過往發給他的壓歲錢一口氣討回的地步。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「這麼厲害呀,雖然無法參加比賽著實有些可惜,但不妨說說看你想怎麼裝扮?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 狂刀雙眼一亮頓時來了興致,翻身坐起後拿過給未出世孩子買的獅子娃娃,唱作俱佳地哼起了《<span lang="EN-US">The Circle of Life</span>》。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba , Sithi
uhm ingonyama</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">──」</span></span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 看著丈夫模仿狒狒拉飛奇捧起小辛巴的經典畫面,慕容嬋忍俊不住提議道:「不如將創意留到新生兒寫真時拍如何?」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「好啊,不過先說好我可不穿玩偶裝跟可愛風。」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「放心吧!我也想像不出你穿玩偶裝跟可愛風。」</span></p>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是幾個月後,當素還真同嬌妻愛子圍在一塊,迫不及待拆開狂刀家彌月禮盒時,紛紛忍不住發自內心的讚嘆!</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「哇喔!」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「非洲草原猛男風!」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「狂刀叔叔的胸肌好大喔!」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言素還真漩眉微蹙,朝孩子望去探問道:「續緣該不會也想要一個大胸肌爹地吧?」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素還真,我覺得你現在這樣就很好。」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 深怕對方一時興起又胡亂充值健身會員或買些器材回來堆,風采鈴急忙握住素還真的手,朝他嶄露最燦爛又誠摯的笑顏。</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「咦?是嗎……真不用再練壯些?」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 得到妻子肯定的點頭後,素還真朝孩子露出藏不住得意的笑容,「唉呀!真是抱歉啊續緣,你知道我們家都是你媽咪說了算的。」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 小續緣氣鼓鼓地噘起嘴哼道:「爹地你這樣看起來一點也不抱歉……就跟崎路叔叔說得一樣『假道歉真放閃』啦!」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「覺得太閃爹地不介意你現在回房或把眼睛閉起來喔。」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「才不要,續緣介意你會偷偷親媽咪!」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「這樣啊,不然爹地光明正大親給你看?」</span></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「素還真!」</span></p>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 初夏午後的陽光透窗映照一室暖亮,微風帶著清甜花香,來自新手爸爸餽贈的黃薔薇,綻放在苦竹籬上。</span></p>
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<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】作為隨意在孩子面前亂犯閃的處罰,某人乖乖戒了一個月的珍奶,真是可喜可賀~σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">´)σ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="12" style="margin-left: 0cm; mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;"> 雖然差個下篇就能替<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">《</b></span><b style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">Halloween Bash</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">》</span></b><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">打上全篇完,但我就是突然好想好想寫刀嬋~嗚嗚嗚當年種滿黃薔薇的苦竹籬劇情超令人殘念!葉家這回的紅包必須</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">double</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">!</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">_</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span></span></p>
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慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-9222134516246926322023-11-22T02:45:00.008+08:002023-11-22T04:53:53.327+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】Halloween Bash!(中)<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「不管、不管!阿九要扮成麥芽糖!麥芽糖啦喵嗚~」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 慕少艾看著在地板上左翻右滾的自家貓崽,有些頭大地撫額嘆道:「唉呀呀,九少爺你配合點!這回贏了獎金優渥,夠你買好多麥芽糖了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「那也要能贏才行啊!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「呼呼~我們家阿九這麼可愛,肯定能進前三名的,你要對自己有信心!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「哼,少艾你虐待童工跟騙貓不是一兩次了!信用不良。」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 阿九停止了翻滾,自地上一躍而起撲進慕少艾的懷裡,氣呼呼地就是一套貓貓拳捶擊。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 雖然其實挺享受自家貓崽的按摩服務,但慕少艾還是誇張地哀嚎起來:「唉唷唉唷——輕點!九大俠掌下饒命,老人家身嬌體弱禁不起打。不然這樣好不好?我們萬聖節改扮麥芽糖的親戚棒棒糖如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「唔……」阿九停下攻擊偏頭想了想後,妥協道:「也不是不可以啦!都是親戚嘛。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 慕少艾見狀乘勝追擊,揉了揉阿九肉呼呼的臉蛋,溫聲哄著:「唉呀呀,就知道我們九少爺最懂事、最大度了!所以扮麥芽糖的親戚棒棒糖可以,改扮成棒棒糖的親戚棒棒腿也可以對不對?都是親戚不要計較嘛。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「嗯,成熟的大俠是不會計較這等小事的!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 眼見計謀得逞,慕少艾迫不及待掏出手機開始錄影,「快快快——讓老人家記錄下這令人感動的時刻!阿九大俠一言既出,駟馬難追,朱痕跟羽仔作證啊,阿九再說一次萬聖節扮什麼可以?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「阿九可以扮成麥芽糖的親戚也就是棒棒糖的親戚——棒棒腿!」</b></span><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 小阿九對著鏡頭挺起胸膛,驕傲地一口氣唸完後,獲得慕少艾各種花式的口哨、鼓掌加尖叫,於是滿意地撥了撥瀏海臭美道:「阿九大俠這樣是不是又帥氣、又厲害,比棒棒糖跟它親戚棒棒腿都還棒?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「棒!棒呆了!獎勵阿九大俠一個木樁朱痕,去外頭打著玩吧。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 聞言正嗑著瓜子看戲的朱痕差點沒被瓜殼噎著,邊朝慕少艾丟去一個眼刀、邊接住轉撲過來的阿九,恨恨道:「慕、少、艾——你可真是好朋友啊,別的本事不見長,牽拖人的功夫倒是越發長進!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「唉呀呀好說、好說,勞煩好友陪我們阿九大俠練練功,待君歸來自當奉上嗑好的瓜子跟菱角供你晚上下酒如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「別用嘴,我嫌髒。」</b>朱痕染跡翻了個白眼認命地抱起阿九,臨走前忍不住朝羽人非獍交代道:「幫忙看著點啊,廚房牆面上掛有多功能剝殼神器,別讓那個阿呆嗑崩了牙……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「嗯。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 獲得對方簡短但堅定的保證後,朱痕染跡終於放心地任阿九纏著自己朝院子走去。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 終於解決自家最難應付的小麻煩,慕少艾鬆了口氣閒適地癱在沙發上,喚住起身想往廚房去的羽人。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「羽仔你等等,關於萬聖節的扮裝大賽有事同你商量。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「不要台詞。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「放心吧,老人家還不了解你嗎?沒有台詞什麼都好商量對吧!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「嗯。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「呼呼~那就麻煩我們最英俊帥氣的羽仔扮成大白雞,上演一段千里尋親,相逢時卻發覺對方已成棒棒腿的悲慘故事。屆時你拿著二胡弦一揉肯定賺人熱淚,我隊登時勝券在握美哉妙哉!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「這什麼奇葩故事……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 聞言羽人非獍眉間摺痕更甚,慕少艾雙手一攤嘆道:「唉唉唉——沒辦法,誰叫我抽到的題目是『速食店親情倫理大悲劇』?幸虧不是日本料理店,不然只能讓你跟阿九演親子丼了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「棒腿雞翅全家餐沒有比較好。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「我知道,但是阿九扮著比較可愛嘛。」想著自家貓崽頭頂棉絨棒棒腿頭套、身穿餐桶紙盒裝的模樣,慕少艾覺得自己應該重下一套攝影裝備!再不然也該加買雲端硬碟的容量來好好保存記錄。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「那你跟朱痕?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「喔,一個顧客一個店員,算間接害你跟阿九天倫難以共聚的仇敵。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「我不願同你與朱痕刀劍相向。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「不過是個故事而已。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 看著羽人非獍一臉苦大仇深的模樣,慕少艾忍俊不住拉過他坐下後,伸手揉了揉對方眉間。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「羽仔安啦,你如此通透定不會濫殺無辜!朱痕會盡力湊齊阿九,然後由我買下送還給你,你再抱著阿九拉上一曲羽獍絃歌,劃下不圓滿中仍有圓滿全劇終如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「……還是奇葩。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「唉呀呀,出奇才能致勝嘛!我們最大的對手可是那朵滿腹黑水的白蓮花,天知道他這回又能腦洞大開掰出什麼奇妙故事。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 想起雲渡山宿舍每回舉辦故事接龍大賽時的場景,羽人非獍隱隱揚起一抹苦笑:「論起說故事比賽,素還真可是未嘗敗績。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「呼呼,所以看在我都忍痛獻祭阿九當棒棒腿的份上,這回前三我們必須拿下!贏了獎金一份給阿九買麥芽糖、一份給朱痕買酒、再一份給你二胡兄弟換新絃,餘錢還能再買幾顆苦糖。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「那你呢?」聽著那人樂呵呵地規劃獎金卻獨漏了自己,羽人非獍忍不住提醒。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「我?唉唉,自從阿九來後連菸都抽不太得了,隨便買包菱角跟花生足矣。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「戒菸甚好。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 羽人非獍唇角微勾,推開像沒骨頭似地賴在他肩側的那人,起身離開。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 頓失重心的慕少艾哀號了聲,學著某白蓮花的絕技裝乖賣慘道:「羽仔!老人家為了編故事如此勞心勞力,你怎麼捨得丟下我一人遠去?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「……不是要吃菱角嗎?我去廚房給你拿多功能剝殼器,省得某個阿呆嗑崩了牙。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「說誰阿呆呢?唉呀呀,果真近墨者黑,我一純潔呆萌的大白鳥都被朱痕那廝帶壞了!又拚酒、又愛拿話噎我,真真是個無良的壞朋友。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「哈。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 於是由藥師動物園共同演出的奇葩故事大致底定,收到草稿的金少爺看完後渾身一陣惡寒,忍不住私訊了慕少艾。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「欸欸,藥師你竟然連小阿九都捨得拿去當棒棒腿!這奇葩的故事走向,莫不是吃到了素老頭的口水?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「呼呼,才不要,我嫌髒!」</b></span><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 學著早先朱痕染跡的語氣,慕少艾唇角帶笑滿臉卻是赤裸裸的嫌棄。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 同一時間素還真打了個大噴嚏,揉揉鼻子後朝電話那頭的一線生說道:「那就說定嘍,明天勞煩好友來幫我搭景、架燈跟拍定裝照!等拿到獎金後請你跟青衣吃飯。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「你就這麼有把握啊?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「哈,等著瞧吧!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 待素還真掛上電話後,風采鈴體貼地端了杯熱茶給他,柔聲笑問:「故事都想好了?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「想好了,給妳留個驚喜,明天再揭曉吧。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 接過愛妻熱茶,素還真心滿意足地喝了一大口後將人摟進懷裡,風采鈴順勢環上對方頸項打趣道:「這次打算拿誰祭天?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「秘、密——」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 他俯身想啄她一口卻被躲開,只好抱緊了人討饒道:「不管拿誰祭天,終歸我們是在一起的。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「那續緣呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「唉,放心吧!妳心心念念的最強第三者肯定也在……」素還真有些無奈地癟了癟嘴,開始新一輪的賣慘裝乖。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「看在素某為了添補家用如此盡心竭力的份上,討個獎勵不為過吧?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 風采鈴沒有回答,只是曲肘勾近了彼此距離,然後在那人纏綿的親吻逐漸放肆時,邊喘邊笑著推開了他。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「聽說有人明天訂了一大早拍定裝照?今晚可要早點睡才行。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「……素某現在後悔還來不來得及?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 定裝前一夜,因此痛失獎勵的素還真決定——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">為奪佳績,這天,他是祭定了!</b></span><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p align="center" class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-align: center; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;">(待續)</span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】聽完麥芽糖的親戚是棒棒腿後,比起小阿九的健康,大家更擔心他的智商……(護短朱痕:阿九才不傻!都怪某個阿呆亂教</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-hansi-font-family: "New Gulim";">눈</span><span lang="EN-US">‸</span></b><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-hansi-font-family: "New Gulim";">눈</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #7f6000;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">)</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 結果寫到了中篇配圖文劇情依舊沒出現</span><span style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US">OTZ</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">但是能寫藥師動物園好開心啊啊啊啊~~‹‹</span><span lang="EN-US">\( ˙</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">▿</span><span lang="EN-US">˙</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span lang="EN-US">)/››‹‹\(</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> </span><span lang="EN-US">˙</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">▿</span><span lang="EN-US">˙ )/››</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 然後原本終篇故事要停在藥師的嫌棄,結果某人冒著哀怨的鬼火飄了出來——</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 「說好的配圖文呢?素某一家才是主角吧……」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #7f6000; font-family: "New Gulim";">(#`Д´)</span><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;">ノ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #7f6000; font-family: "New Gulim";"></span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 正所謂會賣慘裝乖、哭鬧打滾的小孩有糖吃!於是結尾硬加了一大段的五花吃很好閃光戲</span><span style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma;">๑</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">´</span><span lang="EN-US">ڡ`</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma;">๑</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 雖然最後沒吃到但我們就可以快樂地展開下篇的祭天大戲了~祭啦!從《星間飛行》跟《三生不幸》開始你哪次不祭XDDD</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #7f6000;"> 那就期待下回終於要面世的配圖文華麗收尾吧!ヽ</span><span style="color: #7f6000;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #7f6000;"> </span></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-31398075729328097352023-11-15T00:29:00.007+08:002023-11-15T00:29:47.258+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】Halloween Bash!(上)<p><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 年年萬聖節中原苦境大學都會開啟百鬼夜行的狂歡派對,雲渡山宿舍自然也不例外!這個習慣就一路從學生時代延續到了眾人都成家立業的現在。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 人稱金少爺的葉家少一,今年終於靠一手好籤運當上了籌備委員會的會長,開會那天戴上了自己最瞎趴的雷朋太陽眼鏡,翹著二郎腿坐在會長椅上轉了一圈後,伸指扣了扣桌面。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「開會啦。」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 名義上的各路叔伯齊聚會議室,無不用關愛眼神看著這個所謂的雲渡山宿舍大姪子發神經,崎路人甚至親手倒了杯咖啡,像個稱職的秘書般立於身畔恭敬問道:「會長,喝咖啡嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「嗯。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 金少爺表面淡然地接過咖啡,內心實則激動不已——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">這才不是什麼單純的咖啡,這是傳說中權力的美好滋味啊!</b></span><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 素還真忍不住伸肘撞了撞葉小釵,低語:「可憐吶,你家少爺是不是從小到大都沒當過什麼重要幹部?不過一個籌備委員會會長,看把孩子高興得中二病都犯了……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「唉。」惜字如金的葉小釵嘆了口氣,跟著覺得自家孩子確實可憐,籌備委員會會長也只能當一屆,不然回去跟竹盈商量一下,葉家戶長換給孩子當?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 而享受完權力滋味的金少爺,清了清喉嚨開始宣布上任後的第一個活動內容。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「年年萬聖節都單純扮裝太無趣了!不如今年來點刺激的——用抽籤的方式決定各家裝扮內容,然後還要帶故事演出如何?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聞言素還真忍不住笑出聲來,無懼金少爺射來的眼刀,悠悠哉哉走過去勾住他肩頭晃了兩晃。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「少爺啊,老實跟叔叔們說,是不是最近設計遊戲劇情又卡關了!所以才想出這招來當免費仔?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「說誰免費仔!本少爺哪次用你們靈感做遊戲沒請客給紅包?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 一旁崎路人同素還真對了眼後也開始發難:「嘖嘖嘖——那是大家只意思意思跟你收個紅包好嗎?認真計較起來,我們可比你請專業劇本編劇便宜得太多!又是劇情又是造型的,這是要我們出人、出錢、出腦還出時間,沒個誘因玩不下去啊。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 「不然分紅啊誰怕誰!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 金少爺終究太年輕,話一出口還來不及做任何的修正與反悔,便見著素還真同崎路人默契十足地互擊了個掌,然後開口朝眾人說道:「我在此鄭重宣布——第一屆金少爺萬聖盃扮裝帶劇情演出比賽正式定案。前三名不但有豐厚獎品,還能成為未上市遊戲角色,號稱自己絕不是免費仔的少爺會跟大家分紅喔~贊成的請拍手附議!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聽著掌聲如雷般響起,金少爺感到無比挫敗!現在他才是會長吧?素老狐狸隨便說個啥就一呼百諾,這妥妥的是搞權力架空!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 正當金少爺想使出天大地大不做最大之招時,似是看穿他所思所想的素還真,按上他的肩微笑地接續說道:「劣者早就說過,江山代有人才出,長江後浪推前浪!看看我們新任會長多有創新的魄力,年年百鬼夜行哪回像現在一樣這麼有挑戰性又新奇有趣?不像隔壁山頭萬年退不了的三教頂峰,年年活動都靠冤大頭龍宿用錢砸辦,大家再一次給我們少爺會長最熱烈的掌聲鼓勵!慶賀我們雲渡山宿舍委員會後繼有人,千秋萬代穩站宿舍爭霸之巔——」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 聽著眾人浮誇的掌聲加尖叫,金少爺忍不住有些飄飄然……噯,權勢果真是人生最難以抗拒的佳釀,他突然很想去夜跑雲渡山,然後衝著教職員工宿舍喊上一句——</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">普九年教授你當年沒錄取錯人啦!曾經二一又怎樣?本少爺成功當上會長了了了了了)))))))))</b></span><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 於是事情就這麼愉快地定了,只是對原本想著扮成各式英雄人物的小朋友們來說,似乎就不是這麼愉快的事了……</span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 慕曦語</span><span style="color: #b45f06;">
<span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">寫於</span><span lang="EN-US"> 2023/10/31~11/14</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】雲渡山宿舍大姪子的美麗與哀愁~(金少爺:都怪臭老爹交那群狐朋狗友!沒事喊學長,遇事跪喊叔啊——我好恨!</span><span lang="EN-US">(#`Д´)</span></b><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ)</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;"> 遲了很久的萬聖節文~所幸應該不會拖過聖誕節XD</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;">只是開頭一千多字好像還是跟我那天拍的照片八竿子打不著關係……是快樂的金少爺受難(?)記呢</span><span style="color: #b45f06;"><span lang="EN-US">XD</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;">沒關係啦~叔叔們(尤其是某素)之前讓你當好幾次免費仔了!嗚嗚嗚我最大的夢想就是今年年底順利把<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">《星間</b></span><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體;">☆</span></b><b style="color: #b45f06;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">綺譚》</span></b><span style="color: #b45f06; font-family: 新細明體;">寫完,快給免費仔金少爺一個遊戲封面!!!╮</span><span style="color: #b45f06;"><span lang="EN-US">/(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">>▽</span><span lang="EN-US"><)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人</span><span lang="EN-US">(></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽<</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╭</span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #b45f06;"> </span></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-4925993974184011852023-10-24T03:00:00.004+08:002023-10-24T04:21:43.775+08:00【素鈴緣】花已老 <p><span style="color: #274e13;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><span style="color: #274e13;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">江南可採蓮,蓮葉何田田,魚戲蓮葉間。</i></span><i style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></i></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><i style="color: #274e13;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 魚戲蓮葉東,魚戲蓮葉西,魚戲蓮葉南,魚戲蓮葉北——</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></i></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 他在清越的歌聲中醒來,睜眼時前方浮現廣袤蓮田朦朧的輪廓,素還真使勁眨了眨眼,想脫離小憩初醒時的惺忪,隨著視界與意識逐漸清晰,他發覺自己正伏在几案上作畫。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 畫中那人清麗容顏是記憶中最美好的模樣,他怔怔地看著,一時間竟不敢繼續落筆,直到不遠處傳來女子柔聲探問。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「素還真,你畫好了嗎?」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 他抬眼瞧見風采鈴佇於蓮田,單肩背著竹簍手挽蓮荷的模樣與畫中別無二致。素還真垂眸看了會畫再望向那人,目光癡癡梭巡她此刻難得閒適的模樣——不加釵飾的烏麗秀髮簡單用紅綢繫了個蝴蝶結束起,粉色羅裙隨意打了個結挽在膝側,下擺被水波洇成一片海棠紅。那人卻也無甚在意,俯身摘了朵盛開的蓮荷後,將纖足探入泥淖朝他走來。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「分明是你央著要我採蓮好入畫的,怎麼如今盡瞧著我也不動筆?墨都要乾了。」發現對方凝注的目光風采鈴忍不住揶揄道。</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「妳比畫好看。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 素還真剛說完便覺得自己實在嘴笨得可以!可看那人聽後笑得如此歡喜的模樣,又覺得一切都無所謂了。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「幾時學得如此油嘴滑舌?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「蒼天可鑑,素某字字句句皆發自肺腑,絕無虛言。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「好啦、好啦——放下手別起誓了,我自是信你的!只是你這人怎能連偶一為之的玩笑話,都能弄成這般一本正經的模樣。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 言罷風采鈴半嗔半笑地睨了他一眼,續問道:「你到底還要畫多久?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 素還真琢磨了會,指向不遠處一支含苞欲放的粉荷,「再摘一朵足矣。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「好。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 他捕捉那人採蓮的姿態完成最後幾筆,然後鬼使神差地在留白處題上了《涉江採芙蓉》,只是方寫完頭兩句便覺不妥!好端端提什麼「同心而離居,憂傷以終老」的感傷詩句……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 素還真怏怏不樂地將畫移下几案,正打算重新臨摹一張時,卻被採蓮歸來的那人按住手。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「怎麼棄了?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「詩題差了。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴放妥滿是蓮荷的竹簍,素還真傾身勾過她的腰,協助那人躍坐上江畔迴廊。風采鈴同素還真並肩而坐,倚著他的臂膀看向那幅畫,頃刻便勘破其中因由。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 她取過畫忍著笑說道:「『涉江採芙蓉,蘭澤多芳草』我看著倒是應景,不如補上全詩。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「可素某如今在妳面前,何來的『所思在遠道』?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 素還真漩眉微蹙,原想避重就輕地帶過,豈知竟得到風采鈴飽含笑意的答覆。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「誰說我所思欲遺之的對象一定是你呢?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 倘若方才題錯詩已攪得心緒抑鬱,如今這回應便是難攬的愁山悶海迎面直襲!素還真皮笑肉不笑勾起唇角,努力維持語氣平和地說道:「噢,原是素某自作多情,敢問欲遺者誰?素某題寫時好替他把名字也詠進去!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「我所思欲遺的自是續緣。不知素賢人欲如何題詠?想來定是筆參造化、學究天人之作!著實教人好生期待。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 言畢風采鈴促狹地眨了眨眼,饒是平日口舌爭鋒鮮嘗敗績,現如今素還真也只能癟癟嘴隨口說了句「兒慎勿學爺」,便偏過身去打算來個眼不見為淨。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 可沒過一會他又覺得捨不得自己轉了回來,定定凝視著那人問道:「續緣我自是爭不過,但只分得一朵也好,妳真不打算將花贈予素某?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「堂堂琉璃仙境之主,玉波池裡那麼多的蓮荷哪還缺我這朵?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「是只缺妳這朵……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「可惜江湖的水太深了,養不好江南的蓮花。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴伸出手撫上素還真的臉,纖指緩緩熨過他此時眉間摺痕,唇角揚著笑卻難掩話語中的嘆息。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「我也曾後悔過,倘若當時不曾交付予你,是否就能免去日後那麼多的遺憾與傷心?素還真,武林的風波太甚,嬌花易折本就不是你的過錯。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「怎能不是……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「我說不是。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴捧過素還真的臉,同他額抵著額眷眷摩娑,柔聲低道:「我知你不想聽任何抱歉的話語,可此生終歸是我負你良多——我選擇了孩子,永永遠遠地捨下了你。我未曾與你商議也沒有一起承擔的能力,你便想著是我自顧自地得大解脫,留你一人孤身隻影面對那麼多的不容易……所以無需牽念這樣的我,你該放過自己了。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 聽後素還真反握住風采鈴的手,望著她的眼將一字一句皆慎重地說成銘骨之言。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「那麼相似的話素某也回敬予妳——認真清算其實此生還是我負妳較多。我選擇了大義,有好幾次都捨下了妳和孩子、我未曾與妳商議更沒有周全你們母子的餘力,妳便想著是我自顧自地行淑世之道,留妳和續緣形單影隻面對那麼多的不容易……所以請妳不要忘記素某,若有來生記得找我討回,欠妳的平凡安然與白首之約。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「好。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴燦笑著允諾那些虛空成花的美好,來日彼世若能重逢,那便算此生相欠罷。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 最後她託他將花與祝願贈予續緣,那人有些吃味地漫應道:「都說美夢難得,妳怎麼直到最後都吝於說些素某愛聽的?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「原來你都知曉……連作夢都如此清醒不累嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「妳若心疼素某,可以考慮改改贈花的對象。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「如此計較,那下次便同續緣交換吧!換你當回遠道之思,聽續緣同你提及夢中我欲以花為贈如何?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴感到既好氣又好笑地彈了對方眉間一記,素還真摀著額決定縱是無賴,也要將應屬於自己的美夢進行到底!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 隨即傾身同風采鈴討回了那一彈指的呵疼,末了猶不饜足地說道:「不如何,素某只是想當回既是在妳跟前的護花人,也是妳所思欲遺之的獨一人。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「……那我便為你再一次涉江吧。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 風采鈴將滿竹簍的蓮荷慎而重之地交至他懷裡,躍下迴廊一步步走向藕花深處,素還真凝視著那抹嫣紅身影掬起一朵盛開的白蓮,然後迴身與他隔著江湖遙遙相望。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 他其實一直知道,自己便是她藏於心間的獨一人,只可惜當年沒來得及讓她也知曉。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「風采鈴!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 萬語千言終化作一句昔日來不及言明的相思,那人聽後朝他展露的笑靨是前所未有的燦爛,那聲似是還縈繞在耳畔的「我亦知曉」,是彼此不負曾經的默契與證明。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 素還真在潮氣與清晨透幔的寒意中悠悠轉醒,推開門迴廊外是秋末的殘荷之景,雨水擊打在枯葉上淅淅瀝瀝,放大了密意終成蕭瑟的淒涼。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 他倚在廊柱旁凝著眼前枯敗的小小江湖,輕咳間牽動患處止不住的腥血上湧,素還真咳著咳著便笑出了聲。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 「妳託我將最美的蓮荷贈予續緣,可惜現世花已老,有些事遲了便是永遠錯過……」</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 嘆世間,多情自古空餘恨,好夢由來最易醒,縱使相逢到底意難平。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 慕曦語 寫於 </span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">2023/10/22</span><span lang="EN-US">~10/23</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(重陽)</span></span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #274e13;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】贈子藕花下,青衫騎竹馬,及至君來花已老,不如攜手雨中看?</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 好不容易抽空回來填坑我不知道是因為太久沒填手生,還是因為填的是三流所以手生</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">OTZ</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 總之大家好久不見!三流也好久不見!(上回寫他是</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">2021</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年</span><span lang="EN-US">4</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">月……)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 三流真是我家除了大江外最正經的存在……正經到讓前一篇分明還在構思叫五花在雲渡山宿舍跳</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">Baby shark</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的我,明顯轉不太過來</span><span lang="EN-US">(´_</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゝ</span><span lang="EN-US">`)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 明明在腦中把劇情跑了三遍,想說都到第三遍都捋順了寫起來肯定飛快!結果咧,三流你不要學大江一樣磨字磨句磨豆漿還半途改航道好不好!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> </span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/‵</span><span lang="EN-US">Д</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">′</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/</span><span lang="EN-US">~ </span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╧╧</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 雖然其實還是比磨王大江好寫上那麼一點點,但三流也有其莫名龜毛之處,我絕對不會承認寫時妄想對個平仄,然後就遲了發文這回事!(喂)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 不過最後還是把後記隨意湊起來的句子,從文中一句不留地刪掉,只因還是在於——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">小兒青衫騎竹馬什麼的活脫脫是雙花的劇情!</b>這錯棚了啊</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">∑(</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄□ ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">;)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(雙花:你早寫我就不用被三流磨啦~σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">) </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 總而言之本想著重陽該給續緣填一篇生賀,結果搞了半天還是在看他爹娘談情說愛~沒意外會再填一篇後續給續緣!《花已老》這篇還是留給某素感嘆一下自己韶華已逝,盛世蓮景不存只餘常世流轉中的殘荷枯葉堪慰平生。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> (三流:我就是知道你結尾打算把我往死裡虐,所以前面才長這麼慢</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">(´_</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゝ</span><span lang="EN-US">`)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 不過我自己覺得前面還蠻甜的XD後面也曾考慮過要不要讓他把告白完完整整的說一遍,但最後還是覺得留白更美——反正天知地知、你知我知就好了!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> ╮</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">/(</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">>▽</span><span lang="EN-US"><)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人</span><span lang="EN-US">(></span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽<</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╭</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="color: #274e13;"> 最後祝大家重陽&霜降快樂!看十月底前能不能趕趕有續緣跟線杯的下半篇吧ヽ</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></span></p>
慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-8715215779452879322023-08-07T01:41:00.001+08:002023-08-08T01:43:54.702+08:00【龍劍】清風明月十里桃花
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">是日,劍子仙跡結束雲遊的逍遙生活踏上歸途,甫入豁然之境便見到一抹華麗身影,正佔著他的竹椅抽水煙。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">不知是竹椅太過硌人,還是為了配合豁然之境青山為枕、明月為燭的風格,那人褪下珠冕華服僅著一襲紫衣與毛氅,雖也是華麗無雙但少了那串串奪目的珠飾,劍子仙跡頭一回覺得自家風格也沒外人所說那般寒酸。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「好友。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">雖知對方耳力過人定是早聽出自己的跫音,但該有的招呼還是不能省,劍子仙跡方開口喚了聲,便見那人吐霧如嘆。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「汝可總算捨得歸來了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「不知好友在此相候,你若飛書傳訊我定日夜兼程返回。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「本也無甚要事,不過那日一時興起,本想效仿前人乘興而來、興盡而返,豈知見汝偌大的豁然之境連個禁制也無,便只得留下替汝守門。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言劍子仙跡忍俊不禁打趣道:「好友未免也太看得起我這豁然之境,除卻涼亭、石凳、竹椅和寒舍,餘下這江山風月本無主,又何懼竊徒?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「知汝素來沒心沒肺、無牽無掛慣了,可吾放不下贈汝的好茶和佛劍寄於此的經書。先不計銀錢與珍稀,單論一句『情義無價』便不容有失!汝說該守不該守?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「該然、該然,果真還是龍宿好友細緻又周到,吾這便去煮水烹茶慰勞好友多日辛苦。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「弄喙花。」龍宿嗤了聲,「念汝方歸,灶房裡有鳳兒之前備下的銀霜炭,不勞她的劍子先生上山伐木,免遇仙人對弈歸來時又做個爛柯人。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「有好友在此誰還去觀他人手談?不如待會擺盤棋陪好友鑽研《秋仙遺譜》如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「殘局太多費神,不若《忘憂清樂集》來得清心。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「隨好友喜歡便是,我這回外出也看了幾場頗有意趣的棋局,等會便擺出來和好友共賞。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">疏樓龍宿漫應了聲便打發劍子仙跡去取炭弄茶,待劍子攜風爐銀炭和茶箱歸來,便見著自家好友復又抽起水煙在觀天,他邊生火邊循著疏樓龍宿的視線望去——除了豁然之境經年不變的風景和悠悠白雲,什麼也沒有。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">想著那人素來機敏好辯,喜好以華麗無雙的攻勢破局,每每同他在口舌或殘局爭鋒罕有勝時,相較之下今日確實寡言也意興闌珊了不少,莫不是有什麼煩心事?</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">思索了會,劍子仙跡看似隨意話家常般問道:「我這豁然之境無趣得很,怎不留仙鳳伺候?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「吾派她回儒門理事。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「那你……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「無事。」似是看穿他所思所想,疏樓龍宿微微勾起唇角,「不過借汝這豁然之境發會呆。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">劍子仙跡釋然一笑,嘆道:「除了清風明月我這可是什麼也沒有。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「但有桃花。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">劍子仙跡聞言一愣,隨著龍宿指引適才發覺,除卻清風明月、綠柳垂簾,幾株粉嫩的桃花枕著青山正鮮活地怒放,豁然之境不知何時竟添了三分春色。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「是,但有桃花。好友若不嫌疏落便全數贈你以搏歡顏,如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">劍子仙跡放下煽火的蒲扇,坐上石凳挨著竹椅邊同那人一起賞著,疏樓龍宿微瞇起珀色眼眸睨了他一眼,微揚的嘴角勾起頰畔梨渦深深淺淺。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「滋養久了總能成十里桃林,疏樓龍宿最不缺的便是耐心,何況本該就全是吾的。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">他們不約而同想起拿豁然之境抵七成債的老笑話,劍子仙跡乾脆地雙手一攤道:「既然如此,恭賀儒門龍首平添新居,合該輪你煮茶待客。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「汝雲遊歸來似乎越發懶散了?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「傷體方癒不宜勞動,我這是謹遵醫囑。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗤!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">反正呆也發夠、多年的苦心孤詣也終有所成,疏樓龍宿俐落起身接手沖茶,劍子仙跡愜意地換了個姿勢,背倚亭柱幻出紫金簫,伴著茶香奏響一世悠然。</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130;"><b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】一切感謝恆山精神的偉大力量!ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">這是一篇幫親友挑背景布也能挑出一篇文的故事</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">XDD</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">那天陪親友接完劍謫仙後,就決定要為我們芳心開膛手</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">X2</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">添個背景布好拍照!挑完後突然想起友人家還有一尊龍宿,做人不可以偏心~尤其在我看完公子分享的身高差照後</span><span lang="EN-US">XDDD</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">這可真是時代的眼淚、歷史的鴻溝,歹林不要難過,躺椅一躺也看不出差距!而且劍謫仙頭頂恆山本來就比較高σ</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">選了幾塊華麗無雙的背景布後,我同親友說:「嘿~我連他跑去豁然之境的背景都有選!看看有幾張素到不行的就劍子他家,老道家只有清風明月,清風明月,十里桃花,擺上一拍就是此時應有本~</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">≧</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">≦</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゞ」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">後來親友選了一張素白到不行的竹林,唉唷,我雖然最近工作忙到無法生出本,但來篇文章應該還是可以的~</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">誰知道寫了才發覺,喜歡看是一回事、寫出來是另一回事,從沒寫過龍宿跟劍子的我,寫完都不太好意思在標題掛龍劍OTZ</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">總之,恭喜親友接葛格回家!希望阿宅之友背景布可以讓我看到更多龍宿大人(畢竟帶出門外拍真的很容易掉珍珠,還是在家安全XDD)</span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #4c1130;"> </span></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-14108496016249624582023-06-30T23:50:00.004+08:002023-06-30T23:50:25.227+08:00 【雲渡山宿舍】三生不幸<p><b style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"></span></b><i style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></i>
</p><p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><i style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">鳳凰終入涅槃,星核消殞是為了下一次的新生,而墜星隨著時間流轉分裂,帶著龍骨聖刀以十五億光年為距,展開宿命的輪迴追尋——</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></i></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">生死之門黑幕上金光流轉,描繪著即將湮滅的星系最後預言,分裂的墜星或燃盡所有終致消亡、或提前因意外化為宇宙微塵,但他們從未停止創生與前進。終有一日,交會的命運會重新降臨,和星核一起前往那顆閃閃發亮的小行星。</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">※ ※ ※<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「三生不幸。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「倒八輩子血霉。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「再加一場毀天滅地史詩級的災難。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「剛好湊足十二分無奈祝你生日快樂!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">天虎艦上素還真編號第十五號的克隆體,漩眉微挑朝眾人癟了癟嘴說道:「哇喔,真是別出心裁的祝賀,素某真心感動。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉唷,這麼敷衍?你如今的意識資訊,已經稀薄到連個驚嘆號都捨不得給的地步了嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我只想吐槽拿這種初代之間的互動老梗來用,第十四號崎路人你可真長進……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「小十五這麼說話真不可愛!想你當年剛從培養槽裡出來是誰給你泡牛奶的?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言素還真翻了個白眼,扳著指頭認真計較起來,「曾經的我也給曾經的你泡過奶、換過尿布甚至還洗過澡!算算我們次數差不多,兩相扯平少邀功。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「胡說什麼!你已經是十五號了我才十四號,肯定是我照顧你比較多。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「有一年我們同時從培養槽被抱出來,最好寶寶能給寶寶泡奶啦!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「都別吵了!」此時一個帶著些許機械感的中年男子嗓音響起,天虎艦的智能管家一線生全像投影出一份數據報表,竟是歷年來各個克隆體間互相照護的紀錄。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「只比泡奶的話崎路人確實比素還真多上</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">36</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次,但素還真幫忙餵飯多</span><span lang="EN-US">10</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次、換尿布多</span><span lang="EN-US">6</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次、洗澡多</span><span lang="EN-US">8</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次、吹頭髮整整多</span><span lang="EN-US">12</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">次,所以你們兩個確實互不相欠。」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「欸、不是……那個洗澡後面括弧的溺水是怎麼一回事?我命都要被素還真洗沒了這也算!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「算啊,為什麼不算?我被你餵後面也括弧嗆奶、還拍嗝拍到吐咧!我們照顧彼此的技術一樣爛,就別再互相傷害了龜笑鱉沒尾。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「哎呀呀,你們兩個都消停點,看看報表真要計較起來誰勞苦得過我跟一線生?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">今年才六歲的慕少艾第七號克隆體,老氣橫秋地歪躺在他的娃娃椅埋怨道:「什麼時候才可以吃蛋糕啊!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言眾人滿心複雜地看了看眼前的奶娃娃、再看了看照護紀錄表,慕少艾身為全艦克隆體的主要創造者,大概也是最為愛惜克隆體之人,他們每一代克隆體的記憶裡幾乎都有一個垂垂老矣的慕少艾。他是創生者也是送行者,每個克隆體被抱離培養槽喚醒的那刻起,睜眼初見便是慕少艾與一線生。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真十五號還記得,那年十二歲的自己輪到去給慕爺爺餵飯,前一秒他們還快樂地聊著天、下一秒慕爺爺就被自己餵的菱角給噎死了!</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聞聲出現的一線生卻只是平靜地安撫著,因驚慌失措而崩潰痛哭的自己,「隨著年歲增長,人體的吞嚥機能會產生退化,噎到實屬自然小十五你無須自責,慕少艾他很喜歡菱角。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「還解釋什麼啊?你救他!快點救救他!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「素還真,慕少艾六號克隆體已經一百多歲了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「他要呷到百二的快救他!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「慕少艾有簽署超過百歲放棄急救協議,而且人體掃描的結果這具克隆體已完全停止了生命機能。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">一線生邊說邊紀錄,第六號慕少艾克隆體享嵩壽:一百零三歲,死因:吃菱角噎死,送行者:第十五號素還真克隆體。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「好了,擦乾你的眼淚停止哭泣,我去開啟全艦廣播讓大家來送送他。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「一線生……你沒有心嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒有,人工智慧本就沒有心臟。你是否忘了我沒有血肉之軀、甚至沒有實體,站在你面前的不過是具仿生機器人,為了方便實物操作才進行連結。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我知道!我都知道……我只是、只是……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">看著哭泣不止的素還真,一線生開啟了資料庫中《飼育難纏的白蓮花守則》,裡頭是初代一線生跟人工智能一線生</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">2.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">所留下的應對方法,他開啟情感語音後嘆口氣,給了素還真一個冷冰冰的擁抱。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">然後他們全體替慕少艾進行了盛大的送行儀式——有去無回的探測艙漂流星海,在觸及星系的邊界時被燃燒殆盡,那是一生未曾離艦的第六號慕少艾克隆體最大的願望。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">結束回想,第十五號素還真和其他緬懷起慕爺爺的天虎艦眾人,就發現第七號慕少艾正用一種「哎呀呀我知道、老人家我都明白」的眼神,似笑非看地看著他們,然後舉起自己的小杯子敲了敲桌面。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,眾愛孫平身,收起感傷獻奶吧!果汁也可以喔。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">此話一出饒是好脾氣的照世明燈都忍不住,過來扯了扯素還真的衣角,不解地問道:「素還真,你當年抱慕少艾出培養槽時是不是撞到他的頭了?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒,小天真等你十五歲接收初代的記憶後,就會知道慕少艾本來就這麼欠人塞菱角。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">※ ※ ※</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">那天慶生會結束後,一線生前來提醒他再兩年就該是舉辦朱雀星系巡迴展的時候,每十年一次以十五億光年為距,天虎艦持續星間飛行的原因,是起始也是祭奠的慶典。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真漫應了聲,突然和一線生提出想再看一次初代記憶,身為天虎艦的人工智慧,沒有誰比他更了解這個舉動背後的意義——每當克隆體們陷入迷茫時,總是會下意識尋求自己初代的記憶,因為那是他們存在與前行的起源。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">設好資料庫與精神連結後,素還真十五號的意識進入初代的記憶數據中,一線生邊監測他的生命指數邊跟著回顧起這一切的起點。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">當繪滿異星圖騰的探測艇依循設定返回母艦後,眾人衝上前強行撬開艙門,救出受星核爆炸衝擊而全身嚴重燒傷的素還真,而當那人終於恢復意識清醒後,開口的第一句話卻是——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「好友,幫我一同研究克隆體可好?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">當下其實有點小尷尬,因為除了慕少艾當所有人聽到素還真那句「好友」時,都下意識應了聲好。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">慕少艾難得一臉凝肅地望向素還真,沉聲問了一句為什麼。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「因為我承諾不管多久都會再次找到她,可是我也明瞭,就算化核歸塵猶有新生,可是要在這浩瀚無垠的宇宙中找到相似的星核,終我一生是不可能了……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「你這是明知不可為而為之!即便有了克隆體又如何?他們只是擁有你的</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">DNA</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">序列,複製的是細胞核而不是你整個人,如果你想搞什麼強制精神同化,我會用盡一切方法阻止你。」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「怎麼可能……」素還真苦笑時牽動了傷口,生命監測儀瞬間響起尖銳的警報音,雖然疼痛不堪但他並沒有放棄說服慕少艾。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我會留下初始記憶讓他們自己做選擇,但我相信無論重來多少次,我都會踏上前往她的旅程。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「你這是何苦呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「情實難已,義無反顧。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">那是素還真陷入漫長昏迷前所留下的最後一句話。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">等他再次清醒時已經是很久很久以後了,久到慕少艾都開始暗自幫他培養體細胞,開啟第一階段的初始研究。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「好友。」慕少艾沒理他,抽了管血後進行數據分析。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「好友,理理我……」素還真眼看撒嬌沒用決定放大招,用最誠摯的語氣喊了聲:<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「前輩。」</b></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「閉嘴!你的好前輩現在還在地球上,再敢亂叫我就請他來治你……欸對,我怎沒早點想到這招?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「因為你知道,只要是素某認真決定的事,即便撞了南牆也不會再回頭。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">慕少艾靜默了一會兒後長長嘆了口氣,「我知道,所以從明天開始我會同你進行深度會談,定下研究方向跟設立後續保護機制防止事態失控。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「慕少艾。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「幹嘛?老人家很忙的,你已經是一個成熟的素還真了,該戒掉有事就像朵白蓮花般楚楚可憐叫人幫忙的習慣。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">或許是太久沒聽見慕少艾的調侃,素還真一時愣怔沒敢再說下去,直到發現那雙珀色眼瞳望向他時重新盛滿笑意,適才慎重說道:「好友,多謝你。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「免!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言素還真嘖了聲:「我昏睡的日子裡是不是無慾教壞了你?他那一字箴言的精髓我看你現在是完全掌握了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「哈。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">待兩人懇談完後,慕少艾找了個適當時機將計畫告訴天虎眾人,過沒幾天以崎路為首,一群人浩浩蕩蕩來到素還真的病房。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真放下正惡補中的生物學,有些疑惑地看著眼前的大陣仗,崎路人挑眉朝他勾起抹笑問道:「素還真,你還記不記得當年拐我上天虎艦時說過什麼?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「呃……送信到府跟送素某到太空都是送,何不改丟包素某到朱雀星系去?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒錯!就因為這句話我成了天虎艦的大副,所以還沒成功再次把你丟包前,我都會是你的大副,就這麼愉快地決定了!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「崎路,你實在是沒必要……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真話還沒說完就被一線生給截斷:「我們在聽完慕少艾跟你的克隆計畫後,發現一個很大的問題!以你這惹禍精的性子光靠慕少艾哪制得住你?所以不只崎路,我們都打算一起參與你這傻子的浪漫追尋——而且回歸現實層面,少了我你找誰隨時維修跟管理艦體?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「大家……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">一線生瞧著某人眼眶泛紅一副感動到難以成言的模樣,忍不住揉亂他一頭雪髮調侃道:「好啦好啦不要太感動,有友如此,早認了是我們三生不幸!既然如此何不繼續陪著你探訪星辰大海?當年選擇上艦我們本就有著各自的堅持,你小子不過運氣好,剛好碰上都想繼續探尋宇宙所以參加克隆計畫的我們,千萬不要覺得是自己魅力大。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">於是天虎艦的成員全數投入了克隆計畫,並且訂下機制決定各自延續旅程的長度。已嫻熟掌握克隆技術的慕少艾替自己制定了九具克隆體,反正惜命的老人家活得長,說不定等素還真耗完他那十五具克隆體後自己還有剩。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">他們其實都知道,這並不是一趟永無止境的旅程。慕少艾和素還真窮極所能,用最精準的計算替自己和眾人制定了一段最後追夢的時間……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">雖然有時計畫總趕不上變化,例如慕少艾怎麼也沒料到,素還真麻煩到連克隆體都這麼難纏有個性!其中有一具變異體竟中途叛變,選擇離艦去當什麼宇宙海盜,累得他們人仰馬翻還得幫忙收拾善後。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">而素還真自己也沒想過,他們會永遠失去一線生——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">進行克隆計畫時一線生年事已高,體細胞核的移植過程並不順利,即便成功依照數據模擬推算,當克隆體長成後都逃不過早夭的命運跟基因缺陷的後遺症。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">一線生知曉後果斷終止了自己的克隆計畫,改研究起人工智慧。現在連結天虎艦各處機體、並能以智能操控的一線生</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">3.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,就是融合初代一線生發明的</span><span lang="EN-US">2.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,再加上歷代素還真添補修改後的成果。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">每次回顧初代的記憶,素還真十五號不是沒有過質疑——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">這樣窮盡人力、物力,去追尋一個虛無飄渺的承諾真的值得嗎?</b></span><b style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">但所有的猶疑總在見到那襲紅衣身影與瑰麗星雲後煙消雲散……他隨著初代的記憶再一次走過通道,神殿兩旁鳳凰圖騰的壁畫,依次繪著由生到滅、涅槃輪迴的預言。耳畔迴盪的是那人宛若銀鈴般清越的祝歌。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">祭壇的盡頭,風采鈴起身回眸朝他絢爛一笑——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><i style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></i></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><i style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「你來了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></i></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">那便是他終其一生最為熾烈浪漫的追尋與答案。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">每當這個時候素還真十五號總會掙扎著斷開精神連結,強迫自己從初代的回憶中清醒,而當他睜開眼時身旁守著的永遠都會是一線生。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「一線生……」素還真有些虛弱地喚道。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗯?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我想喝熱牛奶。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">一線生邊依指令動作邊讀取生命監測的數據,發覺那人其實肝糖水平並未下降,生理上其實並沒有補充牛奶的需求。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">於是他隨即開啟資料庫中的《飼育難纏的白蓮花守則》,開始尋找適合的應對。就是這個搜尋的舉動,讓一線生默默覺得自己是否即將自我進化成</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">4.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?或許換成現在的他,就能更好的應對當年小十五撕心裂肺的哭喊與質問,而不是冷靜的近乎無情宣判第六號慕少艾的死亡,和否定「心」的存在。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「一線生?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">遲遲未見熱牛奶跟回應,素還真驚恐地以為他們萬能的大總管當機了,正打算冒著被蓋布袋的風險叫醒崎路人時,一杯加了巧克力的熱牛奶出現在他面前。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「喝完快去睡!撒嬌鬼。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真十五號愣愣地看著眼前的仿生機器人,囁嚅道:「自從慕爺爺過世後你就再也沒用這種型態出現在我面前……每次看著你的全像投影,我都會忍不住想:你是不是還在為我當年的口不擇言生氣?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「……我只是覺得多一步與機械體的連結很麻煩,而且我現在不改用實體,難道你要自己走去大廳拿牛奶嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真捧過牛奶乖乖喝完後,上前將一線生仿生人的唇角推成記憶裡熟悉的弧度,然後給了他一個擁抱。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「一線生,謝謝你。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「呿!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「……當年初代真該阻止談無慾參與人工智慧的編寫,你跟少艾都被他帶壞了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">再次被一字箴言暴擊的素還真十五號如是說。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">時序流轉,隨著一線生越發的人性化,天虎艦全體紛紛感受到當年初代們被碎碎唸支配的恐懼。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「就當作迎接一線生</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">4.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的過渡期啦,他還在自我調整!」素還真打著圓場乾笑了數聲。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「拜託千萬別變成老媽子</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">4.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">!我合理懷疑是不是你在完美的一線生</span><span lang="EN-US">3.0</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的程式裡動了手腳?他可是從你十八歲生日那天後才開始產生變異……」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「冤枉啊崎路!他這一轉變被唸最多的就屬我耶,沒事搬石頭砸自己的腳幹嘛?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「以你的個性難說喔。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">就在兩人還在交頭接耳時,一線生仿若旋風般出現,將禮服丟在他倆面前叨唸道:「都幾點了還在聊天!不知道今天是睽違了十年朱雀星系展的日子嗎?你們一個艦長、一個大副都把禮服給我穿戴好了,尤其是你素還真!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">Yes, sir!</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">兩人被逼著行了標準軍禮後,落荒而逃回房裡乖乖著裝。今日的巡展確實是星系間的盛事,開幕式上身為今年最佳星間飛行獎入圍者的素還真,被一群外星異種給團團包圍進行採訪,素還真邊維持臉上無懈可擊的微笑,邊同友人們發出求救訊號閃身進入展場。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「聯訪到此結束,謝謝各位!請依序進入展廳欣賞朱雀星系美麗的文明。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真溜回休息室換下太過繁重華麗的禮服後,穿上那件象徵墜星的仿製祭袍,打算回展廳替那些單純來參觀與研究的星間過客們進行導覽。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">方推開門他便聽到少女像隻小雀鳥般,兀自啁啾不休地同身旁的女子說道:「妳瞧!我就說多花點錢參加體驗套裝準沒錯吧?星辰保佑就是這麼玄奇,我們竟然抽中了終末的祭衣耶,聽說之前從來沒人抽中過!妳一穿上真的看起來超像那個星核公主。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我不過想好好深入體驗朱雀星系的文明罷了,終末的祭衣就這一件,自然誰穿誰像,妳莫多想。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「誰說的!我就不信隨便來個像八爪章魚的異星物種穿也能神似。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「秋分!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聽見前方女子喚出這個名字時素還真明顯一愣,初代策展時刻意模糊了朱雀星系遺民們的名字與面容,就算後世出現對朱雀星系再怎麼深入研究的學者,也不可能會知道這個名字。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">偏偏卻是在此刻,那個穿著昔日朱雀星系最後的公主祭衣的少女,擁有跟她相同的名字……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">於是素還真鬼使神差地朝她身旁紅衣女子輕聲喚道:<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「采鈴。」</b></span><b style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「是?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">那人在展場復刻的祭壇前轉身,螢幕傳來生死之門後朱雀公主最後的預言——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><i style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「在一次又一次星間飛行中,曾有的輝煌文明會吸引命定戀人們重逢,星核的碎片會重塑你我,來世也要共聚。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></i></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">※ ※ ※</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">星夜下崎路人起了渾身的雞皮疙瘩哀號道:「我們都這麼努力想把這個故事導向《星艦迷航記》的路線走,為什麼輪到你那又變回了愛情故事?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">昨晚聽完素還真的夢境後,雲渡山宿舍的眾人發現自己竟然連在夢裡也被迫跑龍套,在看某人</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">KIRA</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體;"> (</span><span lang="EN-US"><</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體;">ゝ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體;">・<span lang="EN-US">)</span></span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">⌒</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體;">☆</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">辣眼睛的同時,還要為他的愛情敲邊鼓,於是紛紛表示不服必須加戲!</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">於是原本只是想抱怨莫名又變成放閃的某人,提出以他的夢境為基礎的接龍故事大賽,獲勝者就能獨佔他們包棟的這間民宿最頂層的豪華景觀房。於是參戰的友人們使出渾身解數,甚至不惜發夢中的自己一個又一個豪華的便當,也要把這個故事引向正統科幻的星辰大海。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">豈知每每倫到素還真時,總能將故事扭轉回充滿戀愛氣息的言情小說……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">最後開放投票表決輸贏時,崎路人搓著手上未退的寒顫邊啐道:「你聽一線生都沒了的那段怎還能繼續想著談戀愛?素還真你沒有心!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「呸呸呸——誰沒了!只是故事而已不要亂說,我決定改投素還真這邊。」一線生黑著臉,拿著剛烤好的黑輪塞了崎路一嘴。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">最後贏得勝利的素還真,輕手輕腳地抱著已然熟睡的孩子成功入住了景觀房,安置好續緣後他一人在小客廳獨坐,正想傳訊給晚點才能來會合的妻子時,卻聽見小心翼翼轉動門鎖的聲音。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">出差了整整一星期的風采鈴提著行李推扉而入,望著他的臉龐滿是明豔笑意。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「最後戰況如何?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「自然是愛情組的大獲全勝。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">其實從頭到尾都不是一個人在說故事的素還真按熄螢幕,迎上前給闊別七日的愛妻一個熱烈且纏綿的親吻。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴微微推開他,帶著喘息的笑語落在耳畔,「秋分要我問你,能不能把她創作的段落拿去網上發表?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「那有什麼問題!小秋分若真喜歡這個設定,我不介意她拿去寫朱雀星系最後的公主和劍禽侍衛的番外。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">說完後素還真將人摟得更緊些想繼續方才的親吻,卻聽見孩子帶著睡意的嗓音響起:「爹地?這裡是哪裡啊?天花板怎麼有好多的星星……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">他頹倒在妻子頸側有些埋怨的嘟嚷著:「牛郎和織女間的銀河醒了……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「少貧嘴。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴整了整衣襟、拍拍臉後和素還真一起出現在孩子面前,小續緣看到母親興奮地睡意全消,待風采鈴洗完澡後三個人一起躺在床上觀星。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣!你看那是冬季大三角,左邊是南河三、右邊是參宿四,下面則是天狼星。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「爹地……續緣今天沒那麼想聽星座故事,小犬、大犬還有獵戶座的故事我都已經知道了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「那續緣想聽什麼呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「想聽上次那個星間飛行的故事!最後艦長有找到他的星星嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「有啊。」素還真含笑望向風采鈴輕聲說道:「那天星星來到來到屬於她的天文展覽館,艦長替她導覽了整整七天後,在結束前問她……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"> </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「關於朱雀星系的一切,無論是天文曆法、風土人情還有曾經的歷史我都帶妳見識過了,明日祭典重現後這個地方便再沒有值得妳探索之處。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真十五號說完後滿心惆悵,人他是找到了沒錯,可是究竟該如何開口,才能讓身為星間過客的風采鈴留下?對此他是半點想法也沒有……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「誰說沒有?」聞言風采鈴輕聲笑開,扳著指頭開始數起來:「崎路人、慕少艾、一線生……噯,總之就是你們天虎艦的眾人都邀我去體會,所謂地球人的星期一到星期天、還有四季和月份輪迴變換,而且我也覺得還有好多事沒能同你一起——」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">相似的對話讓十五號素還真想起了初代的那個吻,於是姑娘未竟的話語便覆滅在熾熱的唇吻中,而她伸手摟住他的頸項主動加深了這個親吻。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">慕少艾拿下望遠鏡嘆了口氣:「哎呀呀,小十五這樣不行啊……追個姑娘竟還要老人家出手。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「遜、太遜!我們幾乎出動了全艦在幫他談戀愛耶。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「明天巡迴展結束後風采鈴還沒上我們天虎艦的話,乾脆問她有沒有興趣來當領航?人家可是眼界深遠、熱愛探險的星間過客種族,同她一起星際旅行肯定很有趣。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我現在倒是希望姑娘眼界淺薄一點……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「為什麼?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,因為這樣才能看上我們小十五啊。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">在眾人兀自議論不休的同時,戀人們結束了初次綿長的親吻,風采鈴看著好不容易從激動中恢復,紅著臉努力想組織語言的那人,促狹問道:「我是很心動跟著天虎艦一起進行星間飛行這項提議的,只是好像還缺了素艦長決定性的邀約。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「我、我——」在零碎不成句的話語中,素還真還在設法讓自己冷靜下來,怪了!初代臨近星核爆炸還能談情說愛的本事,怎麼半點也沒有在他身上展現?</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">深怕錯過這一次要再等上十五次輪迴,素還真深吸了口氣無比認真的說道:「我喜歡妳!無論要跨過多少次十五億光年的距離,我都會劈開終末的黑暗,邀請妳來到我的星系。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「那麼你的星系裡有什麼呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「有會閃閃發亮的小行星喔。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">聽見這個問題素還真第一時間想起了自己的母星,管它實際會不會發亮,反正在他心裡,地球就是全宇宙除了朱雀星系外最閃亮的小行星!</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">於是他鼓起十二萬分的勇氣,朝姑娘伸手做出最誠摯的邀請,那人笑靨如花地將柔荑緩緩放入他的掌心。</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「所以這就是你今天送我地球戒指的原因?」聽完故事後,風采鈴枕著素還真的臂膀,看向右手無名指上閃亮亮的新戒指。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「一半一半。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「那另一半在哪裡?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「這裡。」素還真從口袋掏出戒指盒,示意風采鈴取出對戒幫他戴上。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴打開絨布盒蓋,發現裡面是一枚月相戒指,她替素還真戴上的同時,聽見解答伴隨著唇吻輕輕沿著她額間落下。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「周而復始,我總是圍著妳打轉的。」</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">「多謝誇讚,但我想要比口頭言說更深入一點的獎勵。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">她微笑著仰起臉主動親了他一口,然後在那人纏綿著翻身覆上時,慶幸他們的銀河此時已然在隔壁小房中酣睡,於黑甜鄉中作著星間飛行的夢。</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">當初寫《星間飛行》時三不五時找心之友該該,後來聊到腦洞大開於是有了《三生不幸》,織影說想看天虎艦上全體垃圾話大全,沒問題!小學生日常打鬧馬上安排~</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ㄏ ̄▽ ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ㄏ</span> <span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ㄟ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄▽ ̄ㄟ</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">雖然安排到一半還是忍不住有些正經的段落~克隆體設定嘛!不就代表有幾具我們就能發幾次痛並快樂的便當σ</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(喂)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">特別喜歡送慕爺爺離開跟一線生人工智慧大總管的段落~之後有機會應該會補個大總管跟小十五之間的故事!還有一直拖著沒填的變異體……之後七八月是工作忙碌季,就看夾縫填坑能填多少,當然也很有可能因為工作壓力太大直接放飛自我寫出些不得了(?)的東西XDDD</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">總之在這篇裡除了兄弟情義垃圾話,恭喜我們的素艦長終於找回自己的小星星</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span style="color: #073763;"><span lang="EN-US">(*´</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">`</span><span lang="EN-US">*)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">人</span><span lang="EN-US">(*´</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">`</span><span lang="EN-US">*)</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 新細明體;">現實宿舍線的五花又一次快樂地把糖灑好灑滿~我都快覺得他吃的比雙花好了XD(現代設定的優勢啊XD)</span></p>
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<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-3923112157579860892023-06-22T00:06:00.000+08:002023-06-22T00:06:41.997+08:00 【神君】騎鹿大仙你莫要太猖狂<p><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體;"></span></b>
</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">今日來找小續緣玩耍的崎路人其實肩負了個大任務——替某位正和小嬌妻嘔氣的草木系男子,扭轉自家崽崽對於草木系神仙,大多同嬌花爹爹一般弱小無助又可憐的低落印象。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">兩人騎著仙鹿來到瀚海森林,小續緣發覺一路上但凡遇見小仙多半對崎路人畢恭畢敬的,就有些好奇是叔叔又是舅舅的崎路人等等要跟他講的故事。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">今天該怎麼叫人才好呢?<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">當小續緣又想靠擲骰子決定時,崎路人眼明手快地將骰子拿了過來笑道:「今天崎路『叔叔』要同續緣說說,騎鹿大仙你莫要太猖狂這傳說的由來!想不想聽啊?」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「想!續緣之前聽阿九稍稍提過,他可崇拜你了!說叔叔年輕時打遍仙界無敵手。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「是呀,現在本大仙雖已金盆洗手,但偶爾想起年少歲月時的輕狂至今依舊歷歷在目,續緣知道神仙打架除了一對一單挑,怎樣的天地人三角組合才能將勝率提至最高嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">小續緣偏頭想了想陽翼族老教過他的仙族分系和特色,扳著指頭很是歡快地答道:「知道!只要湊齊三個神禽類神仙,最好是金翅大鵬鳥、鳳凰跟孔雀就天下無敵了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「乖乖,你這配置不是要去和仙友武道交流,而是要去屠境滅國啊……陽翼這樣教你,難怪素還真會生氣!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">提到自家爹爹跟族老,小續緣不由得便想起了前天那場惡鬥,眨了眨眼怯怯說道:「爹爹拔了族老好幾根羽毛呢!娘親氣壞了隔天便帶我回不夜天,當晚爹爹也沒回來……叔叔,續緣現在想想是不是因為我說錯話的關係,才會變成這樣啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「別胡思亂想!千錯萬錯都是那些幼稚大人的錯,陽翼從前就跟你爹爹不對盤,彼此啄花拔毛什麼的根本是家常便飯!你娘親主要是生氣他們在你面前打架,刻意晾你爹爹幾天就好了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「原來是這樣啊!」小續緣鬆了口氣恢復笑容,「現在想起來爹爹其實很厲害呢!竟然能拔族老的羽毛,對方可是威武無匹的金翅大鵬鳥耶。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「乖乖,叔叔跟你說件事你可別因此就失去了對你家族老的崇拜。是,我承認,論單打獨鬥金翅大鵬鳥確實罕有敵手!但換成三對三鬥毆那就不一定了,兒時打架叔叔攢的鳥毛可夠你做好幾件大氅。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">小續緣聽後驚訝地瞠大了雙眼,滿臉崇拜望向崎路人:「叔叔這麼厲害呀!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">終於成功將話題導向今日重點的崎路人,朝孩子露出一抹高深莫測的笑容,朗聲答道:「是啊,因為我的黃金三角配置裡有兩個天下無敵草木系呀!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「怎麼可能,叔叔你不要欺負我知道的少……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">小續緣噘起嘴覺得自家有那麼多愛戲弄人的長輩真是件煩心事,崎路人見狀伸手揉了揉孩子肉嘟嘟的臉頰,將嘴角推成上揚的弧度後適才說道。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「以我身為叔叔又是舅舅之名起誓!此事絕對比一頁書前輩頭上的舍利子還真。不信你可以再去問一線生或慈郎,他們總不會誆你對吧?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗯。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">打定主意先聽完故事再求真偽,小續緣催促著崎路人繼續說下去,某大仙邊騎著鹿邊陷入了回憶裡——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">那是他、素還真和慕少艾都還是小仙童時的事了……同為草木系的素還真和慕少艾本就彼此相識,會同他湊在一塊真可謂是因打架而起的緣分。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">小仙童的日常除了跟各家主子、師父勤奮修練外,閒暇時也須多和其他小仙家彼此交流。除了課堂上令眾仙點頭連連的論辯之外,更多時候直接打出你家洞府何在、師從哪處的武道交流,更為那些好動的小仙童們所喜歡!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「看吶白蓮花!那裡有會移動的鹿茸耶。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">某日崎路人正在瀚海森林裡閒逛時,忽然聽見頭頂傳來嘻笑聲,他仰頭正對上慕少艾那雙珀色眼眸,對方笑嘻嘻地朝他招手說道:「小鹿仙你哪時要換角!鹿茸賣我可好?我拿白蓮花的荷露跟你換。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「喂喂,慕少艾你這是慷他人之慨啊!拿你自己的艾草跟他換啦。嘿,這位仙友,做三伏貼時用這傢伙的艾炙功效特別好喔,以物易物你不吃虧的。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">剛被六位師父輪著叨念一頓的崎路小仙心情正鬱悶,布袋一甩挑釁地朝樹上兩位勾了勾手指,「有本事自己下來取啊?打斷了就是你的。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,仙友我瞧你長得也算一表人才、玉潤可愛,行事怎會如此粗殘?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「敢不敢一句話?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「好啊。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">慕少艾聞聲偏頭一看,人白心不白的白蓮花已經跳下樹同人武道交流去了!少艾小仙童嘆了口氣,準備等等待兩人打殘了再來坐收漁翁之利,嗯,一瓶傷藥跟仙丹換鹿茸和荷露正好!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">豈知當兩人你來我往打到正精彩時,白蓮花又不自覺放了他天生天養「化干戈為玉帛」的大絕招,一晃眼兩人已在樹下親熱地勾肩搭背還招呼他下來一起參與。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">有些惋惜即將到手的珍貴藥材又飛了,但看在兩位小仙友都長得賞心悅目的份上,慕少艾從善如流地跳下樹加入了稱兄道弟吃點心的行列。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路小仙童大方地從背後的乾坤袋裡,掏出滿是點心的三層食盒和果飲、又從中取出草蓆跟蒲團,三人便在樹下快樂地野餐起來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「崎路你那袋子怎能裝下這麼多東西啊?」一來二往自然熟的白蓮花已推心置腹地視對方為摯友,這種擺明一個不小心就會觸及仙家機密和底線的問題,他問起來倒是一點也不尷尬。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路也是個爽快人,笑著指了指自己頭上的鹿角,「剛剛你們都自報身家了,素還真是白蓮花、慕少艾是小艾草,那要不要猜猜我是什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「對少艾來說當然是活生生的移動鹿茸啦!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真打趣地持肘推了推慕少艾,對方定定凝視崎路人頭上的鹿角好一會,有些懊惱地嘖了聲:「原來是裝飾啊……方才隔了段距離沒看清,這才誤判了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「裝飾?」素還真好奇地伸手便摸,崎路人頭上確實是感受不到靈力湧動的死物。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我是風雷六聖之徒,原身是百里泣大師父的寶貝乾坤袋,因為這屆神器類的小仙童就我一個,春意濃師父怕我交不到朋友所以才給我裝了對鹿角。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「那你可真是貨真價實的寶貝了!神器類多半是萬年千載的鐘鼎刀劍方能化形,你一個布袋仙真的很罕見耶。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,人家崎路身為一個稀世的乾坤袋,被你一個勁地布袋布袋的喊都掉身價了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒差啦!本就是布袋啊,師父還老愛威脅我不乖就要往裡頭塞果皮呢,看他多壞!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,感同身受!我師父也曾說要把我揉成艾炙點了……就素還真的師父最沒脾氣,麒麟是仁獸連草都不敢踩,只能生生地被沒良心的白蓮花欺負。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「哪有,反過來照顧師父、威脅他也是很累人的好不好……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「少得了便宜還賣乖!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">三個小仙童在說說笑笑間迅速建立起友誼,在各自重新介紹仙門和興趣後,熱愛武道交流的崎路人扳著指頭雙眼發光道:「我覺得我們三人組成陣型去打遍仙界剛好耶!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,怎說?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我知道崎路的意思,我們三人興趣結合起來剛好是武道交流循環——崎路想測試自己的能耐蓋遍全仙界小仙友布袋、少艾除了夢想看遍美人美事美景外也喜歡醫人、而我則是熱愛待在玉波池裡數人頭交朋友。所以崎路蓋布袋揍完人後給少艾醫,少艾醫完後送玉波池讓我數,這樣興趣修練兩不誤超完美!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,我竟被你說服了,行是行但我有一個卑微的請求——崎路,你蓋人布袋時能盡量挑好看點的打嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「這有些太強人所難了,好看的小仙友我也捨不得揍啊。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「哼哼,那是因為你還沒徹底認清素還真,他就是那種雖然好看但你總有一天會想蓋他布袋痛揍一頓的存在。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「哇,少艾誇我好看耶!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">被點名的某人依舊嘻皮笑臉地應道,就那一瞬間崎路小仙稍稍理解了慕少艾感慨何來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">後來他們三個真的組成天地人三角法陣四處去蓋人布袋,幾輪實戰下來後崎路人對草木系仙族能力有了更深一層的認識——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">看似柔弱的草木系神仙只是不善武力而已,但術法修為卻是頂級!基本上藥草系的小仙友都天生醫療滿點,難怪師父們都說出去神仙打架一定要帶個藥用草木系。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">而慕少艾更是強大到彷彿行動的九轉大還丹,補好補滿堪稱武鬥最強後援!唉呀,一個不小心把對方小仙友打得太狠,殘了?沒關係沒關係,慕小藥師的死去活來在等你!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">當年打架最常見的就是崎路人跟素還真把人給揍爆了,對方事後卻來跟他們同隊的慕少艾千恩萬謝、跪地叫恩公……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">而花草系的則有著天生天養的好皮相,首先看著賞心悅目敵方就不太捨得下重手!皮相誘敵在先、法陣控敵在後,重點素還真還是個心機鬼!疊起陣來千變萬化,還能針對敵方功體使出陣法相生、反轉相剋自爆的猛招。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路人有回見著素還真一口氣引動了十個疊陣,那威力堪比自己的絕招轟天大雷擊那般毀天滅地!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">而且素還真還有個不為人知的驚天能耐——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">挨揍!<span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">有回他們和向來最不對盤的陽翼打得太過了,就連醫術高超如慕少艾也無法在短時間內治好陽翼背後那一大片焦禿,於是三個無法無天平時蓋人布袋如流水,打完還包治傷讓各路小仙家想告狀也沒處去的極惡三人組,終於要迎來一頁書前輩的天罰。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;"> ※ ※ ※<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">總算逮到機會教訓孽徒的風雷六聖,挨個把一頁書大凡聖掌的威力吹噓了一遍!連向來天不怕地不怕的崎路小仙,都嚇到一個人窩在床上時瑟瑟發抖。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我變成破袋子你們可開心了?哼,破了我就拿春意濃師父的花紗紗來補自己,反正背著丟臉也是百里泣大師父。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">怕歸怕,崎路人依舊是個不服輸的!想好自己變成個有花紗紗補丁的袋子後,隔日便獨自一人上雲渡山領罰。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">走著走著在半山腰遇上一臉萎靡的慕少艾,崎路人很有義氣地拍了拍對方的肩道:「安啦!少艾你都負責救人的,一頁書前輩就算不放過你,打也會打小力點……真挨不過我幫你扛!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「胡說什麼呢!人救歸救我平時也沒少出手跟著打,這回拔鳥毛出了意外我更是責無旁貸……反正昨晚熬夜煉了一堆傷藥,等等要被打屁股前先吞個幾顆吧?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">正當崎路人幫著慕少艾分藥時,雲渡山上忽然響起了三聲驚天響雷,然後一陣氣勁襲來!他倆眼明手快地合力接住了橫飛自身前的物體。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「素還真!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">兩人定睛一看才發覺是渾身破破爛爛的白蓮小仙,同時嚇得嚷嚷起來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真睜開眼抹了把臉,一聲不吭地拿過慕少艾手上的仙藥開始猛灌,不多時又恢復成原本白白淨淨的模樣。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「好啦!我挨完三掌你們不用上去了。」運完氣後周身舒坦的素還真,朝滿臉擔憂的小夥伴們露出個明朗笑容。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「你一個人扛幹嘛啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「你倆一個布袋、一個弱草,總不能讓崎路身上多了補丁,少艾被掌風吹飛吧?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「你一朵白蓮花是有比我好到哪去?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">慕少艾氣到眼睛都紅了!這朵死白蓮大概昨晚吩咐他煉藥時就下了一人獨扛的決定,難怪這藥多是針對草木系功體的療養,他就不該信他說崎路是神器貼塊補丁就會好!<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真張開臂膀,一手一邊搭住他倆的肩站起身笑道:「別小看玉波池裡養出的白蓮花!那可是療養聖池所以我天生抗打,而且面對大凡聖掌我早習慣了——實不相瞞這邊從小就沒少挨前輩揍過。沒辦法,師父是麒麟仁獸無法打殺,通常犯了錯都是把我拎去給前輩處理!所以我才會跟陽翼那麼不對盤啊,從小在他面前被罰到大丟臉死了!這回又是我慫恿崎路去蓋他布袋的,主罰算我,你倆回去抄經就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我以後再不說你是嬌花了……真是人不可貌相。」慕少艾就著那人擱在自己肩上的胳膊搭脈,確定素還真平安無事後終於鬆了口氣。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">反觀崎路人仍是一臉凝肅,蹙眉問道:「你常被一頁書前輩這樣打飛嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒有啦!前輩平時可疼我了,這回確實是我做得太過……陽翼可是前輩親眼看著破殼誕生的,名為座騎實為心頭肉。哪個人看到自家崽崽毛禿了那麼一大塊不心疼發火?轟我三掌著實算輕,而且定是發覺你們來了才把我拍飛到此處……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「那就好,等抄完經我們三人再一起上山認錯。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗯嗯嗯。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真深深覺得有小夥伴陪著就是好,哪像自家師弟們回回上雲渡山來拖他回家,一個酸言酸語得理不饒人、另個哭哭啼啼搞得他活像是即將一命歸西似的……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">走著走著素還真忽然想起一事,偏頭朝友人問道:「是說崎路,你的蓋遍小仙友布袋計畫還缺幾人啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路人聞言愣了愣囁嚅道:「是還剩下一些沒蓋完,可是你們……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我們當然要繼續跟著你啦!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真嘖了聲,伸手將崎路人勾得更緊了些,「這屆的小仙家可瞧不起草木系了!老嫌我跟少艾一個嬌花、一個弱草,連主動約架都不肯。真要組陣也會將我和少艾分開,單純當我們兩個是後援拳頭都不讓出一下……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,素還真說得沒錯!可崎路你就不一樣了,只有你是真的把我們當一起鬥陣的小夥伴,要知道你當初決定帶兩個草木系組天地人時,有多少人在暗地裡笑你這小鹿怕是吃草昏了頭。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「所以啊,此仇不報非君子!我跟少艾賴定你了。而且你還是風雷六聖之徒,將來肯定有出戰機會,屆時別忘了帶上我倆一起玩啊,敢反悔就絕交!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「戰場刀劍無眼你們不怕啊……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路人不是不知道自己身為法器類的天命,師父們這麼嚴苛的訓練自己,對他四處約戰的行為睜隻眼閉隻眼的原因也在此,可現在竟然有兩個明明可以安穩度日的草木傻瓜說要陪自己赴戰……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「怕什麼?比起面對眾小仙家有眼無珠,一生被當成嬌花弱草可怕多了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,白蓮花所言甚是!所以實戰經驗越早練起來越好,你要蓋多少布袋我們都奉陪到底。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「好——」崎路人重新揚起了鬥志朝他倆咧嘴一笑,「擇期不如撞日,抄經前再找一組蓋他!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「那素某誠摯推薦玄天六陽!一次兩組蓋好蓋滿,尤其裡頭有個叫青陽的囂張得很,我總有一天要打到他叫大哥。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,白蓮花你這就算私仇了啊,那頭羊上回啃了你千層雪妹妹的葉子一口都道過歉了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗚哇,聽起來好八卦!快說快說……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">就這樣,他們三人一起完成了蓋遍眾小仙家布袋的宏願,由於領頭的每每是騎著仙鹿的崎路,於是在眾小仙口中得了個「騎鹿大仙太猖狂」的渾名。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">再過了數百年,已長成仙者的崎路人迎來了自己的初戰,百里泣瞧著手中孽徒遞來的請戰表,蹙眉嘆道:「頭回出戰不跟著大部隊一起打就算了,你自請深入敵陣還只帶兩個人是什麼意思?崎路啊崎路你莫要太猖狂了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,關於這點百里泣大人著實不用太過擔心。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">青年帶笑的嗓音伴隨一陣濃厚藥香響起,百里泣抬頭見著年紀輕輕卻已盡得藥神真傳的慕少艾,身後還跟著白蓮仙君一起撩開帳幕走了進來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">當年破格飛昇仙君的素還真,實力確實不容小覷,幾年歷練下來更添了應對合宜的本事。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">只見他拱手朝百里泣行了一禮,指著佈陣圖言笑晏晏道:「百里泣大人,深入敵陣最忌打草驚蛇,崎路並非妄言,確實只需我們三人便足矣。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,大人,我們三人組天地人法陣的能耐,相信您這幾百年聽各路仙家打小報告,都聽到耳朵長繭了吧!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路人瞧著一左一右同自己並肩齊站的好友們,揚起抹痞笑朝百里泣雙手一攤。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「大師父,得友如此徒弟注定只能張狂一輩子啊!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">於是在很多年後他騎著鹿,懷抱著友人家稚子同他說起年少的豐功偉業時,由衷感慨地揚起一抹真心笑意。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">騎鹿大仙之所以能打遍天下無敵手,是因為知道在無畏衝鋒的身後,總守著兩個知心且可靠的草木系摯友——所謂猖狂,那是他們共同締造的傳說。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">【後記】這是一個關於嬌花、弱草、布袋仙,年少太輕狂的故事~<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">゚<span lang="EN-US"> )</span>人<span lang="EN-US">(</span>゚</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>人 <span lang="EN-US">( </span>゚</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 細明體;">)</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">那天隨手拿起《神君,今晚度劫嗎?》翻了兩翻,比起一口糖花一口刀的本篇,崎路大仙真是輕鬆可愛到爆炸!<span lang="EN-US">(´▽`ʃ</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Courier New";">ƪ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">)"</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">最喜歡兄弟情義了!一生一起推~然後看完才發現當初趕著寫完出本好像還沒放出來?(喂)今天立夏明天端午,就放出個小艾草慕少艾來應景應景~<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">自己很喜歡神君系列裡嬌花弱草的設定,雖然一個是全能攻擊法師、一個是暴力移動補師XD然後小布袋仙一邊怕被前輩打破洞,一邊賭氣要拿花紗紗當補釘也超~可~愛~~<span lang="EN-US">(*´</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">`)~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: "Courier New";">♥</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="tab-stops: 283.85pt; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">大熱天又逢加班加到爆真心需要療癒,希望三小仙能在這個酷熱的夜晚帶給大家一點歡樂ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體;">゚<span lang="EN-US">▽</span>゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #274e13; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 12pt;"><span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span></span><p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-89251048772920045662023-06-11T15:38:00.003+08:002023-06-11T15:52:27.863+08:00【留仙番外】誰遣南柯入夢中<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="華康仿宋體W4" style="color: #073763;"></span><span style="color: #073763;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">驟雨忽至,看著眼前一時半會不打算消停的雨勢,隱於岩洞的素還真嘖了聲,朝身側友人嘆道:「看來今晚的夜獵是難以成行了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">葉小釵朝素還真做了個隨自己歸家避雨的手勢,那人卻朝他搖了搖頭。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「謝啦!采鈴和續緣還在等我回去,下次吧。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">葉小釵看著眼前連綿不絕、範圍甚廣的雨幕,蹙著眉想替對方至少找幾片姑婆芋葉遮擋,卻被那人按住肩笑道:「別忙活了,偶爾淋點雨也無妨!你自己歸家也小心些。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">言畢,踏出岩洞便縱身踏枝而去,葉小釵看著素還真穿梭林間的身影,突然憶起昔年那人一襲白衣宛若謫仙的風采。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">只是尚來不及感慨流光瞬息駒過隙,便被孩子突如其來的大嗓門給打斷。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「嚇死本小開了!剛剛在林間竄來竄去的是素老頭那個冒壁鬼吧?葉啊小釵你管管你朋友,大雨夜的也不怕驚到人!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">『怎麼來了?』<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">葉小釵愣愣看著提著風燈的蕭竹盈隨後步入,朝自己笑著解釋:「有人著急自家沒帶傘的祖父,翻來覆去地不肯睡!我便想著來替你和素還真送送傘,可惜來遲了一步。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「本小開才沒有!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「咦,祖母說得是花非花呀,小開這麼急著否認,頗有此地無銀三百兩之嫌喲。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「……沒有就是沒有!快點回家啦。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">葉小釵同蕭竹盈對視了眼,有些無奈地笑著一把抱起孩子塞進身後竹簍,在他的抗議聲中牽過妻子的手,擎著傘一起歸家。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">另一邊,自家絕世輕功卻被個黃口小兒嫌棄到不行的素還真,狠狠地打了個大噴嚏!鄰近家門看著一身狼狽的自己,決定還是轉進浴間先弄乾爽了再進屋。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">於是當他踏入房中時已近深更,續緣伏在風采鈴膝上沉沉睡著,那人愛憐輕撫孩子背脊,抬眸朝歸來的自己嫣然一笑——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「你回來了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「讓妳擔心了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">怕驚擾孩子素還真緩步趨前,任風采鈴將纖指探入自己髮間摩挲。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「我去幫你煮個薑茶驅寒可好?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「不了,我現在比較想直接鑽入暖好的被窩裡安睡一場。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">言罷素還真小心翼翼抱起續緣,原想將孩子帶回他自己的房中,但在睡意矇矓間感受到父親氣息的素續緣,伸出手環住素還真頸項,偎在他胸前眷眷地蹭了蹭,喃聲喚著「爹爹」。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「爹爹在呢。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">素還真輕聲哄著,同時聽見妻子說孩子因他夜獵遇雨而擔心了一宿,更覺心疼!頓時便捨不得放他孤身回房,任續緣倚在自己肩頭一如他襁褓之時般安睡。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「你手不痠嗎?我們續緣如今已不是奶娃娃了。」見狀風采鈴打趣問道,換得那人癟嘴輕哼。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「妳信不信素某能抱一輩子!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「信——老和崎路師兄埋怨我寵孩子,真該讓他聽聽你如今這番癡語。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「妳確實寵續緣勝過寵我。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「素還真……你都多大個人了,別同孩子爭寵。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">所幸已然安適熟睡的素續緣,對於自己成為父母今夜鬥嘴談資渾然未覺,兀自揪著父親一綹雪髮徜徉夢海。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">似有所感,素還真忍不住打了個呵欠,風采鈴貼心地往床內側挪了挪,笑著提議道:「今晚還是一起睡吧?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「嗯。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">被孩子暖熱的體溫焐得睡意漸濃,素還真放緩動作抱著續緣鑽入被窩,風采鈴仍有些不放心地伸手過來探他額溫,他索性捉住妻子的手,將臉眷眷偎入對方掌中。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「我也想聽</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">睡</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">前故事,同續緣一樣就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「可《留仙傳》你該聽膩了……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">風采鈴突然有些好奇,雖然行過一個又一個抉擇的岔道,命途最終將他們繫在一起,可她卻從未問過昔年謫仙甘於平凡的因由。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「你覺得,最後仙人又為何願意留下呢?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">聞言,素還真傾身越過孩子朝她更靠近了些,適才慎而重之地答道:「自然是因為喜歡啊,如同我喜歡妳那般的喜歡。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">風采鈴有些羞赧地瞋了丈夫一眼,卻掩不住唇角上揚的歡喜,柔聲道了句「寐善」後,於他眉間朱砂落吻。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「我忽然有些捨不得睡……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">素還真猶不饜足地呶了呶嘴,換得那人如銀鈴般淺笑輕輕,柔荑捧著他的臉安撫地摩挲。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「安心睡吧!明天特別給你蒸碗黃粱,飯熟了我和續緣都還在。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「就怕夢裡不知身是客。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">「那便得貪歡處且貪歡。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">那人的吻終是如他所願地落在了唇上,素還真在彼此交換的吐息中緩緩闔眼——在這遠離塵囂的留仙處,似是有著誰曾遺忘的夢境,所幸那些溫柔繾綣與希冀,不再只是一幀斑駁零落的丹青圖景。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">【後記】今天也是在大江傷口撒糖的一天!ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;"><b>゚▽゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ</b></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">當初《留仙》寫到最後的丹青圖景時,雙花也不管某人還深陷磨字磨句的地獄,愉快地冒出來說什麼孩子聽著故事伏在膝頭睡著、妻子抬眸朝夜歸的自己嫣然一笑——這場景擺明了是自家系列的標配啊!必須安排成成篇<span lang="EN-US">(</span>≧</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: LiuLiTaiXingShu;">∀</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">≦<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ゞ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">不是啊……我說你成篇就成篇,<b>為何還要帶上自家好友一家一起加戲?我只有要寫短番!你只是個短番!
<span lang="EN-US">(#`</span>Д´<span lang="EN-US">)</span></b></span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;"><b>ノ</b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">雖然很想給金小開本場最佳(吐槽)<span lang="EN-US">MVP (</span></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">_</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span face="細明體" lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;">)</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span><span face="細明體" lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">但身為撒糖爆字專門科的雙花,這回依舊靠著自身實力力挽狂瀾<span lang="EN-US">(</span>?<span lang="EN-US">)</span>於劇情後半牢牢掌控主導權,<span lang="EN-US">MVP</span>該有的福利一個沒落!精準在大江的每一個傷口上蹦跳撒糖兼開花~深深掌握何謂虐著虐著就笑了的精髓<span lang="EN-US">(</span>喂<span lang="EN-US">)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">反正一個越虐另個就越甜,大江跟雙花互為夢境表裡的設定,細思就是虐!<span lang="EN-US">(</span>´▽<span lang="EN-US">`</span>ʃ♡</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">ƪ</span><span face="細明體" lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;">)"</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">接下來七八月是工作忙碌期,在這之前能填多少是多少,打算要用滿滿的雙花跟五花來放飛自我、療癒身心!大家下回見ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span>✿</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">゚</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">▽</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">゚</span><span face="細明體" lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763;">)</span><span face="細明體" style="color: #073763;">ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-48113652189595562802023-06-06T23:56:00.004+08:002023-06-06T23:56:47.044+08:00【江南時雨】留仙(下)<p><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;"> </span>
</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">經過一段時日的磨練,素還真說睡前故事的技巧終於得到了娃娃認可,今夜他依約在她的床畔手執書卷、倚著床欄準備說故事。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">娃娃翻了個身趴伏在他膝頭撒嬌道:「哥哥、哥哥——采鈴今天想聽神仙會留下來的故事!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「躺好,妳這姿勢待會睡著一翻回床榻又該醒了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「醒了那便再聽回故事就睡了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「於我而言,賴皮的孩子不值得人哄喔。」素還真感到好笑地戳了戳娃娃為此氣鼓的雙頰,嘆笑道:「不過我們娃娃例外就是了。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「就知道哥哥最好了!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">天真易哄的小丫頭瞬間氣消,朝他重新展露燦爛笑顏,素還真不無感慨地想道:怎麼他們續緣幼時就沒這般嬌憨可愛的好脾性?別說打罵,他怕是連對方蹙個眉都會心疼到捨不得……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">一思及續緣素還真便忍不住嘆息,現如今別說是皺眉了,他每每瞧見續緣謹小慎微地忖度他們父子相處的距離,傷痕累累卻仍是朝自己微笑的模樣,便覺得滿心疼痛與不捨。
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">『爹親,今天的故事是不是很難選啊?』<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">在他曾經的幻夢裡,他們母子應是被自己小心藏妥,在遠離風波之處安適地生活。倘若今日江湖無浪,續緣會纏著歸憩的自己說故事,無所顧忌、沒有隔閡,他會同自己撒嬌耍賴如尋常父子,等待互道一聲「寐善」後安穩入眠。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「哥哥,今天的故事是不是很難選啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">娃娃關心地探問將他拉回現實,素還真偏頭朝她笑了笑,「不如讓我們娃娃來決定吧,妳想聽什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「那我想聽仙人會留下來的故事!不要像董永的七仙女那樣,最後又回到天上去。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「留仙傳說嗎……」素還真沉吟了會後反問道:「那妳是想聽如何將神仙留下來,還是神仙自己留下來的故事?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「有什麼不一樣嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「就結果來說沒什麼不一樣,只是留仙的人和留下來的仙心緒上的差異。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">他想起從前那人也和自己討論過散佚在各處的留仙傳說,他們從玄門異法論及仙凡在此事上不同的心緒因由。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「那麼,最後仙人又為何留下?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">言談間朱雀雲丹印好了新的香篆,纖白柔荑點燃灰中蓮紋再覆上博山爐蓋,素還真凝著沉香裊裊環山圍繞,那人提問似是求仙道上的障難魔考,聲聲叩問著留塵因由。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">他如今回想起當時自己還是太年輕了,沒有參透那人隱忍與糾結,滿心想著的依舊是與詭譎世局競逐。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「或許是因自身能力不足,亦或是心懷悲憫吧?不過以人留仙多為私利,如此有違天道之舉,故而傳說中多以塵仙歸天收場,朱姑娘以為呢?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「素賢人認為半點思凡的因由也無嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「那便算道心不堅,合該作繭自縛。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">言猶在耳,他足穿二十四根銅釘,在世人的嘲諷與非難中,一步一血走向他們的終局。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">只是自己認為情實難矣、義無反顧的一切,在那人眼中卻全成了自身的罪過,於是當他們終得以再次相見之時,風采鈴白紗覆面朝他艱難躬身,頷首低道——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「對不起。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「你我何須言此?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">他伸手想扶住對方,那人卻退了半步,低垂著眼眸強忍那些翻湧的情思,同自己剖白心跡。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「縱有再多不得已,我也難以否認其間藏有私心,累你至此我很抱歉……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「有些事……若非兩廂情願終難成,真要論私心與愧疚,劣者亦不亞於妳。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">疏離在沉默中蔓延,他其實真正想說的、想聽的、想證明存於彼此之間的,並非那些抱歉與愧疚。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">只是了悟來得太晚太遲,應宣之於口的總隱於心,那份太過隱微的情感終是將彼此割裂得遍體鱗傷——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">曾經她認為他是自己強留的仙,於是毅然選擇轉身孤守山林,自此天各一方。殊不知她才是他難留的仙,費盡苦心隱忍算計終求不得一個圓滿,徒留他們的孩子以「續緣」之名,昭顯那些曾有的希冀與盼望。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">從此她成了他再無法輕易言說的一道傷,反覆撕扯著反覆結痂,始終鮮血淋漓地懸在心上,說到底,是自己甘之如飴地不肯放下。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">於是他同娃娃說著虛構的完滿,天界的仙與凡世的人互剖心跡後,隱於塵外度過了幸福安穩的一生。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「那麼,妳覺得仙人又為何留下呢?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">說完故事後他同娃娃複述那人昔年提問,已顯睏意的娃娃打了個呵欠,蹭了蹭懷中抱著的兔娃娃咕噥道:「自然是因為很喜歡、很喜歡有著那人的這世間啊……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「是啊,真正的答案一直是喜歡呢。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">如果能早些讓那人知道就好了。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">素還真替睡著的娃娃蓋</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">好錦</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">被,孤身回到寓居的時雨軒,書案上那日比繪霜竹的畫材猶在,他躊躇了會終是裁紙研墨描繪起虛構的幻夢。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">年幼的續緣聽完睡前故事後,偎在她膝上沉沉入睡。那人愛憐地撫過孩子背脊,抬眸朝歸來的自己嫣然一笑——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">窗外夜雨忽起,空竹蓄水扣石似</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">疏鐘斷鼓,驚醒羈客。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">「曾望暢寄丹青景,夢覺忽悟入南柯……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">素還真喃聲喟嘆,伸手輕輕撫上畫中人的臉,將所有未竟的溫柔繾綣凝為一句「寐善」,然後親手將畫牢牢捲起,他知道那些未乾的墨跡會將之永遠封存,若再揭開也只剩一幀斑駁零落。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">昔人已杳、仙蹤難覓,有些夢還是莫做為好,最好連自己也當未曾知曉。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p align="right" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: right; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">慕曦語 寫於<span lang="EN-US"> 2022/12/22~2023/6/6</span>(芒種)<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">【後記】六月六日斷腸日,怎能少了斷腸人代表參上?ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span></b><b style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">゚<span lang="EN-US">▽</span>゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">連續幾個月寫慣了有愛大聲講、有機可趁就要親的五花,突然跳回九曲迴腸一根腸子彷彿能打十八個結<span lang="EN-US">(</span>?<span lang="EN-US">)</span>的大江我整個超不習慣<span lang="EN-US">OTZ</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">雖然當年的原初設定便是如此,但大江真的是有夠沉重!不知到底是在沉重幾點?這樣真心很難寫◢▆▅▄▃崩╰<span lang="EN-US">(</span>〒皿〒<span lang="EN-US">)</span>╯潰▃▄▅▇◣<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">但自己當時年少的設定,哭著、磨著要好好寫完!至少一年一篇我還是扛得住的<span lang="EN-US">(</span>喂<span lang="EN-US">)<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"> </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">自己蠻喜歡「夢覺忽悟入南柯」那句,真心很有大江<span lang="EN-US">style</span>~雖然短短兩句又是讓人斟酌個老半天,修了又改、改了又修,磨王大江才覺得滿意給通過……<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">然後寫到一半,雙花還快樂地冒出來,表示對夢境畫卷梗表示喜歡!完全就是在自家長兄<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">傷口上撒糖</b>的行為<span lang="EN-US">(≧</span></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">≦<span lang="EN-US">)</span></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">ゞ╮<span lang="EN-US">(</span>′~‵〞<span lang="EN-US">)</span>╭(大江表示習慣)<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">於是在被大江虐完後,明天或周末我們可以擁有甜甜雙花版的《留仙》,甜虐搭配,絕對夠味!我們下回見~ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="color: #073763; font-family: 細明體;">゚<span lang="EN-US">▽</span>゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-86303105122326719852023-05-22T01:02:00.003+08:002023-05-22T01:02:21.352+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】0258520(下)<p>
</p><p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">於是成功拉了海殤君來為自己擋下前輩碎念攻擊的素還真,並沒有眾人想像中來得失落。原因無他:點數沒了再敗就有!何況耗費的大半是代買銀波鏡含時所得,用在宿舍出遊上正好免去他所剩無多的良心不安。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">而且團體旅行中最不缺的就是有人幫著帶孩子,在哄睡孩子後(其實是一起快樂地打枕頭仗打到耗盡體力),人夫們彼此露出心照不宣的微笑,準備迎接各自的白色情人節時光。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">所以當風采鈴沐浴完後,發現只有素還真一個人候在房中時,露出了瞭然又無奈的笑容。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣說想跟其他小朋友一起睡大通鋪。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「現在有沒有覺得和大家一起出來旅行其實還不賴?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴忍不住打趣問道,素還真不置可否地挑了挑眉權充應答,然後從行李中翻出個做工精細的木製密碼盒遞予她。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「白色情人節快樂!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴愣怔接過,驚喜的同時有些慌亂地答道:「謝謝,可是我</span><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">……</span><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「貼心如我幫妳想好了回禮參考,就藏在解開盒子的密碼裡,不用謝。」欣賞妻子難得手足無措的可愛模樣,素還真忍著笑用指節扣了扣木盒,「提示:七字密碼中前四字已經固定好了,無需想得太複雜,這回走俗套但真誠的小學生告白路線。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「不能降級為幼稚園程度直接告訴我嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「可那樣就半點趣味也無了,不妨先試著自己解解看吧!真想不出等我洗完澡再告訴妳答案。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">言畢素還真撈過自己的衣物吹著口哨離開,留下風采鈴一個人研究木盒。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">0258</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">……」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">她撫過轉輪上的數字喃聲反覆,不是彼此與孩子的生日、也不是紀念日,思索間腦中浮現素還真那些刻意的提示:不複雜、很俗套、小學生等級</span><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">……</span><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴忽然就想起,前陣子續緣纏著素還真玩數字諧音,最後兩人還鬥起嘴來的畫面。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #4c1130; font-family: "MS Gothic";"></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">『</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">06537</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你惹我生氣!』</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">『</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">0837065</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你別生氣原諒我。』</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">『</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">07382</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你欺善怕惡!』</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">『</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">02825 25065</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你愛不愛我?愛我原諒我。』</span><span lang="EN-US"> </span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">『</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">02746 206</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你噁心死了</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-hansi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">……</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">愛你啦!』</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">所以,「</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">0258</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">」是——</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「你愛我吧?」風采鈴緩聲唸出後忍俊不禁地笑了,答案如此顯而易見,那人卻仍執著於她每一次肯定的回答。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">轉動數字後木盒開啟,天鵝絨布上躺著一枚鎏金琺瑯的紅玫瑰髮夾,下方優雅垂落的珠串宛若此刻微笑的弧度,溫潤動人。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真擦著未乾的頭髮踏出浴間時,瞧見的便是眼前這一幕,他趨前將髮夾斜置於妻子耳上笑道:「果然襯妳。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「謝謝,我很喜歡這份禮物。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴微偏著頭,纖指撫上髮側垂落得恰到好處的珠飾,朝丈夫展露燦爛笑顏,那人伸手捧過她的臉跟著歪了歪頭,賣乖道:「那我的回禮呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴衝著素還真嫣然一笑,然後在他湊近前迅速拉起對方掛在脖子上的毛巾,蒙頭蓋臉往他髮上胡亂擦去。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「我決定幫你好好吹乾頭髮當作回禮!附加頭皮按摩跟養護梳理服務。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「咦!回禮不是密碼那三個字嗎?我以為我暗示得很明顯……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「太刻意了,而且你方才說的是『參考』而不是明確要求,如何回禮自然由我自己決定,你若不滿也可以選擇不接受?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴微瞇起眼朝對方挑了挑眉,素還真也只能乖乖背過身落坐於床沿,任妻子拿過吹風機吹起頭髮,邊有些埋怨地嘟嚷著</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「妳明知道我不可能拒絕……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「你也明知道我的答覆不是嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴以指梳理著丈夫半乾的雪色髮絲,在機械轟鳴中貼上對方的耳,緩聲說出那人最希冀的三個字。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">熱意瞬間自耳畔竄至雙頰,他此時反而不敢轉過身去看她,風采鈴替素還真吹乾頭髮後自身後擁住他,淺笑輕輕。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「不為什麼特別的節日,祝我們在一起的日子天天快樂。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗯。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">覺得此時再多的話語也僅是虛言,他扣握住她的手,在加深的擁抱中於無名指吻落約誓。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="color: #4c1130;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】從白情到</span><span lang="EN-US">520</span></b><b style="color: #4c1130;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,愛情是不挑節慶日復一日的細水長流</span><span lang="EN-US">(´</span></b><b style="color: #4c1130;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽</span><span lang="EN-US">`ʃ</span></b><b style="color: #4c1130;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US">ƪ)"<br />
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">所以沒在節日發文也只是剛好而已</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">喂</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">雲渡山宿舍諧音系列於此終告一段落</span><span lang="EN-US">XD</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #4c1130; font-family: 新細明體;">中間某素跟續緣的數字諧音鬥嘴,根本就是幼稚小學生吵架實況</span><span style="color: #4c1130;"><span lang="EN-US">OTZ</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">於是為了拉回這太過幼稚的氛圍,只能靠采鈴拉主</span><span lang="EN-US">KEY</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">給我們一個清新討喜</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的結尾~君不見某人這回連個嘴都沒親到(爆笑)</span></span></p>
<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-66891706005394788942023-05-15T01:55:00.001+08:002023-05-15T01:55:15.767+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】愛是稀飯咖哩<p><span style="color: #783f04;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴因工作的關係明天即將展開為期七日的出差,當晚她正收拾行李時孩子從大開的門邊探頭,可憐兮兮地問著能不能進來,她望向孩子癟著嘴的模樣實在像極了某人,忍俊不禁朝孩子招招手,然後將他圈進懷裡柔聲安撫起來。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「我們續緣怎麼看起來這麼不開心吶?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「媽咪一定要出差這麼久嗎……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「因為是很重要的工作,必須要到當地去實際視察才穩妥,媽咪會每天跟你還有爹地視訊的!你說這樣好不好?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">素續緣點了點頭,然後看著地上攤平的行李箱突然窩了進去,然後滿懷期待地問道:「還是媽咪把續緣一起打包走吧!續緣小小的,媽咪還有半個行李箱可以放衣服。」<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「那你上學怎麼辦呢?而且連你都跟媽咪一起出差的話家裡就只剩爹地了,你放心他一個人在家嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「那爹地跟我們一起去!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴嘆息地喚了孩子一句,然後將他從行李箱裡抱出來,素續緣窩在母親懷裡努力消化情緒,他其實知道自己不該任性,可是一想到媽咪要出門這麼、這麼久,他就覺得很難受……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「七天很快就過去了,續緣乖乖和爹地一起等媽咪回來好嗎?」風采鈴貼著孩子的額,親暱地同他碰了碰鼻尖哄道。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「好。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">素續緣輕輕回蹭後應了聲窩回母親懷中,風采鈴摟著他搖啊搖、不斷說著鼓勵的話語,待孩子情緒平復後才開始囑託自己離家時應注意的事項。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「媽咪煮了一大鍋續緣最喜歡吃的牛肉咖哩,通通分裝好放在冷凍庫裡,續緣想媽咪時就請爹地熱給你吃好嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣每天都會很想媽咪的!這樣還夠吃嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「一定夠的,你再想媽咪也不可能餐餐吃咖哩啊。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「就餐餐吃</span><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">……</span><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">」孩子噘著嘴信誓旦旦的模樣實在像極了賭氣時的素還真,面對那人還能虧上一句別鬧孩子脾氣,可他們的續緣就還只是個孩子而已。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴愛憐地捧過素續緣肉嘟嘟的小臉揉了揉,同他保證:「放心吧,那也管夠的!吃完媽咪就回來了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">素續緣有些半信半疑地問道:「媽咪有在咖哩裡放胡蘿蔔嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">知曉孩子提問背後的涵意,風采鈴促狹地眨了眨眼,「有啊,特別放了很多很多,所以爹地不會跟你搶的。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「原來如此,難怪媽咪那麼有信心。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">覺得自家媽咪真是聰慧過人的同時,素續緣像個小大人般摩挲著下巴嘆道:「可是有時候愛能戰勝恐懼喔!爹地如果真的有勇氣吃下充滿胡蘿蔔的咖哩,續緣也不是不願意分享。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「這番話還是別讓你爹地知曉為好。若讓他以為愛情要靠敢吃胡蘿蔔來向孩子證明,你的咖哩庫存就危險了!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「難道媽咪就不好奇嗎?」一邊是情實難矣、義無反顧為愛吃著胡蘿蔔的爹地,一邊是自己在媽咪出差期間寄存思念的咖哩,素續緣為此陷入了深深糾結。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴有些無奈地戳了孩子眉間一記,嗔道:「你這小腦袋瓜胡思亂想些什麼呢?我和你爹地的感情可沒薄弱到需要靠這等小事來證明。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「可是得證愛情的同時又能讓挑食的爹地吃胡蘿蔔,如此一舉兩得的美事媽咪怎麼就不想嘗試呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「可能,是因為知道你爹地真的很不喜歡吃紅蘿蔔吧……續緣你記著,如果為了想知道一個人有多喜歡自己,而讓對方勉強自己來證明,這樣無視他人痛苦的行為是一件很過分的事情喔。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣知道了。」慎而重之地點了點頭,素續緣凝著風采鈴半晌忽爾笑道:「媽咪妳真的很喜歡爹地耶!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言風采鈴薄紅著臉淺淺笑開:「媽咪也很喜歡續緣啊!為了身體健康我還是很希望你們能均衡飲食,所以在還能承受的範圍內,多少攝取些沒那麼喜歡的食物好嗎?媽咪會努力把它們變得好吃的。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「只要是媽咪煮的,續緣都會努力吃光光!因為續緣也最喜歡媽咪了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「乖孩子,要鼓勵爹地一起努力唷!媽咪不在時就拜託你了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴柔聲囑託後得到了肯定的答覆,於是心滿意足親了親孩子柔嫩的臉龐,打算先抱小傢伙回房哄睡再繼續整理行李,素續緣卻在此時提出了另一個大哉問。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「媽咪,我確定爹地會熱咖哩,可是飯怎麼辦呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「白飯而已,你爹地應該沒有問題……吧?」風采鈴說著說著陷入自我懷疑,素還真應該是會煮飯的吧?</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「爹地只會煮稀飯啦!他還說過不管是飯煮太硬、還是太軟,最後加水放到瓦斯爐上滾一滾,最後都會變成完美的稀飯!可是續緣不想吃咖哩配稀飯……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴偏頭想了想,從抽屜中拿出自己的零錢包遞給孩子,「這樣吧!媽咪把零錢包給續緣,想吃咖哩的時候,就去續緣幫忙跑腿過的那家蒸飯店買飯回來,那樣就不怕稀飯配咖哩了!不過你要出門前一定要跟爹地報備喔。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「嗯,續緣會說想吃五穀飯,這樣爹地就不會因為煮不出白飯難過了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「我們續緣怎麼這麼貼心!媽咪要多說兩個睡前故事給最善良、最勇敢、最會乖乖看家的小朋友。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">於是當晚原本也想纏著妻子撒嬌的某人,左等右等、等到連行李都幫忙收拾好了,卻只等來了呵欠連連的妻子。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「我明天還要早起……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「知道了,睡吧。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「咦?」風采鈴有些詫異地眨眨眼,「你這回這麼乾脆?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「勸妳在我還沒反悔前去梳洗沐浴,然後上床乖乖睡覺。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴笑著給了丈夫一個吻,附耳悄聲說道:「給貼心的你一個獎勵,冷凍庫最右邊的牛肉咖哩是少胡蘿蔔的版本,要努力吃光喔!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「獎勵不該是連半塊胡蘿蔔也沒有嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言素還真不甚滿意地挑了挑眉,風采鈴以吻熨平他眉間摺痕笑問:「你確定要把寶貴的睡前時間,浪費在計較胡蘿蔔數量的多寡?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真嘆了口氣,環上妻子的腰將人拉進懷裡悶聲問道:「我還能擁有妳多少睡前時間?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">風采鈴沒有給予明確的答覆,只是主動捧過他的臉纏綿吻上——</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">隔天一線生下班後正打算到黃昏市場悠閒地晃一晃,卻見市場外側蒸飯店的排隊人龍中出現了一個熟悉的小小身影。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「續緣!你怎麼一個人在這裡,素還真呢?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「媽咪出差了,續緣自己來買飯!」小續緣驕傲的從口袋掏出二十元朝一線生說道:「續緣很聰明沒有把媽咪的零錢包整個帶出來,這些錢就能買好大一袋白飯喔!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">聞言一線生的腦中浮現當女主人不在時,素家悽慘無比的飯桌——微波食品、罐頭、肉鬆、醃菜配白飯……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「乖乖!別排隊了來伯伯家吃飯。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「可是爹地會微波——」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「不管微波什麼都讓他自個兒吃去!你正在長身體要吃得營養健康些,你媽咪也太見外了,不過多雙筷子的事回頭伯伯好好跟她溝通一下。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">於是那天結束工作,風采鈴有些無言地看著來自鄰居、師兄、還有當過續緣保母的各路叔伯,抱怨她太過見外的訊息。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">不得不說一線生的照片真的把一個人排隊買飯的續緣,拍得孤單弱小又可憐,就算知道實情風采鈴看著照片也莫名覺得此情此景令人不勝唏噓。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">於是晚上邊吃著晚餐邊同素還真視訊時,風采鈴忍不住同丈夫抱怨:「你當年在宿舍到底是有多不會照顧自己?大家知道我放你一個人顧續緣,反應好像我們家隨時會爆炸一樣……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「那是他們太誇張好嗎?我以前是不小心炸過幾次宿舍廚房沒錯,但我現在已經進化到會煮飯了!不信妳看——」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">隨著鏡頭移動,風采鈴無言地看著眼前的稀飯,內心認真覺得宿舍眾人的擔心其來有自。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「大家都是關心跟好意,你也別鬧脾氣,明天跟續緣一起上各家蹭飯吧?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「不要,我就要餐餐吃咖哩,這可是難得能獨佔妳的機會。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「那至少去蒸飯店買個飯……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">明明是自己煮的咖哩,但不知為何看素還真將之跟稀飯配在一起,莫名就變成了某種不好言說的黑暗料理。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">似是看穿她的心思,素還真癟嘴哼了聲:「不、要——於我而言,沒有什麼比<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">稀(喜)飯(歡)咖(和)哩(妳)一起</b>更好的了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">聽出那人的言外之意,風采鈴忍不住輕笑出聲揶揄道:「我發現你最近好像特別喜歡使用諧音。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「是嗎?若聽者亦有此意的話我會很開心的。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「我只是希望你下回別再用黑暗料理告白了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「沒有什麼黑暗是無法用愛跨越的,不管是稀飯咖哩還是胡蘿蔔。」素還真朝她眨眨眼,舀起一杓帶著胡蘿蔔的咖哩稀飯湊近唇邊。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「這邊深切感受到你證明愛情的勇氣跟決心了,謝謝。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">努力吞嚥下健康但不討喜的蔬菜,原本被濃郁辛香料掩蓋的根塊中心味道,被稀飯一沖便露出猙獰的原始風味,素還真忍不住反省起自己當年還是不夠努力,怎麼就沒能成功把胡蘿蔔給改造成白蘿蔔味再畢業呢?</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">看著素還真眉間蹙緊,風采鈴伸指想撫平卻只碰觸到了冰冷的螢幕,那人發現後將臉湊近螢幕蹭了蹭,朝她揚起一抹大大的微笑安撫。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「有比『謝謝』更令人心動的詞語嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">「我也最喜歡和你在一起。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">他們隔著螢幕將手貼在了一起,感受彼此無須刻意證明的愛情,存在於相守的每時每刻。</span></p>
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</span></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">寫於</span><span lang="EN-US"> 2023/5/1~5/14</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">(母親節)</span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">崎路:我賭一手啤酒某人根本等不了七天,週末就會把續緣丟給我們自己去給出差的師妹探班!╮</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">′~‵〞</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╭</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">藥師:呼呼,別浪費精力賭這種眾人皆知的事,老人家建議啤酒直接買起來~</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">( </span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US"> 3</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">)y</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▂ξ</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">少爺:噁!先來個人阻止他得意洋洋地上傳黑暗料理還自以為是愛情好嗎?</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(#`Д´)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">線杯:這樣就算噁心?騷年你終究被荼毒的太少、太年輕了……</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(´_</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゝ</span><span lang="EN-US">`)</span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】嗑什麼咖哩!嗑糖就飽了~</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">≧</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">≦</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #783f04;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゞ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">原本想著這篇是母親節賀文,戲份應是著重在小續緣跟采鈴之間,結果某人後半硬是拖過12點,憑一己之力平均了字數,走上吃糖吃到飽的人生贏家終局╮</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">′~‵〞</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╭</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">算了,不能踩點發賀文這事我已經平常心看待~寫好寫滿寫開心才是正途</span><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span><span lang="EN-US">٩(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ˊ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gadugi; mso-bidi-font-family: Gadugi;">ᗜ</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ˋ</span><span lang="EN-US">*)و</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span><span lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #783f04; font-family: 新細明體;">雖然我也覺得稀飯咖哩是哪來的超母湯黑暗料理,不過某人樂在其中就好!下回就是諧音梗系列的最後一篇,真心希望這回能在節日踩點發文~一起努力在夾縫填坑吧!ヽ</span><span style="color: #783f04;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></span></p>
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<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-42124331708683870962023-05-01T01:26:00.007+08:002023-05-01T02:07:24.439+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】愚人新生
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">為了防止某人臨陣脫逃,雲渡山宿舍眾人一致決定提前將連假計畫告知風采鈴母子,得知自己要和爹地媽咪一起去聽演唱會的小續緣興奮非常,每日一問從星間飛行跟國家地理變成了演唱會需知。<span lang="EN-US"> </span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「爹地、爹地~我們去演唱會要準備什麼?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「螢光棒、預備用的抗噪耳機和一個乖巧聽話的小朋友,這些我們都已經準備好啦。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「要背歌詞嗎?要一起大聲唱嗎?他們的歌好多喔!」<span lang="EN-US"> </span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「不用背歌詞,現場都有大螢幕提詞,也不用每一首都唱,人家請你唱再一起啦啦啦就好……是說我們續緣為何那麼興奮啊?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">相較於自家對演唱會充滿熱情的孩子,因著過往經歷對演唱會多少還有些抗拒的素還真,滿心無奈與不解地問道。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「因為這是續緣第一次聽演唱會啊!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">其實不是第一次喔……素還真默默在心底嘆息,但為了不讓自家寶貝提出更多大哉問,於是他選擇什麼也不多說陪孩子刷起演唱會歌單。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US"></span><p></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">此時風采鈴端著水果走進書房,瞧見拿著螢光棒對螢幕揮搖的孩子,忍不住笑問:「怎麼不去客廳用電視看?螢幕跟空間都比較大不是嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「爹地說到時候位置都是固定的,空間不大要續緣習慣小範圍蹦蹦跳跳!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「這麼較真?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">聞言素還真壓低音量,貼著妻子的耳無比哀怨地嘆道:「其實是因為我不想用螢幕放大過往陰影……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「都那麼多年了你還有什麼好過不去的?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">風采鈴有些畏癢地偏過臉,卻被那人一把抱至膝頭坐下,窩在她的頸邊悶聲低語:「始作俑者。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「公平點,這事你可也要負一半的責任。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「我是被甩的那個耶!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「我是之前被人嫌棄的那個。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">那人擁抱的力度因此更緊了些,靜默好一會後續問:「我們現在挺好的,對吧?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「一直都很好啊。」她笑著搔了搔對方的頭安撫道,「所以我很期待跟你一起去聽演唱會喔。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">那人應了聲權充答覆,便賴在她頸窩處藉著手部遮掩輕輕啃吻起來,風采鈴正想著要對方收斂點,偏頭便迎來孩子譴責的目光。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「爹地媽咪又在卿卿我我……你們練習認真點啦!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">堪堪擋下妻子慌亂的肘擊,素還真抬臉一本正色地回道:「咳,這也是演唱會的一環,續緣你要習慣身邊會有很多卿卿我我的大人喔。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「崎路叔叔說我們坐的是親子套票專區,不會有那麼多放閃不看場合的大人!爹地只須要克制自己就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">聞言素還真無比哀怨地看了妻子一眼,「雖然我當年發言真的是無心的,但這不是末日什麼才叫末日……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">日子便這樣在刷歌單中飛快地流逝,轉眼便來到了演唱會當天,素還真久違地穿上演唱會潮T跟牛仔褲,看了眼連身鏡中的自己——很好!依舊遠看二十一,近看一十二,除了身旁多了個黑髮縮小版的自己,跟著在鏡子前顧影自憐。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「爹地、爹地,續緣穿這樣好看嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「當然好看啊,就跟爹地一樣好看。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「……續緣比較想和媽咪一樣好看。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「沒辦法喔,因為你媽咪最最好看。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「沒關係,反正媽咪覺得續緣好看就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">不想同幼稚的爹地一般計較,素續緣率先停止了比誰好看的口頭爭鋒,跑去客廳再次檢查起自己的演唱會小背包,然後迫不及待地想趕快出門。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">拗不過孩子再三要求他們提前到達了會場,體育館外圍的集市人聲鼎沸、熱鬧非常。如果不是春日午後的微風拂面輕柔,現在的他們一人一邊牽著孩子的手,素還真會以為自己重返了那年冬末。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">風采鈴似是看透他的心思,笑著說:「今日解禁,看你是想吃雞排配珍奶還是烤小卷都去吧!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「妳也一起嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「嗯,這回一起逛吧。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真終究還是捨不得他們母子陪著在擁擠的人群中等候,尋了個藉口要她帶著孩子先去拍吉祥物,然後自己一個人踏上蒐集晚餐的旅程。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">最後一站他來到當年的飲料攤前,人龍宛如貪食蛇般沒有盡頭,他邊排隊邊低頭看著手上提著的雞排與烤小卷,覺得此情此景合該換上當年崎路提供的第三套服裝——花襯衫、吊嘎、海灘褲跟藍白拖,只差一手啤酒就能當個對方口中的正港演唱會男兒。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">一思及此素還真打開手機,拍了張照想給崎路人發去時,卻發現雲渡山宿舍群組中未讀訊息的提示正快速閃動與增加,他點開映入眼簾的便是眾人身著各色花襯衫,手上拿著色彩繽紛的調酒在藍天白雲襯托下,與港邊偌大的演唱會看板合照。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">金少爺還不改屁孩語調特別標註他,反正排隊也是無聊,素還真癟了癟嘴加快打字速度跟金少爺鬥起嘴來。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">大港瀟灑真少爺:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">這才是正港飄撇演唱會男兒,呼乾啦!某人不用太羨慕~<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">蓮返末日演唱會:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">是素某設想的不夠周到,下回幫你們全家買親子套票,帶小開跟花花一起來啊!正港演唱會男兒也要顧好奶爸身分。<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">≖</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">_</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">≖</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">)</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">✧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;"></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">大港瀟灑真少爺:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">替我爸媽謝謝阿叔,你們顧孩</span><span class="y2iqfc" style="color: #20124d;"><span lang="EN" style="font-family: 細明體; mso-ansi-language: EN;">double
date</span></span><span class="y2iqfc" style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體; mso-ansi-language: EN;">剛好!</span></span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">σ<span lang="EN-US">`</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">´)σ</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">蓮返末日演唱會:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">別忘了你也還是個孩子,一起來享受家庭溫暖啊。</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">ξ<span lang="EN-US">( </span></span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">✿</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">></span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">◡❛</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">) </span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">乾坤調酒十連抽:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真我師妹呢?你怎麼還有空跟屁孩吵嘴……<span lang="EN-US">(´_</span>ゝ<span lang="EN-US">`)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真發了拎著的雞排跟烤小卷、還有排隊的人龍照後眾人紛紛表示理解,然後一如當年刷起了一整排的「莫忘今宵」。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">老人家與空酒罈:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">沒有什麼<span lang="EN-US">PTSD</span>是過不去的,有就再多聽幾場演唱會!票管夠~</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">( </span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;"> ̄<span lang="EN-US"> 3</span> ̄<span lang="EN-US">)y</span>▂ξ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">乾坤調酒十連抽:</span></b><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">憨人啊,渡劫啦!σ<span lang="EN-US">`</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">´)σ</span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">看著群組裡翻湧著各式叫魂般的「渡劫順利」,素還真煩躁地收起手機,來到飲料攤前給自己點了杯全糖全冰的珍珠奶茶、還有給采鈴的金桔檸檬紅茶加酸梅,然後提著滿手戰利品前往與妻小會合。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">解決晚餐和飲料後終於到了入場時刻,小續緣迫不及待亮起了螢光棒,蹦蹦跳跳走在最前頭,驗票入座後沒一會演唱會便正式開始,幾首快歌過後他看著大螢幕上播放起當年串場的末日電影片段,頓時心驚膽戰起來!拚命翻找起腦中回憶,到底是在哪段劇情後會出現那張天殺的超音波照片?<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">奈何無論他怎麼回想,最明晰的依舊是那人在喧騰歡鬧的人群中那句「我們分手吧。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真面上不動聲色,卻忍不住伸手握住妻子的手,風采鈴偏頭朝他燦燦笑開,舒展指節與他十指交扣,螢幕上的男子此時終於做出另一種選擇,踏上平行宇宙同心儀的女子彈奏完定情的樂曲。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真嚥了嚥口水,有些緊張地打算在超音波照被發現前先說些什麼,風采鈴卻在此時湊近他耳畔低道:<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「你準備好再迎接一個小惡魔了嗎?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「蛤?」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">不用照鏡子素還真也知道自己此刻的表情有多精彩,風采鈴凝著他噗呲一笑!俏皮地眨眨眼續道:「騙你的,愚人節快樂。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">靜默了會素還真執起妻子的手,啃了一下以示不滿後無比認真地回答:「我可不打算把這件事當成玩笑,前往粉色第二月台的列車隨時可以出發!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">還未等風采鈴做出反應,素續緣在此時擠進他們倆中間插腰抱怨道:「爹地媽咪你們又在卿卿我我……克制一點專心看演唱會啦!」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「撤回前言,三個人的世界已然太過擁擠,我還是專心對付這隻史上最強第三者小惡魔就好。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「怎麼連孩子的醋也吃?你這樣會被師兄他們笑傻的……」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">「傻就傻吧!反正我甘之如飴。」<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">素還真認命地嘆了口氣將素續緣抱進懷裡,然後趁孩子被舞台煙火吸引全部注意力時,偏頭和妻子交換了一個纏綿的親吻。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">末日已過,他心甘情願當個愚人迎接新生,在屬於自己的這個宇宙裡,和那人攜手走向平凡安穩且幸福的人生。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">慕曦語 寫於 <span lang="EN-US">2023/4/30</span><span lang="EN-US">~5/1</span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">【後記】重啟末日演唱會之這回沒有超音波照片!擁有第二月台的平行世界不屬於這個宇宙ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span></b><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b style="color: #20124d;"><span style="font-family: 細明體;">゚▽゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></b></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">一眨眼從四月初來到了四月末,社畜的五月第一週迎來的是紮紮實實連四天加班,想到就忍不住眼神死……只好趁看某素歡樂慶生影片所帶來的動力一鼓作氣將這篇給填完!好的開始是成功的一半,希望五月能重新調整填坑步伐把進度趕一趕</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">✧◝</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">(</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">⁰▿⁰</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">)</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體; font-size: 10.5pt;">◜✧</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;"></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">然後<span lang="EN-US">35</span>週年的慶生影片真的超歡樂!少艾那個開頭我可以重複看上十遍!!!(喂,停下去填坑啦)還有超美好的素鈴緣一家三口劇情,嗚嗚嗚素還真你這回有老婆跟兒子等你回家吃飯了!QWQ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">整個內容就是塞好塞滿,梗多到堪稱櫻桃樹下!影片釋出後就忍不住跟小夥伴在<span lang="EN-US">line</span>上發瘋<span lang="EN-US">XD</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">回到這篇,終於把末日新生的演唱會系列作個完整的結束,寫到末了丟片段給好心友織影時,雙花跟五花他乾媽如是說——<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">織影:小續緣表示爹地媽咪不要跟舞台搶燈光啊!</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">∑</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">(</span><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;"> ̄□ ̄<span lang="EN-US">;)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">某慕:素還真表示,乖乖你就是最明亮的那盞電燈泡啊……<span lang="EN-US">(´_</span>ゝ<span lang="EN-US">`)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">三人世界已然太過壅擠,第二胎什麼的還是算了吧σ<span lang="EN-US">`</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #20124d; font-family: 細明體;">´)σ</span></p>
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<![endif]-->慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-71657773593943814172023-04-01T23:50:00.005+08:002023-04-01T23:50:50.603+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】愚人末日<p>
</p><p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「朋友,連假近了!信布袋者得永生。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">素還真挑了挑眉看著眼前這陣仗,感覺果真宴無好宴——</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">右邊是單肩掛著布袋彷彿下一秒就準備好蓋人的崎路,左邊是捧著精美又可疑(?)小禮盒的慕少艾,中間竟然還坐著他素日忙到神龍不見首尾的好師弟,皮笑肉不笑地將滿手票券在他前攤成扇形。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「抽吧!別耽誤我放假的時間。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「我就問一下攝影機跟甘藍菜在哪裡?」看著眼前似曾相識的場景,明明屋外是春和景明的四月天,素還真還是忍不住起了一身的惡寒。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀~沒那種東西你多心了!更何況會不會出現甘藍菜不該是問你最清楚嗎?」聞言慕少艾忍俊不住,笑彎了一雙珀色的雙眸揶揄道。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「大夥不過就是想對上回花掉你的點數去旅遊一事做些回禮,別那麼緊張兮兮的!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「如此刻意地重現場景,教素某怎能不緊張?末日演唱會</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">PTSD</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">都要犯了好嗎!」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「不是吧,你都跟我師妹結婚這麼久了還對這件事過不去?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「你自己被人在告白演唱會上分手一次試試!光聽到歌曲恐慌症跟過激反應就發作好嗎……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,那麼專業的醫師建議你——解鈴還須繫鈴人,收下大家送你的大禮包好好享受假期吧!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">談無慾聽後直接將滿手的票券全塞進素還真懷裡,也不等對方反應起身便要走人,卻被自家纏人的師兄給一把拉住,可憐兮兮地哭訴道。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「無慾……你這回連給師兄選擇的台詞都不說了,是什麼比師兄的終生幸福還重要?如果不是去跟無心小妹子約會師兄是不會放人的!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「閉嘴、放手、煩吶——上回留下是為了欣賞你迎接末日的表情,我現在還不走,是等著待會被某人的春光滿面給閃瞎嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「意思是這禮券的內容會令素某滿面春光是嗎?那為兄分你一半,我倆感情才不會散。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「本來就沒有的東西要怎麼散?給你三秒鐘放手,不然以後別想要我幫你帶孩子。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「那你下回何時幫我帶續緣?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「五月隨便你挑個周末啦。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">Ok</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">成交!慢走不送~」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">亟欲擺脫煩人師兄的談無慾,一個不注意就踏入了免費保母陷阱,瞪向身旁看戲的崎路人和慕少艾一眼後,嘖了聲甩手走人。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「唉呀呀,你把我們好不容易請來的談大律師給氣跑了!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「師兄弟感情果真十分惡劣呢。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「胡說什麼,無慾那是傲嬌!感情不好的話哪會答應幫我帶續緣。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「呼呼,那完全是因為續緣比你可愛又好帶好嗎……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">「附議,師妹光是哄你一個就已經太過辛苦,大夥都是因為看不下去才幫著帶孩子的,畢竟是從我們宿舍放出去的妖孽,被退貨的話怕是要共業承擔,大家是衷心祝福你跟師妹長長久久——所以別再遲疑了,帶上眾人的連假大禮包,踏上治療演唱會</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">PTSD</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">之旅吧!」</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">於是勇者素還真就這樣被塞了滿手禮物跟一疊親子票券,被宿舍眾人扔上了重啟末日的方舟,攜子伴妻共赴當年那場沒聽完的演唱會。</span></p>
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<p align="right" class="1" style="text-align: right; text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">慕曦語</span> <span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">寫於</span><span lang="EN-US"> 2023/4/1 </span></span></p>
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<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】重啟末日演唱會!復刻被甩</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">回憶,準備好踏上這愚人之旅了嗎?ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">昨天參加復刻演唱會時突然想到——十年了,當年末日新生的梗便來自於這場演唱會的小電影~雖然後來足足拖了八年才寫完出本</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">喂</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">而此時此刻坐在身邊的依舊是好心友織影,十年啊十年~同場地同一批演唱會小夥伴,每回聽演唱會都帶給我滿滿的填坑動力!既然如此那就趁剛衝完電,快樂的速發一篇~σ</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">依舊分為末日篇跟新生篇,跟收錄在《雲渡山宿舍》第一集的《末日新生》篇有連動,昨天翻回去看,才發現我早在</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年前就在新生篇寫了他們一家去看復刻演唱會,我可真是個大預言家~</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span><span lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span><span lang="EN-US">٩(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ˊ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Gadugi; mso-bidi-font-family: Gadugi;">ᗜ</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ˋ</span><span lang="EN-US">*)و</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span><span lang="EN-US">*</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span></span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #274e13; font-family: 新細明體;">最後祝大家連假快樂!</span><span style="color: #274e13;"><span lang="EN-US">(´</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▽</span><span lang="EN-US">`ʃ</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US">ƪ)"</span></span></p>
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<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-84456416565449817652023-03-14T23:58:00.009+08:002023-03-15T01:40:42.255+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】0258520(上)<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一年一度的白色情人節又即將到來,一線生蹙著眉看著某人愉快地滑著手機,終於忍不住開口勸阻:「素還真,關掉你的購物網頁!上頭都是商業陷阱,你不要一到節慶就給我犯失心瘋。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「一線生,雙人套餐白情優惠價只要</span><span lang="EN-US">520</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">,你確定不來一組?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「不來,</span><span lang="EN-US">600</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">給我直接幫你升級成三人套餐。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「好友,素某雖然十分讚賞你的廚藝,但你知道節慶嘛……那個氣氛也是很重要的!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「不就是燭光晚餐嗎?你之前亂買的香水都被做成香氛蠟燭了,此時不用更待何時!再把餐桌搬到窗邊然後擺上幾盆院子裡的花花草草,肯定不輸那些名店套餐組。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「一線生,你不懂愛……」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「我確實不懂愛敗家男人的心態。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「胡說什麼!素某最勤儉持家了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一旁聽著敗家攻防相聲的慕少艾此時終於繃不住,指著素還真笑得上氣不接下氣道:「勤儉持家?素還真你是不是打算笑死老人家,好繼承我的動物園?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">崎路人邊幫著拍背順氣邊接話:「我想他只對你家貓少爺感興趣,為了老酒蟲跟大白鳥的餘生安穩,少艾你要挺住啊!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">素還真睨著彷彿打算另開相聲戰場的損友們翻了個白眼,直接將手機湊到兩人面前——上頭赫然是組遠低於市價、超絕優惠一泊二食的溫泉旅行方案。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「從現在開始給你們一分鐘,好好讚美素某這幾年靠著『勤儉持家』累積成</span><span lang="EN-US">VVIP</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">才能得到的超優惠價,我可以考慮大方地消耗自己錙銖必較得來的點數,幫諸位購買此款套裝旅遊。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「呼呼,你哪裡錙銖必較?你花錢都馬大手大腳!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「就是說啊,一線生你看看他那堆誇張的點數,這是亂敗了多少才積累而成罪孽的證明。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「哎呀呀,所以為了替某白蓮花清業障~」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「我們也只能勉為其難花你的點數去旅行了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「附議。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">於是就這樣,白色情人節的浪漫溫泉之旅,莫名變成了雲渡山宿舍攜家帶眷春遊行,每個參與的成員見著苦主都忍不住眉開眼笑讚上一聲:「真是勤儉持家!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「不容易啊,勤儉持家素還真這回貢獻,大到足以在宿舍大事記上好好寫上一筆!果真成家立業後就是不一樣。」當慣了宿舍記錄員的照世明燈,露出和煦微笑拍了拍那人的肩。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「小師叔,我們宿舍的大事記上大哥出現的次數還不夠多嗎?啊,抱歉,我剛剛忘了前綴『勤儉持家』四字,勤儉持家的大哥不會怪我吧?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「青陽,你把勤儉持家的三哥想得狹隘了!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">素還真癟著嘴認真懷疑自己穿越到「人人都比自己更機車」的世界,怎麼聖光小天使慈郎跟他的好二弟還有四弟,今天說起話來都如此刺耳?</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「素還真。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">終於聽見有人正常稱呼自己,素還真一改癱軟坐姿,站起身畢恭畢敬喚了聲「前輩」迎上前去。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">被眾多小輩央著一起來替某人消業障的一頁書,鳳目微揚含笑道:「眾人予你如此前綴自當好生領受,日日銘記於心如喚阿彌陀,恆常繫念必能脫離與日常所需無關的慾念苦海。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「晚輩受教。只是前輩……實不相瞞那堆敗家點數有三分之一,是我幫海殤前輩代買銀波鏡含</span><span lang="EN-US">2.0</span><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">時所得。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">素還真雙手合十,決定此回絕不能只有自己身陷這『勤儉持家』前綴之苦。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「吾知曉了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">此時姍姍來遲的海殤君提著行李踏上了遊覽車,正想朝著素還真戲謔地喊上一聲「勤儉持家」,卻見自家摯友朝自己露出一抹清聖微笑。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="text-indent: 24pt;"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">「勤儉持家‧好友海殤,吾等許久未曾暢聊佛法,不如利用這漫漫車程相互辯證,無意義的欲求之害如何?」</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 復健快打小短篇,雖然我下班回來後離12點時限只剩1個半小時XD然後內容依舊愉快地偏離原初設定,沒關係~下篇再撒點糖吧!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span face="新細明體" style="mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 順便說一下設定,當初雲渡山宿舍一就有提及,海殤大學長是海洋觀光系,銀波鏡含設定是貴商商的海上遊憩器材XD</span></p>
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<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-48974817759628566862022-12-22T23:51:00.004+08:002022-12-22T23:51:49.693+08:00【江南時雨】留仙(上)<p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 寓居風家古宅後,素還真多了一個新習慣——替小小的娃娃說睡前故事。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 一開始他確實有些苦惱,自己還會說睡前故事哄人那時,宇文天大概才剛上手旋空斬……一晃眼物是人非,半斗坪的菩提樹已成了參天古木,狗吠雞行的留字見證了昔日天下第一劍的殞落,也保存了日月才子曾有的童稚無憂。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 後來他懵懵懂懂地成為人父,卻始終沒來得及替續緣說上一回故事、道一句寐善,他的孩子便從襁褓之中艱難地成長為再無須人操煩的醫者。錯失孩子最需陪伴的黃金歲月,想來自己確實是個太過失職的父親。<span></span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 雖有心補過,但他的實戰經驗的確不多,於是頭一回替娃娃說睡前故事時便遭到了無情地嫌棄。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「漢董永,千乘人。少偏孤,與父居——」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「哥哥……」娃娃將半張臉都埋在被子裡,有些悶悶不樂地嘟嚷道:「你這不是在說故事,而是在唸書。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「有什麼不一樣嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 他記得自己以前也替小金剛跟小玄元這般說過故事,兩個孩子一下就睡著了,好哄得很。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹爹跟四叔叔給我講故事,從不會像那個被換掉的夫子在教書一樣死板。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那該如何講述為好?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聞言素還真露出了清雅微笑虛心求教,輸給寒夜殘燈他沒意見,但若連血吻蝶跟被換掉的夫子都不如,自己便不樂意了!</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 娃娃想了想,半坐起身子從他手裡拿過書,用童稚的嗓音緩聲唸道:「很久很久以前,在漢朝的千乘那兒有名叫董永的男子。可憐的董永在很小的時候就失去了母親,和父親兩人相依為命……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真倚在床邊,拄頰聽著娃娃給自己講故事,昏黃燭光映照在她專注的側臉,柔柔地幻出昔日、抑或該說來日朱雀雲丹的容顏。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 記憶中的那人很會說故事,即便是自己早已知曉的典故與軼聞,經由那人口述便有了截然不同的風貌,變得更加鮮活生動、引人入勝起來。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 在不夜天的七日裡,他們同對方分享、探討了許多事理,不知厭倦與疲憊地彼此競逐學識,然後在漏盡更欄時依依不捨地互道一聲「寐善」,期待明日再會……</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 他對那人的回憶戛然而止在突然落入懷中的溫暖,娃娃的睡前故事說著、說著便把自己給哄睡了,素還真替她掖好被角輕聲道了句寐善,卻知今夜的自己又將被那些遺憾侵擾噬咬著無法成眠,合該是應了那句「惟將終夜長開眼,報答平生未展眉」。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 他們欠了彼此白頭共老、欠了江湖盡處的相濡以沫,自她去後再無人替他撫平眉間心上的皺褶、推揚嘴角成笑。自己戴上「清香白蓮」的面具與桎梏,走在漫長的淑世之道上,所幸至少能在此處真真實實作一回自己。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 他覷向銅鏡中自己悵惘的面容,終於,不用再裝著笑了。</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 24.0pt;"><span style="color: #073763;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】冬至降臨,大家準備好一起虐個毛線了嗎~ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span><span lang="EN-US"><br />
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 歷史總是如此驚人的相似,猶記</span><span lang="EN-US">2019</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">年也是歲末年終,被親友戲稱長男終於上線祝壽的大江,不說人話地示範如何用宋明理學談戀愛……(詳見《鵝湖》篇)</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 問世間,什麼比生日當天要加班苦逼?我想答案一定是忙到十點才歸家邊用晚膳邊填大江……<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">不是啊!我給人填個生賀都歡天喜地灑糖不用錢,怎麼到我自己就如此淒風苦雨?這不科學!?</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US">(</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/‵</span><span lang="EN-US">Д</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">′</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">/</span><span lang="EN-US">~ </span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╧╧</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 本來生日想填一篇雲渡山宿舍系列小續緣甜甜的清單,我也不懂好好一個賀歲獻壽</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">為何要如此苦逼……難道是歡樂無腦的雲渡山系列寫太多的反噬?</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 不過想想大江難得上線,那麼大家便一起感受一下雖然目前一年才一篇,但虐度應該能虐個一整年的慕家好大兒(?),大江為大家歲末年終傾情演繹——敢分上下,肯定下篇比上篇更虐(或許字數還翻倍)的江南時雨留仙篇ξ</span><span lang="EN-US">( </span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">></span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">◡❛</span><span lang="EN-US">)<br />
</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 我們歲末見!ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></span></p>
<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-90275821831253279262022-12-17T08:46:00.006+08:002022-12-17T08:46:53.445+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】不是每次慶生都有美好回憶(下)<p></p><p><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<![endif]--></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 即將替自家寶寶辦三歲生日趴的素還真,快樂地在雲渡山宿舍群組中招募幫手。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有妻有子萬事足:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">這周末我要在家裡幫續緣辦生日趴,能來請++~</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">顛倒騎鹿載酒行:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,說吧這回打什麼餿主意?σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有妻有子萬事足:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">素某只想邀你們一起來共襄盛舉ξ</span><span lang="EN-US">( </span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">></span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">◡❛</span><span lang="EN-US">) </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">無風無塵無慾天:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,那肯定是餿主意看表情就知道</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">_</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">≖</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有妻有子萬事足:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">胡說什麼呢師弟,師兄只是需要你在我精心策劃的恐龍盛宴裡貢獻一點點體力!</span><span lang="EN-US">( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">無風無塵無慾天:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你想琉璃仙境爆炸就直說。</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">ㅍ</span><span lang="EN-US">_</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">ㅍ<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不信養貓催人老:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,這邊很樂意提供精力旺盛的九少爺,活脫脫就是一隻愛四處亂咬的迅猛龍……是說老人家最近覺得自己養了碗豆王子,有人家寶寶也覺得床上有針嗎?</span><span lang="EN-US">( •́ _ •̀)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">什麼都最速傳說:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,試試在他入睡跟半夢半醒間都提供一致的睡眠環境?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不信養貓催人老:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">了解!回去就試試直接塞貓窩,然後旁邊貼滿我跟朱痕還有羽仔的照片。</span><span lang="EN-US">( </span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US"> 3</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">)y</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">▂ξ</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">顛倒騎鹿載酒行:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">育兒話題煩請回歸奶爸群組謝謝……然後照你這樣佈置阿九肯定需要收驚啦!</span><span lang="EN-US">(#`Д´)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">道臨天下化萬物:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,需要收驚嗎?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一線生機救末年:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,聖龍口小兒收驚免費喔</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧◝</span><span lang="EN-US">(⁰</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">▿</span><span lang="EN-US">⁰)</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">◜✧</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">道臨天下化萬物:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">謝謝小師叔</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Tahoma;">๑</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">•</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">̀</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">ㅂ</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;">•</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">́</span><span lang="EN-US">)و</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✧</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有妻有子萬事足:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">慈郎,換個顯示名稱好嗎?我剛以為一線生來了……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">不要叫我大總管:</span></b><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">+,人家都沒嫌棄你的暱稱看著像路邊撿的!好了,言歸正傳,快說你那聽起來就很不妙的恐龍盛宴到底想幹嘛?</span><span lang="EN-US">(´_</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ゝ</span><span lang="EN-US">`)</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 就在素還真將計畫和盤托出後,群組裡瞬時湧起了一陣++的浪濤,陣仗之驚人,堪比當年素還真跑大洪山馬拉松時一線生問還有誰要吃雞排。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是在續緣生日當天,風采鈴帶著孩子在青衣的陪同下早早就出了門,美其名是逛街挑禮物,實則是不讓小壽星撞破他爹地準備的生日驚喜。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「青衣,一線生有跟妳透漏素還真這回到底想幹嘛嗎?他連我都瞞著……而且感覺陣仗挺驚人的,連莫召奴都特地從日本飛來參加。」趁續緣正坐著兒童小火車繞圈圈,風采鈴拉過青衣悄聲問道。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「聽說好像是什麼恐龍大盛宴?放心吧,世途看著呢!不會出什麼大亂子的。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「希望如此……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 就這樣一路逛到下午三點,手機裡終於傳來設定好的暗號,風采鈴有些忐忑又有些期待地帶著孩子歸家,一下車便瞧見自家師兄穿著身探險服等在門前。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「崎路叔叔!」小續緣歡快地撲進熟人懷裡,看著他一身裝備好奇問道:「你要去叢林探險嗎?續緣想跟你一起去!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「叮咚叮咚~猜對了好聰明!我們續緣今年的生日禮物,就是去史前森林探險喔。GOGO~」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「哇喔!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 不同於孩子的熱情歡呼,風采鈴內心波濤洶湧著各式吐槽——</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">叮咚叮咚?師兄,您這標準的水果葛格語調是看了多少回幼幼台才練成的……然後什麼叢林?什麼探險?素還真呢!?別GO了來個人跟她解釋一下好配合演出啊……</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 而這邊崎路人還在盡責地將探險引路人的角色進行到底,用著幼兒台葛格的語調解說道:「在探險前我們還有個神祕的探險測驗——續緣現在最喜歡的玩具是什麼?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「恐龍!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> 「那續緣在家裡第二喜歡的人是誰?」</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹地!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「叮咚叮咚~回答正確!那邊那個一臉想吐槽的媽媽,有沒有覺得自己丈夫設計的這個問答真是有自知之明?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「有。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「大聲一點聽不到!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「師兄我不是小孩子了……你確定要繼續跟我進行幼幼台對話?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「看在我是為了給妳兒子慶生的份上,答應我不會告訴百里泣大師父……好了趕快過來牽續緣的手吧,我們要進行史前叢林探險了。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴上前牽起孩子的手時,藉機同自家師兄附耳問道:「房子都還好嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「安啦沒爆炸!反正我們會幫忙復原如初的。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 然後隨著崎路人開啟門扉的動作,風采鈴發覺她美麗典雅的大廳,已經變成了亞馬遜叢林——整個一樓的傢俱全數清空、一盆盆高聳的觀葉植物排出迷宮的路徑。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「歡迎來到恐龍盛宴,讓我們開始探險吧!續緣想先往哪邊走?這個森林裡有各式各樣不同的恐龍喔。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「右邊右邊!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 此時傳來阿九迫不及待的稚嫩嗓音,慕少艾一個沒抓穩,穿著連身小恐龍裝的阿九就衝了出去,「吼嘎——生日怪熱!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「嗚哇!媽咪媽咪阿九變成恐龍了。」回抱撲進懷裡的阿九,小續緣一臉驚奇地嚷道。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「唉呀呀,抱歉、抱歉——我家這隻迅猛龍沒管好,右邊沒驚喜了,續緣往左邊走吧。生日快樂!每個轉角都有恐龍在等你喔。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「謝謝少艾叔叔!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 收下慕少艾送上的迅猛龍娃娃,充滿探險精神的小續緣牽著阿九,歡快地在迷宮裡跑來跑去,彎曲的岔道裡總有雲渡山宿舍的叔叔伯伯,拿著各式各樣的恐龍玩具送上生日祝福。好多恐龍都是在圖畫書上看過的,自己在第一時間說出正確名稱時都會獲得稱讚,只是……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「四叔叔送的這個手短短又牙齒尖尖的像大暴龍,可是又有劍龍的背甲跟尖刺……是什麼龍啊?」身為恐龍小百科的素續緣頭一回被難倒,盯著莫召奴的禮物陷入了沉思。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「是哥吉拉喔!我們日本最出名的恐龍,還有專屬的博物館跟主題遊樂園,續緣下回來日本四叔叔帶你去玩。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「好!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 幫著續緣收下巨大哥吉拉的青陽子,努力忍下吐槽的衝動——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">哥吉拉是幻想怪獸不是正港恐龍吧?不要誤導小朋友啊!</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 隨著身後幫忙提禮物的叔叔們越來越多,小續緣的恐龍盛宴即將迎來終點,此時崎路又化身為探險引路人,帶著他那標準幼幼台葛格腔登場主持。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「終於到了我們今天的重頭戲——大家準備好了嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「好了!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聽著熱烈異常的歡呼與應答,風采鈴有些手足無措地發現周遭雲渡山宿舍的友人們,紛紛掏出手機、架好專業攝影器材準備紀錄。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 她茫然舉目四處搜尋著素還真的身影,看著眼前的叢林帷幕不知等會揭開的會是驚喜還是驚嚇……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「我們小壽星喜歡的恐龍今天還少一隻,續緣自己知道嗎?提示一下:手手短短、牙齒尖尖,會立起來走路那一隻。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 小續緣和阿九對視了一眼一起快樂地喊道:「是大暴龍!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「答對了!讓我們一起倒數歡迎大暴龍登場,五、四、三、二、一——</span><span lang="EN-US">Happy birthday</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 隨著倒數結束帷幕刷地一聲揭開,三層高的豪華生日蛋糕前赫然矗立著一隻充氣暴龍,隨著音樂聲賣力跳起了</span><span lang="EN-US">Baby Shark</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 育兒神曲一下,小朋友們紛紛尖叫著衝上前與恐龍一起狂歡亂舞,此情此景看在風采鈴眼裡內心五味雜陳……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 啊,情實難已,義無反顧!彷彿夢回當年大洪山馬拉松某人驚人的壯舉,感人的同時又覺得這實在是——</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「蠢爆了對吧?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 談無慾邊嫌素還真看起來愚蠢得要命,邊把握時機全程錄影,然後覷著身旁 風采鈴的表情微微勾起了唇角,「不過我覺得這樣也挺好,我那自小總是成功得太輕易的師兄,終於也有了必須奮不顧身的犯蠢才能挽回或守護的珍貴事物。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴聽後嘆口氣輕聲笑了起來,「每當這種時候我總是覺得自己特別對不起當年的素會長後援會,把他們英明神武、俊逸絕倫的白蓮花從神壇上拉下來。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「當個煙火人間的凡夫俗子有趣多了。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴聽著談無慾微哂低語,然後看向周遭狂歡叫好的友人們,決定跟著一起享受當下,不去思考她的廚房跟冰箱到底消失在叢林哪處。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 一曲終了,孩子興奮地衝回她懷中,明亮著雙眼臉頰紅撲撲的說道:「媽咪、媽咪,續緣好快樂喔!大暴龍會跳</span><span lang="EN-US">Baby Shark</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">耶,我們可以養牠嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「當然可以啊,我們本來就一直在一起。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「啊?妳跟爹地以前把牠養在哪裡?續緣怎麼都不知道!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 崎路人聽到後忍俊不禁地抱起素續緣,「寶貝,你都不好奇你爹地消失到哪裡去了嗎?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「對耶,他剛剛有沒有看到續緣跟大暴龍跳舞?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「當然有啊,你看那裡是誰!」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 崎路人抱著孩子湊近充氣暴龍胸前的觀景窗,素還真燦笑著朝續緣伸出自己還在恐龍裝內的雙手,預想中的歡笑與擁抱沒有到來,孩子愣愣地與他對視後,一秒、兩秒、三秒——</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"> 「嗚哇啊啊啊啊啊——爹地被大暴龍吃掉了!」</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「咦?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 在小壽星驚天動地的哭聲中,眾人手忙腳亂衝上前幫著素還真卸除恐龍裝,最後也顧不得卡住的拉鍊,直接徒手開撕!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 終於素還真一身狼狽地從恐龍裝中掙脫出來,急忙跑向寶貝兒子哄道:「續緣不哭!爹地出來了。」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素續緣聞聲抽抽噎噎從風采鈴懷中扭頭,還來不及高興父親生還就看到他身後一地的恐龍殘骸。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「嗚哇哇哇嗚啊啊——大暴龍死翹翹了!」</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「欸?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 精心策劃的宴會最後在小壽星止不住的悲傷與恐懼中草草結束,無論大人們怎麼解釋都是徒勞無功,那些精心挑選的恐龍玩具們被束之高閣,一個未來可能的恐龍學家,就這麼被扼殺在自己的三歲生日宴上。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「從那天以後你就再也不喜歡恐龍了……」風采鈴說完往事後忍不住嘆了口氣。</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 雖然已不復記憶,但素續緣望著照片中哭得雙眼通紅的自己,跟著嘆道:「原來不是每次慶生都有美好回憶啊……」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「啥?」</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 下班回家一開門就聽見如此令人心碎的發言,素還真覺得自己的悲傷比宇宙還大。</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 這就是一個好想看素還真穿充氣暴龍裝跳舞的歡樂小故事XD完全標準的好心辦壞事跟生日驚喜變驚嚇</span><span lang="EN-US">∑(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> ̄□ ̄</span><span lang="EN-US">;)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 這篇真是邊寫邊忍不住想——我怎麼就能掰出這麼多有的沒的呢?XDD</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 總之純屬娛樂之作,希望大家也能看得開心σ</span><span lang="EN-US">`</span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">´)σ</span></p> <br /><p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-30256522839187532822022-11-26T23:54:00.006+08:002022-11-26T23:54:55.650+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】不是每次慶生都有美好回憶(上)<p><span style="color: #274e13;"> </span><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 今天風采鈴接素續緣回家時特意繞去相館,領取他們一家去遊樂園玩坑爹飛車的照片。現在雖然已經是數位相片的年代,但某人對於重要的回憶必須化為實體這事上倒頗為挺執著!照素還真的原話:對重要照片的處理最好是加洗、放大、裱框、做周邊——要雲渡山宿舍的友人們人手一組分享他的幸福。</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 而事實上某人確實差點就成功完成他的幸福發放大計,在續緣一歲那年當他們正籌備周歲宴的親友小物時,素還真興高采烈地搬出個大紙箱,一打開裡頭全是各式各樣印有續緣的周邊,從馬克杯、壓克力吊飾、月曆、帽</span><span lang="EN-US">T</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">到媽媽包一應俱全……<span></span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「我後來覺得媽媽包太大了,不如改為雙面印刷的帆布提袋,然後裡頭放月曆、帽</span><span lang="EN-US">T</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">、吊飾跟立牌,妳覺得如何?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「我覺得自己要得新手媽媽憂鬱症。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴這席話雖成功嚇阻了素還真,卻也替自己招來不少麻煩……在慕少艾被請來做諮商了解前因後果後,誠摯地同對方道謝:「我替全雲渡山宿舍感謝妳的犧牲奉獻。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不客氣,只是要麻煩藥師想辦法安撫一下門外某人,我和他解釋過很多次只是打個比方而已。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「呼呼,新手人夫跟爸爸總是特別容易患得患失又緊張過度,我不介意定期來替他心理諮商。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 總而言之,為了避免他們家必須去租個倉庫來放照片周邊,風采鈴同素還真約法三章——每回拍照只能各選三張最喜歡的洗出來放相本收藏,其餘的一律雲端儲存。</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 隨著續緣年歲漸長也加入了挑照片行列,相簿裡開始出現小傢伙的塗鴉和童言童語。今天拿到照片後,素續緣便興致勃勃地央求風采鈴替他取出生日相本,邊貼相片邊寫下——</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「續緣五歲了!第一次坐雲霄飛車,爹地像超人一樣超厲害的好棒!」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">風采鈴看著那張素還真騎在腳踏車上朝鏡頭比</span><span lang="EN-US">YA</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">的照片,周圍貼上續緣最喜歡的太陽小貼紙跟皇冠,想著某人回家後看到肯定會樂到飛上天去。</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「媽咪,續緣貼完相片了,妳要貼嗎?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「晚點吧,等你爹地回來再一起處理。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那續緣可以看以前的照片請媽咪講故事嗎?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「當然可以。」她將孩子抱在懷中一起翻閱相本,前一頁便是去年續緣四歲生日時的記錄。</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 小傢伙看著照片被勾起了回憶,很是興奮地同風采鈴說:「續緣還記得喔,那天我們去了一間好大的博物館,裡面有好多好玩的職業跟衣服。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「續緣真棒!那天是爹地跟媽咪帶你去小小職業體驗館參觀,還記得你最喜歡什麼職業嗎?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「跟少艾叔叔一樣當醫生!」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 孩子快樂地指向自己穿著一身白袍戴著兒童聽診器的照片,然後微微噘起嘴仰頭問道:「可是爹地跟媽咪都沒選續緣當小醫生的照片,是不是不喜歡啊?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聞言風采鈴輕聲笑開,安撫地吻了吻孩子額間溫柔解釋起來,「當然不是,無論續緣未來想做什麼,只要是深思熟慮後的決定媽咪都會支持你。至於你爹地嘛……根本是把職業體驗當成了換裝秀!如果不是續緣堅持只要小醫生套裝,他恨不得把所有職業的衣服都給你買回來,最後我只好答應他讓出照片挑選權,才能在相簿裡湊齊你所有的職業裝扮。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「原來是這樣呀,續緣白擔心了!改天再把小醫生套裝拿出來玩吧?爹地可以演生病的蘿蔔然後媽咪當護士。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「為什麼是蘿蔔?原來我們續緣想當植物醫生嗎?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不是啦……」小續緣有些害羞地偎在母親耳畔說起了悄悄話,「因為就算是演戲續緣也不想爹地生病,所以他只能當蘿蔔。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「原來如此。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 蹭了蹭孩子柔嫩的小臉,風采鈴覺得暖心的同時,忍不住興致大發地和孩子玩起職業遊戲,「那麼請問續緣醫生,爹地蘿蔔是生了什麼病呢?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「是一生氣就會變成他最害怕的紅蘿蔔!需要醫生開藥還有請護士打針。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「這麼嚴重啊,那要用什麼藥才治得好呢?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">「珍奶和雞排。」</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴聽後無言了一會,嗯,確實是帖治那人生悶氣的良方,可惜後遺症是三高指數偏憂。</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「常吃藥對身體不好,醫生你換個法子吧?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那就只能請護士打針了。」沉浸在角色扮演的素續緣老氣橫秋地嘆了口氣,伸手拍了拍母親的肩,「</span><span lang="EN-US">Miss</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">風,一切就拜託妳了。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「可是小醫生套裝裡好像沒附針筒。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「沒有要真的打針啦!媽咪妳就像平常那樣親一下就好,親一下爹地就氣消了。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「呃……我們續緣醫生還挺會對症下藥的,哪天你真打算跟爹地玩看病遊戲時記得提前說一聲,媽咪去買珍奶跟雞排。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聞言素續緣歪了歪頭,那姿態活脫脫就是個迷你版的素還真,凝著她朗聲笑道:「不用啦!這樣太花錢了又容易胖,反正雲渡山宿舍的叔叔、伯伯們都說過媽咪就是爹地的萬靈藥,包治難纏的白蓮花各種症頭。」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 無從反駁起的風采鈴決定靠翻頁帶過這一題,誰知才剛往前翻就聽見懷裡小傢伙的驚呼:「咦!為什麼照片裡的續緣抱著爹地在哭?」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「啊,這個啊……」</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴看著相片同孩子說起兩年前的那一天——</span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體;"> 這篇是之前《坑爹飛車》的後續,下篇會解密在《坑爹飛車》裡提及的恐龍盛宴!這回在上篇裡難得是采鈴跟續緣的互動描寫比較多<span lang="EN-US">(´</span>▽<span lang="EN-US">`ʃ</span></span><span style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim";">♡</span><span lang="EN-US">ƪ</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;">)"</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;"> 那因為目前還在製刊送印忙碌期,我們下回再快樂的後記見吧ヽ<span lang="EN-US">(</span></span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;">゚▽゚<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ノ<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: #274e13;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-bidi-font-family: 新細明體;"> <span lang="EN-US">P.S.</span>這篇也會收錄在<span lang="EN-US">CWT62</span>的新刊《雲渡山宿舍Ⅱ星間飛行》裡~雖然大爆字數來到了76頁,不過能關窗就是愉悅XD<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></span></p>
<p></p>慕曦語http://www.blogger.com/profile/14404187412922712360noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5363557273826043009.post-14124169520451629642022-11-19T00:53:00.001+08:002022-11-19T00:53:02.136+08:00【雲渡山宿舍】節慶購物後的懊悔感傷(下)<p> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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</p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是星期天一大早,看著出現在客廳的按摩椅,風采鈴終於猜到鄰人這幾天一直閃躲自己的理由……</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「素還真……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「母親節快樂!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 看著笑得一臉燦爛的丈夫,風采鈴深吸了口氣,決定收起那些徒勞無功的規勸,纖手撫過皮質的椅背嘆道:「按摩椅很貴的。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「妳只管好好享受,其他多餘的事情無須操煩,瞧!這椅子和我們家客廳的配色很搭,一點都不突兀對吧?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 那人笑著從身後環住她,將臉擱在她肩窩處蹭了蹭擺明求誇讚,風采鈴有些受不住癢微偏過頸側避開,然後扭頭在那人頰邊輕輕啄了下。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><span lang="EN-US"></span><p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「顏色確實選得挺好,謝謝你的禮物我很喜歡。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「喜歡就好。」雖然猶不饜足,但瞧見等在一旁小嘴噘得半天高的素續緣,素還真朝孩子招了招手決定還是收斂點,「久等啦,爹地送完了,輪到續緣嘍!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 誰知兒子一反常態地沒湊過來將他自妻子身旁擠開,只是嘟著嘴往後退了退,悶聲應道:「媽咪母親節快樂……續緣的禮物可以晚點再送嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 察覺孩子的不對勁,風采鈴走上前將素續緣摟進懷裡笑道:「你就是媽咪最好的母親節禮物了!哪還需要再特別準備什麼?媽咪最喜歡看到續緣開開心心的模樣,給媽咪跟爹地笑一個好不好?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「嗯。」素續緣乖巧地牽動嘴角,扯出抹笑跟頰畔兩個小小的酒窩,然後偎入風采鈴懷中,帶著些許委屈再說了一次「母親節快樂」。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 一直到吃完午餐後,小續緣看著還是有些悶悶不樂地模樣,水果也沒吃就縮回房裡。自覺問題應是出在自己身上的素還真,端著水果跟點心來到兒子門外,開始裝可愛哄孩子給自己開門。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「續緣,媽咪給你切了兔子蘋果,不快點開門小兔子就要變黃了唷!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「小兔子說今天比較想跳進爹地的肚子裡。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹地肚子裡已經塞了六隻小兔子了……你再不開門,媽咪特別幫你準備的兔子聖代,就要變成氧化蘋果奶昔嘍?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹地形容的好噁心……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素續緣癟著嘴將門開了條縫,素還真眼見機不可失閃身鑽了進去,將水果聖代放上桌後,一把抱起因攔截失敗而將自己氣成張包子臉的孩子。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「唉呀怎麼辦?我們家續緣就算氣成隻小河豚還是好可愛!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 面對自家爹地又蹭又親的攻勢,素續緣終是敗下陣來,推了推素還真討饒道:「好了啦!快放續緣下來,聖代都要變成奶昔了……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 趁著孩子正專心進攻水果聖代,素還真瀏覽起續緣小書桌上散亂的畫紙,然後拿起一張裁整好的圖紙問道:「替媽咪陪爹地睡覺十次?這是什麼?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「這是續緣要送給媽咪的母親節禮物—對付爹地萬能券!後面還有替媽咪親爹地十下,跟講睡前故事還有叫賴床的爹地起來。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「你送你媽咪這些有的沒的幹嘛?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真聽後漩眉微挑嘖了一聲,然後發現兒子正以同樣的表情睨向自己,「爹地不知道自己有時候其實很煩人對吧……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那又如何?你媽咪不煩我就好。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那是媽咪太溫柔了不好意思說,等她用上續緣的對付爹地萬能券時你就知道了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「爹地勸你還是換個禮物吧!我和你媽咪好得很不存在對付問題。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「是嗎?那上個月爹地為什麼要來擠續緣的小床然後再去睡客廳?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「……那是因為再怎麼相愛的兩個人,有時也需要自己獨處的空間。是說你的母親節禮物不是早就準備好了嗎,為何突然要換?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 這句話勾起小續緣滿滿的委屈,他癟著嘴拉開抽屜將一個漂亮的信封遞給父親示意他自己看,於是素還真小心翼翼地拆開,從中取出一疊圖文並茂的按摩券。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「續緣的這份禮物很棒啊!怎麼看『幫媽咪廣告時間揉肩膀十次』都比『幫媽咪叫賴床爹地十次』來得好多了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「可是爹地已經送媽咪高級按摩椅了,哪裡還需要續緣……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 瞭解孩子鬧彆扭的原因後,素還真覺得又心疼又好笑地哄道:「比起冷冰冰的機器,媽咪肯定更喜歡續緣幫她按摩喔!要不要拿『周末放爹地媽咪去約會十次』來跟爹地打賭?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不要,而且續緣現在比較想送媽咪對付賴皮爹地券。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 雖然有被稍稍安慰到,但素續緣已經將全部心力挪轉到該如何替母親分憂解勞、應付自家幼稚父親一事上,於是朝素還真比了個慢走不送的手勢後,收拾好吃完的點心托盤自己送下樓。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真拿著那疊按摩券回到臥室陷入了沉思,孩子其實說得沒錯,有了高階按摩椅,哪還需要他們這些不專業的假按摩真撒嬌?一想到往後再沒藉口替妻子揉肩捏腿,這回的衝動購物著實是搬石頭砸了自己的腳……</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 過了一陣子,從續緣那得知自己今年頗富新意的母親節禮物,並幫著一起設計禮券的風采鈴,迫不及待地推扉而入想跟素還真分享,卻見丈夫一臉凝重地坐在床沿。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「怎麼了?我記得今天是母親節不是哄人節,好不容易哄完一個別開門又來一個。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 她伸手揉揉那人的臉,捏成個微笑的弧度後偎在他身側坐下。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「沒什麼,我不過是陷入了節慶購物後的懊悔感傷……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「真難得!」聞言風采鈴輕笑出聲:「這回送的按摩椅確實所費不貲,若你連每個月喝珍奶的餘裕都沒有了,我倒是很樂意包下你今年的飲料費!不過次數和甜度要由我控制,如何?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不如何,不是全冰全糖的珍奶喝了也沒意思,素某再怎麼敗家這點餘裕還是有的。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那如此悶悶不樂又是為哪樁?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真將按摩券遞給風采鈴嘆道:「這是續緣本來要送妳的母親節禮物,結果因為我送的按摩椅破壞了小傢伙辛苦多時的準備,想想就挺鬱悶的……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 風采鈴翻閱著孩子圖文並茂的禮券,時不時覷一眼素還真臉上表情變化,心下便有了定見。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「就我這小身板實在是不需要什麼按摩椅,只是不好意思掃了你的興。真要我選的話,素氏按摩券更貼合日常所需,不限環境省電又環保!不如趁商品還未拆封膜,在鑑賞期內退了吧?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「其實比之退貨它還有個更好的去處跟處理方式……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">當素還真還在斟酌如何組織語言時,風采鈴已燦笑續道:「如果你打算轉送給一線生的話,請務必讓我分擔一半的費用。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「噯,果真知我者采鈴也。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 這下好了,多虧與他心有靈犀又體貼的妻子,零用錢一下子回來一半、小傢伙的怨氣等等也就消散、隔壁一線生擁有了夢寐以求的按摩椅(應該不會太糾結是母親節而不是父親節收到),如今問題只剩下——</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「不過現在換我沒禮物可送了,怎麼辦呢?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真側身躺倒賴上妻子膝頭,風采鈴伸指梳理那人一頭白髮,然後俯身吻上他額間。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「最好的禮物你六年前就送給我了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「只有一個續緣哪夠啊……」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「於我而言足矣,是說你這話叫小傢伙聽到又該不理你了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 提到續緣素還真微瞇了瞇眼,摸索著取過風采鈴擱置在身側的禮券,翻了兩翻後突然有了靈感。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那不然今年素某也走個務實路線,雖然拾人牙慧又無圖文並茂的紙本,不過妳終生享有隨傳隨到、不拘次數時限,揉捏推滾、捶打指壓自由變換,素某獨家全套深度按摩服務如何?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「精油芳療和冷熱敷包嗎?」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「應有盡有任君挑選,只有妳想不到沒有素某做不到——就算是跌打損傷時的藥酒推拿跟刮痧這邊都包!」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「唉呀,那真是太划算了,有你還需要什麼按摩椅?下回衝動購物前煩請認真思考一下自己的不可替代性。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聽著那人一長串宛如養生會館招募會員的說詞,風采鈴憋著笑努力維持正色說道。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「……說得一副有了素某就再不需要其他禮物一樣。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 沒想到兜兜轉轉還是在勸他別亂花錢,素還真嘆了口氣正打算起身時,卻聽見那人帶著輕笑的應答。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「確實如此。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 五月的陽光透窗而入,將背著光的那人連髮梢都鍍了圈金,美好得有些太不真切。素還真起身捧過風采鈴的臉,忍不住又眨了眨眼,直到那人的溫度貼著額傳過來才確定了虛實。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 此時合該無聲勝有聲的,可若不說些什麼素還真會覺得自己興許還在夢境裡,那些片段且重複的、平行時空的他與她,再怎麼靜謐美好也不會是現在的他們。</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是他咧嘴一笑點了點自己的唇畔,「素某既出概不退換,若還滿意煩請用印。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「我簽收了。」</span><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 那人依約給了他一個纏綿的親吻,在五月第二個星期日的午後,帶著陽光與花香在記憶裡銘刻。</span></p>
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<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">【後記】</span><span lang="EN-US">SiN</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丟來的一張廣告圖引發的天坑</span><span lang="EN-US">XD</span></b></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 大家久見啦ヽ</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: "MS Gothic"; mso-bidi-font-family: "MS Gothic";">✿</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">゚▽゚</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">ノ這篇一路從母親節拖到現在終於是寫完了……</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 唯一值得慶幸的大概是下篇的字數又爆到了上篇的三倍多,填坑人生真的沒事不要分上下OTZ</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 當初會寫這篇完全是因為,</span><span lang="EN-US">SiN</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">丟來一張霹靂聯名商品的母親節廣告圖,就是某素跟拿著筋膜槍的續緣分立兩旁,然後采鈴在中間坐著的那張——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">不是我要吐槽!續緣沒問題但某素怎看怎尷尬,那張臉彷彿在說:土豪如我們琉璃仙境用什麼筋膜槍按摩椅直接來啊!</b>(結果後來確實也聯名了按摩椅XD)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 看那直接放在采鈴肩膀上卻依舊顯得無處安放的小手手,站在采鈴身後的某素覺得他老婆應該回頭看看他而不是只看鏡頭!(先生我們拍母親節廣告好嗎)</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是就有了這篇~原本在星期五上班前能寫完張貼的,但鄰近結尾不知為何某人發展起了文藝腔(?),好了,快停下你的如夢似幻!我們搞突發要來不及了◢▆▅▄▃崩╰</span><span lang="EN-US">(</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">〒皿〒</span><span lang="EN-US">)</span><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">╯潰▃▄▅▇◣</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 沒意外我們星期日再見</span><span lang="EN-US">(*´</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-bidi-font-family: "New Gulim"; mso-fareast-font-family: 新細明體;">∀</span><span lang="EN-US">`)~♥</span></p>
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</p><p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 那年在半斗坪上與其說是修業,更正確地說來是接受了八趾麒麟的啟蒙教育後,便被他老人家以適性發展之名行放牛吃草之實。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 後來也證明了八趾麒麟此舉的真知灼見,素還真揚名天下的厚面神功跟逃命本事,大抵是對著自家二師弟切戳琢磨出來的。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 而這麼多年談無慾屢屢逢凶化吉、死裡逃生,也應了那句「當年沒在半斗坪上被那妖孽氣死,以後也死不了」。<span></span></span></p><a name='more'></a><p></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 每每看著太過優異的師兄們,無忌便覺得自己如天邊遠星,螢燭末光豈敢與日月爭輝……</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 於是他問過師父為何要收自己為徒,八趾麒麟只差沒老淚縱橫地摸著他的頭嘆道:「相比那兩個孽徒,無忌你才是讓為師體會到作育英才的樂趣、也最讓人省心的那一個!由來才命相磨折,太過聰慧與鋒芒畢露都不是什麼好事……中庸之道方能久長,師父只希望你一生順遂。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「多謝師父,徒兒知曉了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 對於八趾麒麟的冀望與祝福他慎重地收下了,雖然自己平庸又怯懦,但在師父心中便是最剛剛好的存在。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 後來這事不知怎麼地被素還真給知曉,那夜他家大師兄踹開房門時自己正在擺弄機關,愣愣地看著對方俐落地用腳關上門,將滿手的糕餅書籍往他床上一放後落坐床畔。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「大師兄怎麼來了?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「今天偷溜下山隨手買了些禮物,本想明日再給你驚喜,不過看房裡燈還亮著便進來了。方才在玩些什麼,怎這麼晚還沒睡?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「多謝大師兄,我方才在測試新機關,你瞧——更改骨架結構後,在這隨風鳶的翅膀上多裝一組齒輪,動能跟負重便能大大提升,沒多久就能用它給師兄們送水了!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「無忌真厲害!我們師兄弟三人中,論起這機關數術就屬你造詣最高。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「大師兄別捧我了,你那麼聰明,我只要將其中原理說開,師兄肯定能做個比我更好的!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 聞言素還真輕聲笑開,伸指彈了自家小師弟額間一記,「別把大師兄想得太厲害了!人力有時窮,所以才更需要兄弟和朋友相輔相成。無忌切莫妄自菲薄,沒你我們可成不了日月星三才,師兄們還有許多需要倚仗你之處。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「無忌明白了,定竭盡所能成為師兄助力。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 看著自家小師弟展露笑顏,素還真寵溺地揉了揉對方稚氣未退肉嘟嘟的雙頰,嘆道:「還是我們無忌坦率又可愛!無慾若有你十分之一的好性子,師兄便此生圓滿了……好啦,收拾一下快睡吧?明早見。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 哄好自家小師弟後,素還真踏出房門時果不其然瞧見抹玄青身影佇立在不遠處。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 素還真嘻笑著湊上前問道:「人都來了怎不進去?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 談無慾不悅地嗤了聲,步若流雲瞬時便拉開兩人間的距離,冷冷回道:「你是想害無忌耳朵長繭嗎?他都聽你嘮叨一晚上了。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「關心就直說,坦白又不會少塊肉!不是還特意給人點上了能助眠的安息香嗎?我可是在房裡就聞到桂花揉雜著萬年果的氣息。說來無慾你可真夠偏心的,別光顧著小師弟,不如也給師兄調一個?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「作夢。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「哈,作夢好啊!最好一夢到羅浮,醒來日已斜。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「談無慾不介意助你長夢不醒。」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「那可不成,這樣無忌哭了下回誰哄?」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 「嘖!」</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 此時無忌悄悄推開窗,看著廊燈和疏落月光將師兄們的影子拖曳得綿長——那是他在半斗坪最常見的風景,只要看著前方兩位師兄的身影,雖無法並肩共行亦為心安處。</span></p>
<p class="1" style="mso-char-indent-count: 0; text-indent: 0cm;"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 周身桂香隨著透窗的夜風越發濃烈,無忌打了個呵欠,安適地倚著窗框不知不覺地陷入黑甜鄉……</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 年初看素還真電影還以為這是個沒有妹妹也沒有師弟的世界,結果片尾出現黑髮談超級無敵讓人驚喜!但驚喜過後我就忍不住想該該——<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">所以我說那個無忌小師弟呢?</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"></span></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 小師弟當年可是專門撿二師兄回家的超級小師弟啊!這麼好會幫師兄收尾的高科技小師弟給我來一打QAQ</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: 新細明體; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 雖然耳根子軟了些,但細數劇中他撿了多少次師兄,還是覺得新世界線也想看到小師弟……哭嗚嗚想看日月星三才子互動!我想看半斗坪共學時光~(打滾)</span></p>
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